Love vintage Halloween… but maybe time to retire some designs? More Monster Mash, less Jim Crow Museum.

Jim was explaining this medbed video Trump posted I was asking, oh is it like an isolation tank? A hyperbaric chamber? He was finally like, “No, it’s completely fictional alien technology!” I am extremely online and somehow completely missed this conspiracy theory. Who do they think is using this?

Everyone reading that: I sleep in a big bed with my wife.

My son is growing up so fast

Whenever people talk about "luxury housing," I remember there are literal mansions in Hartford, CT that are now selling for less than it costs to buy a starter home in Silicon Valley. If we judge luxury by market value, there is no housing that is intrinsically, permanently "luxury housing."

Donald Trump: I have been asked by many people about the life and times of Amelia Earhart

Hey folks, we're still trying to reach our goal here! Any amount is greatly appreciated, even just sharing the link is greatly appreciated! Thank you so much, we love you all!

I was embarrassingly old before anyone told me you’re not supposed to use cotton swabs in your ears. Honestly, raised by country folk without insurance, I’m lucky to be alive.

Kimmel's show put together a montage of Trump insisting dozens of times yesterday to "DON'T TAKE TYLENOL." Complete insanity.

I'm on the job hunt. I've worked as a freelance writer, editor, essayist, and film theorist for nearly 15 years, with bylines at /Film, FANGORIA, Rue Morgue, CBC Comedy, etc. I ran Shudder's The Bite, served as FANGORIA magazine's Managing Editor, and was the evening news editor at /Film. Any leads?

CHOTINER: So you knew him pretty well. OBI-WAN: Yeah. CHOTINER: You were there when he became Darth Vader. OBI-WAN: Basically, yeah. CHOTINER: I guess I'm just confused why you would tell his son Darth Vader was an entirely different guy. OBI-WAN: Hold on, stop the tape. Stop the tape.

Whenever our son asks what day it is, if it's Thursday we tell him it's must-see TV night with Friends & Seinfeld, or if it's Friday we mention an all new Full House followed by Family Matters. He will never be amused by it, but we can't help ourselves.

This sounds like Harris responding to one of Mahoney's pranks in a fucking Police Academy movie. God, I know it's impossible for this guy, but try to have some dignity.

Enjoyed the season finale of Alien: Earth. Enjoyed Kimmel's monologue. Jim made a fantastic stromboli. Pretty decent Tuesday evening!

“We are told by leaders that we are the future. But when it comes to the ongoing pandemic, our present is being stolen right in front of our eyes.” Incredible speech by Violet Affleck who warned about the ongoing dangers of COVID & Long Covid, & advocated for masks and clean air at the UN today!

Here are two minutes of lowlights from Trump’s rambling, hour-long address to the UN General Assembly that Twitter is calling one of the most embarrassing moments in recent US history. Subscribe to zeteo.com for more.

Too late, Batman. Once this Tylenol floods the city's water supply, my wiki won't run out of editors ever again

Trump: don’t take acepitoemponoene RFK Jr: *moth crawls out of mouth* A nude man is in the background, only referred to as “the colonel” Person watching on tv: well if they say so

It would be great if the Vulcans made first contact tomorrow. 🖖

The government knowingly putting false information in the label of a drug is crossing a Rubicon that should not be taken lightly

We are catching up on Bake Off: The Professionals. Forgot how relaxing it is to end the day with charming baking shows instead of doomscrolling.

Happy Sunday, folks! If you could help us reach our goal here to help take care of our special needs son we'd really appreciate it! Thanks so much!

Time to bake a memorial plum torte!

Could a collapsing fascist regime do THIS?

Covid is gonna shape American politics for years and years because it was the first time most Americans were asked to make sacrifices and they lost their minds because of it.

Happy weekend

At Yale, Vance attended a lecture by a billionaire that changed his life. He saw negative comments about the movie adaptation of his book. Then a “falling out with the elites.” The elites are not Yale or the billionaire. The elites are movie reviewers. That is really their conception of “elites.”

Well, good news, we're still on track!

Yoda: yeah hi sorry but I didn’t even like this guy before he was evil and the last time I saw him he was killing children Luke: thank you for your wisdom Master Yoda Yoda: no I’m saying it’s bullshit I have to sit on a log with this guy Obi: yeah I wasn’t going to say anything but he murdered me

They radicalized Slippy…

If you live in NYC and have successfully managed to obtain a 2025 COVID vaccine for your under-12 child, I'd love to know where.

If they did the Cottingley fairies today you would never convince people it was fake

Wondering how we can need a GoFundMe while Jim has a new book out? Unless you’re a celebrity, non-fiction advances cover a few weeks of rent and a cup of coffee. Freelance writing is a labor of love and maybe the only career that works while also being a 24/7 home nurse.

Imagine a world where novelty snacks were the top story and @dinosaurdracula.bsky.social was our paper of record. That’s what John Lennon was singing about.

Same but Friday!

My husband wrote a book on the making of Guns N’ Roses’ Chinese Democracy and it’s incredible. Think 15 years of music industry chaos, absurdity, and stranger than fiction stories. You don’t have to like GnR, just weird tales.

me watching "win ben stein's money" 25 years ago: what's the deal with this jimmy guy future me stepping through a time portal: HIS EXISTENCE IS VITAL TO THE SURVIVAL OF THE FIRST AMENDMENT IN MY TIME me: wow, how many channels are there in the future? future me: WE WATCH TV ON THE COMPUTER

Well, I'm certainly not watching Jimmy Fallon. I will never forgive him for humanizing Mr. Frog.

Right now Jimmy Fallon and Lorne Michaels are so thankful that they suck so much.

Yes, everything is terrible, but we might get Manhunter season 3?

Started to decorate! There will be more soon. I do end up leaving a lot of decorations up through the year. But going all out this year, because why the fuck not! #Halloween

its kind of insane that we’ve been forced to watch rightwingers openly celebrate and taunt everyone over the death of people like trayvon martin for over a decade now and now they’re trying to grandstand over the one time it’s personally affected them and political project

Calling peoples' employers in a rage because their tributes to Robert Redford weren't horny enough

folks, I want to remind you that a ton of federal workers are about to get their last pay check at the end of this month and this stuff is going to get much worse

Love getting all the bills paid for the rest of the month, thinking I'm good, then remembering we still need to eat every day. 🫠

my favorite robert redford story is that mike nichols considered him for dustin hoffman's part in THE GRADUATE. during their conversation nichols asked redford something like, "have you ever struck out with a girl?" and redford's response was basically, "i don't understand the question"

Far as I can tell, Robert Redford was: * successful at everything he tried * genuinely intelligent & insightful * desired by women * envied by men * an absolute mensch to everyone he dealt with * a tireless, lifelong philanthropist ... and he died peacefully in his sleep. 10/10 life. No notes.

Robert Redford was famous long before I was born, so I guess I never thought much about why. But we recently watched his Twilight Zone episode and wow, he just had it. That rare presence you can’t fake. It was clear he was going to be a star. It wasn't even about looks. Just charisma for days.