The boys will be aiming high tonight

A moment of silence, please, for the "young men are all MAGA now" narrative. (Source: www.nbcnews.com/politics/202...)

my #1 issue for 2026, ahead of everything else including guaranteeing my own rights and safety, is bringing back the stockades for That Fuckin Guy specifically

i don't know if there's anyone left in DoJ with any instinct to preserve their ability to practice in the future, but at some point you just have to say 'i have not been able to convince my client to comply with your order'

Long story short, an actual Nazi doxxing ring. Enough people reported them that they went away for like 12 hours and then Elon personally brought them back. The site is dead. If you’re still on there, go lock your account right now

everyone needs to internalize that this is just how all republicans are and when nancy pelosi said "the country needs a strong republican party" she meant that more people like this should be powerful. they are all like this! they all think just like this and like trump and they love it and it's fun

It’s essentially an emergency that you see One Battle After Another in the cinema immediately. Sean Penn will win an Oscar & it has the best car chase in many years. And those aren’t in the top 3 best things about the film. Jesus shitting Christ.

tl;dr

Peninsule by František Kupka, 1930 #artbots #guggenheim https://botfrens.com/collections/212/contents/137601

TRUE DETECTIVE: PORT OF CALL NEW ORLEANS variety.com/2025/tv/news...

i swear this is a true story: when i was a freshman at u michigan some friends of mine and i went to a rush party for some dumbass frat to feign interest and steal steaks and beer. a guy who asked my name said "that's a fuckin weird name!" then leaned in and said "BUT I LIKE IT" his name was "skip"

Yes, I’m still posting on Hitler’s website. I have way more followers over there.

“Mamdani’s box-ticking gambit backfired” why are these losers still talking about a school he didn’t go to

"the low end of the median" they really got nothing

i'd never do this. the rush of feeling like a kingmaker when i boost a lowbie's funny tweet is the only good thing about having followers

This was 6 days ago

Anyway

A complicating factor here is every state administering Medicaid under a unique name. "I'm not on Medicaid, I'm on Medi-Cal / BadgerCare Plus / STAR / etc!" Many people about to discover that they are, in fact, on Medicaid.

breaking: anti-trans guy also cozy with eugenics guy

Girl who might be Ok!

fried green tomato blt biscuit sandwich from this morning's farmer's market

Look at my law professor, dawg, I am going to turn back the clock on civil rights.

when I was partially paralyzed after my brain injury, my right hand was stuck sort of like a claw. there was this hospitalist who would come in and say "I want you to practice giving your doctor the finger." i regained a useful skill and I think about him all the time

Disgusting Restaurant Celebrates 30 Years As Small Town’s Only Option theonion.com/disgust...

met some cool guys today

Just got cut off by a Waymo. I hit the brakes like an idiot. Could’ve made millions

does anyone need any vestments while I'm here?

going to Rome next week and they better not start the conclave without me!

gonna be honest y’all — my heart just sank hard

help, I can't move my arm

please appreciate this photo of my torta

Well, this is horrifying.

Brave Tippy got 2 teeth out today 😢

📚 Criminalizing Librarians: Threats and Realities Learn about the history of assaults on librarians, threats today, and examples of library workers pushing back as we continue the long haul of protecting our libraries and those who work in them: www.interruptingcriminalization.com/resources-al...

there's a local kebab place whose website claims to have a PDF of the menu, but when you open the PDF it's just a single photo of a kebab and chips

American Jews overwhelmingly (56%-31%) disapprove of Trump’s approach to countering antisemitism. They don’t want Democratic and academic institutions and freedoms that for so long have protected Jews, being attacked under the pretext of defending them. www.jta.org/2025/04/24/p...

A new study forecasts more than 850,000 measles cases over the next 25 years if US vaccination rates stay the same. Millions of infections are possible if rates drop. www.wired.com/story/scient...

weird pervert likes my sweaty post-workout lap

Unpopular Pete Hegseth Forced To Drink Lunch Alone

Moldy bread

Peasant Woman, Head - December 1884, #artbots #vangogh https://botfrens.com/collections/46/contents/3109631

Rocks at Night by Paul Klee, 1939 #artbots #guggenheim https://botfrens.com/collections/212/contents/137407

Dance with Death, by Hieronymus Hess, 1841, 📸 via Vatican Media Pool

POV you're the dying Pope