Well, if you didn't want people to be anti-capitalist, maybe you shouldn't have made capitalism suck so bad.

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*sniffs cutely* ( #storch #sniffer #signalis #signalisstorch #signalisfanart #digitalart )

Growing my own herbs in water tanks set up in my closet, call that a hydroponic thyme chamber.

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Rolling past the DMV, throwing a bundle of papers that all say 'I am fine my car is fine thank you' at them, and then driving away screaming "I GAVE YOU ALL REQUIRED INFORMATION THAT'S THE SAME AS GETTING A LICENCE OKAY BYEEEeeeee..."

I don't think you need complex political triangulation when the president is shrieking "I am sending in the WAR DEPARTMENT because Portland is AT WAR!" You should just keep saying that he should be removed from office because he is plainly insane

Well, since Portland isn't actually war-ravaged, they can all just stay home.

Stock isn't real, these billionaires don't actually have anywhere near the money they claim to, they're building towers on debt gained by leveraging imaginary future trillions that will never exist. But I still gotta pay my student loans. What a load of crap.

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haha can someone maybe. draft this to be a better post. but uh. @everyone pls can you share and help. im trying to flee this horrible place i live. please help me.

At 70K followers I will fist fight Paul

US State Dept on X: Earlier today, Colombian president stood on a NYC street & urged U.S. soldiers to disobey orders and incite violence Petro: I ask all of the soldiers of the army of the US not to point their guns at humanity. Disobey the orders of Trump. Obey the orders of humanity Fuckin based

From 2022 "You fucking generals, why can’t you be like the German generals?” "Which generals?” Kelly asked. “The German generals in World War II,” Trump responded. “You do know that they tried to kill Hitler three times and almost pulled it off?” Kelly said.

Google I will never verify my age with you so you better stop asking

“You’re probably wondering why I gathered you all here today. Webster’s defines ‘warrior’ as…”

Making my own single-player escape room out of crippling social anxiety.

the "abolish ICE" people were right

There is not enough taxpayer money to actually fund this unless we spend the equivalent of the US military budget on OpenAI, and only OpenAI. By all means get the worry but this is entirely different to anything you have ever seen

Hard to take their outrage over a demagogue's death seriously when they JUST got done being exactly as angry over a corporate logo redesign.

they didn't even make it to their forced national day of mourning for that smallmouthed bobblehead, I wonder if they'll even remember they planned it by next month

I like the concept of "defeating a bad faith argument by emulating an elder God."

Actually we’re gonna lose water if we don’t pay 700 on Monday so like

"You are pseudo-anon are you an internet hate machine? Are you one of those 4chaen users?" No I'm fucking normal? When did basic online safety change

The situation at Broadview isn't over. A small number of protesters reportedly still facing off with the feds in the dark, people have been coming and going. It's impossible to be there 24/7 to monitor but we'll get back over there as soon as we can tomorrow.

It's pretty wild to me that investigators have uncovered that anti-trans campaigns are largely funded by the fossil fuel industry, and that the presumed motivations are pretty directly to redirect the public conversation away from climate change... and that this isn't bigger news.

The biggest problem with the world is nazis, pedophiles, and nazi pedophiles.

Gonna have to teach everyone from scratch that the president isn't your boss, he's your employee

Ok so I don’t think it’s copium to say that this is weird timing if you also just announced you want to lock up every liberal anti-ICE protester in the country.

She’s so cute.

I cannot express how wild this quote is. This is a top tech analyst at a well-regarded firm saying that there is not enough capital to actually pay for all the stuff that NVIDIA and OpenAI has promised. It is so important that everybody realizes that *there is not enough money to do this*

What's the point of the constitution, anyway? As poorly defined as the executive is, it's still obvious that the role has almost none of the power Trump uses on a daily basis

Alex Jones: a real loser's loser.

this is the most online administration in history. i hope we never get one this annoying again, but i do still enjoy that they let us know that posts about really bother them lol

"It's gauche and uncivil to accurately describe me" is a core view of today's fascists

I just saw an influencer on TikTok say that they refuse to give their child Tylenol, and instead they only give them acetaminophen so I’m just logging off for the day

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When digital ID is required to access services (eg the NHS, or legal representation, or obtaining a bank account, or renting a flat), and yours has been set to "nope" because the government of the day decides it doesn't like people of Your Sort, what will you be able to do about it? Nothing.

www.yahoo.com/news/tariffs... The fact that basically all meds in the US are made in China was known even before he decided to shoot the entire US economy in the face

*Putting a block of cheddar on a 90s apple computer* eat shit.

They're actually citing statutes now and forming joint task forces so they can weaponize the local pigs your local government refused to defund.

More based Brennan Lee Mulligan b/c I can

"Hideous Whiteness" would be a great band name.

It's quite literally what Jesus would want.

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