I want to raise awareness that they make coats in a variety of colors other than black. They even make blue ones for boys!

River North is beautiful in the winter

A narrow but extremely intense band of snow has completely overwhelmed my ability to keep up with the task of going to sleep.

No line for Mr Beef right now

I don't have work tomorrow so I'm thinking of bundling up tonight, walking into the void of the storm, sacrificing my soul to the swirls of glittering flakes and hopefully dissolving to nothingness by EOD tomorrow.

at this point if we DON'T wake up to a foot of snow I'm gonna be a little disappointed tbh

Ravioli Ravioli Give Me the Snowyoly

Taking mushrooms and having your tripsitter livetweet photos of you curled up on the ground...lol

Imagine coming off an incredible Election Day mandate from coast to coast and going 'you know what voters want? to be completely sold out by a bunch of craven cowards too pathetic to hold the line against a bunch of fucking weirdos'

Penis Durbin

Can someone explain to me why my mom tried to give me a bag of children's toys today? I immediately reminded her we don't have kids and she can give them to my nephews. She tried to argue with me that *I* love toys and want to fidget with them? I was like nah I'm good actually thanks though?

Christmas music sucks and the people who think it should be on before Thanksgiving are freaks.

sometimes i say shit like "they should fix that" and then i sit back and think "ohhh.... no _i_ should fix that"

Lake effect snow is like quick sand. Thought it was going to be a huge part of my life as a child but it's actually pretty rare here.

Drink every time they say "family"

BREAKING: Stressed suburbanites report car noise as gunshots

Honestly? Yeah. I hope we get over a foot of snow tonight, that sounds lit. Fuck your driving plans.

Two types of dudes at the gym: One deadlifting 225 slamming it on the ground for each rep and screaming like he's getting his teeth pulled without painkillers Another effortlessly & silently deadlifting 315 They're both in the dudes grunting at the gym discord call though.

Soy sauce + sesame oil + gochujang or sriracha + a bit of sugar is genuinely such a crazy good combo

More from the River North artist known to locals (me) as "Neck Shot"

From the makers of 15 minute cities and 8 minute abs, now introducing just 3 more minutes of closing your eyes wishing you did not have to get up

In case anyone was wondering they repainted the dogshit |parking|3 lanes for cars|bike lane|parking| configuration.

Yeah that's probably fine right there next to the three trees that got obliterated a couple years ago and pole that got destroyed like last month because people regularly use this turn lane to bypass on ramp traffic going insane speeds 👍

Dating app bio idea for those of you trapped in hell: "looking for the guy to my sandwich"

I have a friend who wants me to be in DC in early December and I'm not sure I want to be there when 2 Civil 2 War starts. Flying? Ugggghh

Me & Tegan

Guy in my office just referred to several of his coworkers as "you city folk" 😬

I had to shout to Tegan on our walk home from the gym "loooooook ouuuut", the adrenaline was pumping as I sensed the danger, it felt like time was moving slow motion, she barely moved in time as an old man wearing entirely too much safety gear rolled by us on a bicycle at jogging speed. Close one!

I come from a long line of posters being mad online

In America the road is lava and if you touch it outside of your car you lose.

These court threads are gripping. Thank you to the 3 (at least?) people live skeeting this!

Wraps suck. Love a burrito, fuck a caesar salad with deli meats in a tortilla though.

For the last four years one of my upstairs neighbors has been dropping weights on their floor / my ceiling 5am-7am for 30 minutes to an hour several times a week. I've had numerous conversations with neighbors, my HOA, and the maintenance guy to no avail. I'm being slowly tortured to insanity folks.

It would be extremely funny if the government tried to ban the crime fearmongering app over this. Honestly shocked that it even allows you to report ICE activity.

It's turkey szn

It's zohver / we are zoh back!

Does ward 3 hate people outside of cars or like why are both the wells-wentworth connector and the 18th street pbl in limbo?

I hope Zohran is able to actually deliver on his platform for NYC and show the rest of us how it is done. Chicago made the right choice last election but we could do a lot better.

What is this ACOTAR?

Making pasta? Unrelatable to me, a man, I prefer boy cooking.

We're firmly in hot coffee territory now. I like waking up and knowing that I'm going to have hot coffee.

What is everyone doing this Wednesday for the full beaver moon?

I don't understand how Tegan avoids the news. What do you mean you haven't heard of SNAP? How is that possible when you spend all day online? What are you doing on there that nary a crumb of information has graced your eyes? I envy her but find it alarming.

Tired: Burrito Taxi Discourse Wired: Courier Bot Discourse

Living in Chicago has enabled me to not get my eyes checked out for a decade. I'm like -0.25 in both eyes and since college I basically just don't wear glasses because I no longer need to read lecture slides 100 feet away and I don't drive. Living life in soft focus is actually fine.

/r/beingDangerous (by riding 8mph in my vicinity)

Thinking of starting r/chibike2 where you're explicitly allowed and encouraged to talk about cyclist and scootoid crime. For example: wearing headphones in the bike lane, riding on the sidewalk, or taking up too much space on the road.

Folks we're not getting any sunlight after 5pm until February, go ahead and let your algorithm get a little weird.

Is there an idiom that hits harder than "spinning your wheels" but isn't as nsfw as "doing anal for conception"?

My mom set up a weekly family zoom call sometime in 2020 and I want out. I didn't realize I was signing a lifelong contract by agreeing to a weekly call 5 years ago.