everyone hammered at the dinner table and wire mother isn't having any of cloth mother's bullshit

One day, I will learn to open an oven door and NOT immediately stick my face in the escaping steam. Today, again, is not that day.

Thankful my crushing self-doubt keeps me from being just another typical overconfident white male.

Then as now ...

Post something random or don't, I'm not your dad, I just hope you have a good December regardless.

okay so those billionaire buttholes can destroy the entire world in an attempt to live forever in computer but i lop off just a few heads to experience the quickening and survive long enough to see what 23rd century sword fights are all about and suddenly i'm the asshole make it make sense

Violence has no place in America. It's place is uhhhhhhhhhhh a wedding in Kandahar province, Afghanistan

My brain, as always, is caught on the wrong thing: it took this guy the help of AI to come up with "torture someone, but don't make it sexual somehow"?

They’re calling him The Worst Chaser In History

Can any generous souls out there please help my partner and I cover £20 of basic groceries to last us the rest of the week? We're pretty much out of ingredients ♿🏳️‍⚧️ paypal.me/StuffOfMemes

RIP Pilgrims you would’ve hated everything about modern America, and I wish you could have experienced that

Alice Brock, restaurateur and painter, passed away last year the week before Thanksgiving at the age of 83. 2/2

Just waiting for some country to start using this to pay for their own war efforts. Bet against your own nation in a battle you know you're gonna lose, then spend the winnings on drones for the next battle.

free wheel

I met a traveller from an antique land, Who said—“Two vast and trunkless legs of stone Stand in the desert. . . . Near them, on the sand, Half sunk a shattered visage lies, And on the pedestal, these words appear: My name is Ozymandias, King of Kings; I made profits rise 2% in the 4th quarter…

"I don't believe in work-life balance" says person who owns instead of working for a living.

In China, they execute the executives of food companies whose decisions kill people. In the US, not a single exec will face any consequences whatsoever

i don't want to have to second guess if every image is ai!! i don't want to edit with ai!! i don't wait to generate anything!!!! i don't want to talk to an ai chatbot!!! go away omg

it's the biggest don't kill yourself thursday of the year, repost to not kill yourself on don't kill yourself thursday

Gentle reminder that if your family sucks I'm your uncle Scoob and I'm very proud of you. You're doing amazing, sport

Signature sandwich: The Means Of Consumption. Tagline: SEIZE IT, COMRADE!

The boss bringing out Pizza might as well be Defcon 1 (or whatever) for places like this. Please keep calling! Especially the next 5 days!

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"The master class has always declared the wars; the subject class has always fought the battles. The master class has had all to gain and nothing to lose, while the subject class has had nothing to gain and all to lose—especially their lives." - Eugene Debs, 1918 (this speech landed him in prison)

"Hey man, fuck you", but to the tune of "hey man, nice shot."

love to get "sir"d while the TSA agent has to pat down my c-cup chest because my sports bra zipper set off the scanner that violates my privacy and never catches terrorists that don't exist

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Here, enjoy this stupid post I made ages ago

I remember thinking planned obsolescence was the worst of capitalism. At least back then you actually had to make a product that worked, even if only briefly. Now your product doesn't need to work at all. It just has to inspire FOMO in finance bros for long enough for you to take the money and run.

I wonder how many people are gonna catastrophically fuck up thanksgiving by using chatgpt for their recipes

Here's the thing: money can buy a lot of cool sticks, but money can't buy FINDING a cool stick.

You've got the best friend of America's most infamous child sex trafficker in the white house, you don't give a shit about protecting kids.

Next week the House E&C Committee is looking to run something of a shock and awe campaign, debating at least 19 bills that they say are related to "protecting kids online." Most of which are actually about censorship and control. Don't buy the framing. It's always the same damn thing.

Please explain to me how you have the means to run an AI but DON'T have the means to run a synth. How does that work.

Normalize calling your racist uncles Yakubian devils

Girls just wanna have F.U.N. (freedom, unity, nationalized healthcare)

That's nice, but unless you're excommunicating both your pedophile priests AND the people who helped cover them up, I don't care.

311/1461

The Democratic Party is fundamentally worthless. The slow rolling of their prosecution of Trump is more scandalous than Nixon getting a pardon. None of the party in power for this shit should remain in power. Fire to the courtrooms the jailhouses and the institutions of this fake justice system

Half of progressive politics is Knowing Who To Be Mad At, and a lot of you bitches are flunking the course.

solo (1/2)

@electrolemon.bsky.social if you can do a backflip, you can save me.

People have tried to explain this discrepancy, why the last 30 years seems to be a shorter period of time than between the previous 30 year interval. Notably, all these people theorizing are 40 years old.

Libs negatively polarizing themselves into believing the U.S. military has never committed crimes. Motherfucker they were running up in civilian houses in Iraq shooting children and then covering it up during your lifetime

This is a good time to remind everyone that "Dr." Oz once claimed there was a link between astrological signs and health. This quack should be in charge of nothing.

Spooky drag country singer called Elvira Presley, is this a thing yet?

Including "you're not allowed to take us to trial for doing illegal shit" in your TOS agreement is basically evidence for premeditation, as far as I'm concerned.