actually it would be really cool if i just didnt have to hear about caitlyn jenner she's gonna get her passport problem reversed and do you know why? because she's fucking rich and making a public fuss about it. the rest of us can't do that.

i don't care how big a piece of shit the trans person is, if i catch you being transphobic you're catching a "being permanently cut out of my life"

I feel like Diddy Kong under the effects of the disease

He had to sit down 🥴

More Higuma! Since Bacchus was so generous with upgrading Higuma's "equipment" Higuma decided to take it for a spin! And who better to be the recipient than the "good version" of Bacchus from that one christmas special! art and characters @markwulfgar.bsky.social

i think the most Gamer opinions i have and will never relinquish are that i think all games should be moddable and all online games should be able to be played offline and putting 100+ hours into ut2k4 since febuary has only reinforced these ideas

"does comedy absolve fascism" no. Nor does it topple dictators by itself. Art is a type of action but not concrete action. Art's role in protest has always been to help guide and create conversation in the public consciousness. Fascism relies on image, cultural parasitism, and cult of personality

problem i cannot seem to find any information on: the python logging module on windows will not let you use a UNC path it prefixes C:\ to it which is incorrect why does it do this? i dont know but i can't find any evidence that anyone else has ever run into this problem mklink /d is my workaround

I don't actually enjoy it when bad people take collateral damage from their own illiberal laws, because at the end of the day the laws are still in place, and far more likely to harm me than affect them a second time.

i dont know when fedex tracking pages started showing the employee badge photo of the driver that has my stuff but i think we should not be doing that

me and the boys on the USS Abraham Lincoln eating boiled boot leather and sharing stories about the most Realistic Pussy we've ever seen

Just a *little* something for- Drawing by the lovely DeliveryMutt. Colors by me ❤

they finally listened

it's crazy that there are people in charge of the world so fucking batshit stupid that it makes rogan's todder level inquisitiveness feel like hard hitting journalistic pushback

it's that easy

Me: [idly looking up info on popes] Wikipedia: This list is incomplete; you can help expand it. Me: wut? Wikipedia: [lifts eyebrows suggestively]

movie i just learned about with large dropout overlap www.imdb.com/title/tt3399...

Someone on my team published a documentation article entitled "git good at version control" which is basically a crash course on how to use git for our projects and i do not know how to feel about this

I don't wanna today.

If you leave all those weapons of mass destruction around something's bound to happen

And while this website still stands, on a shaky foundation of sand and promises, It is still Electric Feel Friday.

no idea if I’ll end up grabbing pragmata or not but I appreciate capcom being willing to put out a new weird thing when most big devs seem deathly allergic to that sort of thing

the nooseposting makes the website unmarketable so you can thank me later

Exactly one year ago today:

I like bluesky because it feels so much like tumblr 1. barely works 2. userbase is annoying (affectionate)(not that affectionate) 3. being queer on here feels like I’m actively participating in ruining some tech company’s investment

It's groan worthy but he's putting in the work so I'll allow it

OK that first episode was great and I'm looking forward to the rest of it

I THINK WE'LL KNOW THE SITE IS FULLY BACK ONLINE WHEN HE FINALLY CAN LOG IN LONG ENOUGH TO DELETE THIS.

Being a permalocked cumdumpster would fix me

If I had an ounce of storytelling ability and writing skills I'd be cranking out the hottest, nastiest smut stories about me getting hanged by the neck by men who include but are not limited to: horny sadistic old west sheriffs that are twice my age

Obviously it's the nooseplay thing, but there are just so so many very specific bits about it that can line up just right to create a complete and total desperation for something i know i can't really have.

if you can read this i just spent 45 minutes rearranging all the furniture in my home office and FUCK ME I'M WIPED

Ok I think the inclusion of Chelsea Clinton in the Derry girls finale was wildly unnecessary but otherwise I really enjoyed the show

If you're not aware, The Beekeeper is basically "Jason Statham as John Wick murdering insufferable crypto bros in hilarious ways" the movie, and I am totally on this trolly.

I need to spend less time on the website that makes you angry anyway

Multiple days of reliability issues and outages is what got everyone to give up on MySpace and go to Facebook.

Old men should keep me as a personal fucktoy

Settings and Preferences

Piss pissington

Beatboxing Puppy

You have to play Rubato, the story has taken a turn into drama as it fills in huge chunks of the story, and the segment doing that has now parodied like six genres of videogame I think this might count as a boss fight? It's been going for 40 minutes.

will never not be weirded out by charles barkley air boxing to sleigh bells' riot rhythm in an advertisement for weight loss injections

Furries are skipping con season

Obviously it's the nooseplay thing, but there are just so so many very specific bits about it that can line up just right to create a complete and total desperation for something i know i can't really have.

ShopRite had a pallet display of maruchan instant ramen set up near the bottled water and soda

Feel like most of the people commenting on this are missing the fact that teen pregnancies historically were often teen mothers and adult fathers, who were immediately married. They're not *just* sad about the babies; they're sad that they've lost a pipeline for "traditional" marriages.

Regular Moon

you know what's great? ever since that dlss 5 debacle i haven't had to see or hear that loser jensen huang