I really think that the two biggest factors of generative AI are: 1. The fact that these guys are all rapists and pedophiles and have utter disregard for consent 2. These guys are all absolutely terrified of growing old and dying. Just look at what they have used it for so far.

I'm not even joking when I say that, as a former writing teacher, I think even the act of bullshitting through a 10-page paper on a book you only skimmed is also incredibly valuable learning.

So instead of going with the schism classic of "no, we're the REAL church," they've decided to go with "no, we're really IN the church"?

ICE did a Kavanaugh stop, murdered a guy, lied about it, threatened to deport the witnesses, and the FBI is running a coverup and smear campaign. Do I have that right?

What white people think of as the most common working class: White guy who is 43 with an oversized wrench in overalls saying 'git er done' What is actually more representative: Single mother WOC doing eldercare and gig work in the gaps who ironically lacks healthcare herself

Oh, Just stay home and you're safe?

Terrorists use violence against *civilian populations* to further a political agenda. The idea that breaking *property* is terrorism would only work in a society that's idiotic enough to consider property as being equal with civilians---ah crap, that's us.

If someone didn't want to be spoken ill of in death, they wouldn't have acted ill in life, so truly aren't the folks doing the ill speaking being more respectful?

All 3 men inside of the van with Lorenzo Salgado Araujo “‘reiterated that there were never any ICE agents in front of the van…They came in and started shooting from the sides.’” www.washingtonpost.com/immigration/...

Mister Diarrhea, Mister Bob Diarrhea

Let's do a reading experiment. substack.com/@sarahkendzi...

Posting is a lot like playing jazz in that I'm also not good at playing jazz

Please remember: IN THE UNITED STATES, A SURVIVOR OR VICTIM OF A CRIME CANNOT "PRESS CHARGES." That's a myth from the movies and television. Whether or not criminal charges are filed is SOLELY the decision of the prosecutor and/or law enforcement personnel assigned to the case.

If ICE can kill anyone it wants with impunity, then none of us have any meaningful rights. It’s that simple.

If you care please help. None of this is planmed obviously. My partner can't open a new account until Monday bc he can't take off of work. All I have is my vmo which is my middle name Vmo frecklesfrack And paypal.me/freckledfrack

Good morning

okay well I'M much more afraid of cis men fucked up on testosterone and illegally imported anadrol following me to my home and murdering me for not smiling

Ken Kowardstein.

There’s bed rotting and then there’s bed thriving

Anybody want an easy ten bucks?

mcconnell is dead and this "weekend at bernies" stuff they are doing is just practice for the big show

just spoke to mitch mcconnell for about 20 minutes

I’m old enough (not THAT old, but 90s baby) to remember the constant bitching about using abortion access/advocacy as a litmus test. How’d that big tent “compromise” work out for us? Perhaps demanding clear ideological alignment is sometimes…good, even? Much to consider.

This shit is just Wakefield all over again.

Anna Waehre subsequently lost a court case over medical ethics for violating patient privacy and mining their records without consent.

if there's a rapist on the ballot and people don't want to vote for the rapist, the voters are not the problem! the rapist is!

Evergreen

Hey there, Fox and Rabbit.

almost halfway there to the minimum i need to be making to cover insurance!!!! please keep spreading the word!!! also: remember, just ONE dollar a month helps so much, AND you'll still get a shout-out in the credits of the next video!

makin' comics for folks that make around $20k per year over here.

Reposting yourself and getting no additional likes is like saying the joke you thought nobody in the room heard even louder and everyone just being like yeah no we heard you

you're goddamn right it's a purity test i want my water tested for purity because i don't want shit in my water and i want my public servants tested for purity because i don't want shit representing me in government "purity test" isn't the thought-ending cliché some of y'all want it to be

If "no nazi tattoos" is a purity test, I'm OK with purity tests. If "no rapists" is a purity test, I'm OK with purity tests. If "no physical abuse" is a purity test, I'm OK with purity tests. And if you think electing people who fail those tests will lead to good governance, go fix your heart.

For the record, this is a robot scab.

The God Emperor hooked up to the Golden Throne, but instead of holding back the madness of the warp it's all just holding up a sign saying "I vote against."

if you didn’t dump his ass over the nazi tattoo congratulations you are dumber than a high school junior at a hardcore show. a child with moshpit CTE is dogwalking you morally

It was literally the skull from "Are we the baddies?" Come on.

My carer is sick and delirious, and unable to take care of me until she recovers. This has left me in serious difficulty trying to look after her and take care of myself alone. It’s humiliating to rattle the tin again but please could a kind soul help ease the burden? 🏳️‍⚧️♿️🏳️‍🌈 paypal.me/StuffOfMemes

You have to stay alive because what if something funny happens and you're dead so you miss it???

I asked the librarian if they had any books about paranoia and she whispered, "They're right behind you."

imagine if they fired every band member every time an album came out

Mitch McConnell's soul being shattered into a trillion shards and then being reincarnated in parallel a trillion times as the 99.9% of baby turtles who never manage to reach the sea before being eaten alive by predators

BLUESKY DOT GOV WHERE THE WORLDS MOST BEAUTIFUL WOMEN WILL BE LIKE OH NO WHAT A TERRIBLE PICTURE OF ME

TODAY'S DUMBASS IDEA: aliens that look identical to humans take over a gym. "They Lift."

Just poking his pallid husk with a stick, waiting two seconds, and then responding "no comment" to the email.

Tom Selleck is temu Burt Reynolds

Look, we might disagree on the issues, but I also dislike you personally.