Kind of crazy that the stranger things finale was like 90 minutes of "18 months later"

Dry January fridge is looking a little wet :/

Aaaaand it's over 🫡

Happy new year!

The Christmas tree is down

Christmas tree update: it is still up and we're going to need the space

What else should go on my 4 hour long playlist countdown to the new year that culminates in Never Gonna Give You Up?

I feel like the polite thing to do is to leave a little non-gross trash in my bathroom garbage can to allow women to discretely stash their period products but idk maybe that's reinforcing some kind of unnecessary shame?

Considering the performance enhancers *before* the party because I still need to take down the Christmas tree and clean everything 🫠 at least the shopping is complete

What is some party food other than chips & salsa that isn't gross if it sits out?

At one point I got surrounded by cat girls 😹 but then the cat girls started farting 🙀

Happy mold Monday

Should I go to another show tomorrow? And by tomorrow I do mean today but that's a stupid technicality.

Got a door dash gift card from Tegan's parents... Tried to use it and the delivery guy told me "there is no [my address]" took like 10 photos of my alley and then absconded with the food. Artsy photos tbh.

I love a cozy summer thunderstorm

Told Tegan she has to use a scary voice like she's a Dune witch if she wants me to serve her more rum balls

I genuinely felt as though I'd stumbled upon some kind of high tech cult ritual seeing this in the round screen monolith stage. Good stage design, I'm very curious if they do this for most shows.

Breaking up in a melting goo world: Six kids? That's like a Happy Meal™️ from McDonald's!

Okay I underestimated Navy Pier

Asking my girlfriend's mom if her rum balls contain real balls

I love when the plastic trees bloom this time of year 🥰

Excited for holiday mass 🙏🚲

Three dudes at the gym talking about how much they love tuna. One of them was bragging that he ate TWO tuna & egg sandwiches before the gym. Dudes rock.

Boxing Day Beef

Ball is life

Since the "Groceries" complaint type got removed from CHI311, is there another way to report dogs in grocery stores? Saw at least three in Target today

So like...does USPS pay for the parking or for the parking meter company missing out on it? I just wish they would leave a little daylighting at the Ohio & Dearborn intersection but it does also seem odd to me that they've taken over the entire street of paid street parking.

Oatmeal scotchies are the ultimate cookie

Today it was a driver who decided to go around a car stopped at a red light on the left to turn right on red without looking or stopping while I was in the crosswalk 🔥👍🫠🔥

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Donald_... the literal mountain of evidence that he's a rapist is staggering even without the Epstein files. The fact that he wasn't imprisoned or even just shamed out of public life anytime in the last 50 years is so foul.

Did something happen to the Blueouvre?

Avatar: The Thread is almost as long as the movies

They had to repair a hot water boiler today and told us 5 hours ago it would be complete within one hour but there's no hot water AND no update still. Maaan why is my building management so dogshit at communication?

My HOA just presented me with a unique opportunity to pay a subscription fee for my door

What in the Fuel-less fuck?

Were the previous Avatar movies as explicitly Christian? As soon as they revealed (reminded?) that the one character was a virgin birth baby I was like okay cool way to spoil the ending that she's going to save everyone, jesus christ.

I am continually surprised by how many packages get left on the sidewalk outside of my building in river north and apparently that's a successful delivery.

Drats, it appears I've recreationally poisoned myself again

Smartbar is the best club in the city. I don't have any videos or pictures to post because the dance floor is so fucking good I wouldn't deign to take out my phone.

Disc Jockey Moore

Had a delicious meal at this Michelin star rated restaurant

Where are all the PABGs in Avatar?

Had a new one this morning. Someone had pulled up to a parking garage door on Grand and was not blocking the sidewalk but they threw it into reverse and backed into me while I was walking behind their SUV. 🔥🫠👍🔥

Why is an autoclave one million dollars when an instantpot is fifty bucks?

Watching someone else scroll is crazy because you'll be like wait hold up what about the first 200 milliseconds of that video made you scroll away? I'm sure I do it too but damn.

One thing on all our lists this season - It happening Thank u Santa Clots for your attention to this matter

Folks I have a headache that seems to have been caused by tweaking my shoulder when I tensed up weirdly to open a jar of jam for my girlfriend. It's very weird getting jar opening injuries while also lifting regularly without issues, like the heavy weights are fine but a jar is too much...?

Y'know how as a child first learning about plants you'd put a flower or something in water colored with food dye? Can you do the same thing with fungus? Like can I make bright pink portobellos by just mixing food dye into the water?

I just watched them deliver a dumpster to the turn lane on Ontario between Franklin and Orleans... If they don't put up a lot of cones or something for that someone is 100% going to slam into it doing 80 trying to get around the on ramp traffic

A real thing that happened to me within the last two weeks. It really is the most magical time of the year.