Her work is beautiful, and the cause is equally beautiful. Go forth, support art & people.

Yo Yo Ma is so compelling as an artist, because he radiates such warmth, joy, and sincerity. I always leave every interview of his feeling happier in my soul.

Put on a yellow rain coat and headset to sing and do my April ballad in the kitchen from the Coming Out Of Our Shells tour. Don't let anyone dim your light, babes. No matter how nonsensical.

Walked all over the house looking for my scrunchie. ...it was on my wrist.

A person whose opinion I respect deeply, said I'm a fuckin' rainbow. So you should watch this, because rainbows are awesome ❤️

The lady in the documentary for this park just keeps saying things like, "what a great tree!", "it's so green!", "look at that water!" I'd laugh, but I love her simple enthusiasm. Nature is pretty freaking great.

The vet didn't know how to pronounce our cat's name, "Mr. Mistofelees", and calls him "Mr. Mistletoe." So we decided in November and December we call the cat "Mr. Mistletoe."

Nights like this are the best. All the trouble of the world is momentarily set aside while we're collectively marveling at the pretty lights and nature together. This is how it's supposed to be. Life, I mean. Shared joy and all. 🙂

Ugly Christmas Sweaters lost all meaning when they started marketing them specifically as ugly Christmas sweaters. Those are just nerd sweaters now. They don't hold a candle to Grandma's Fabric Paint Snowmen with the word "Blessed" in rhinestone that you find at the thrift store bc she died.

People on the internet: "I want to argue." Me: Nah. *Turns on MASH*

@isaacshauntedbeard.bsky.social ❤️

Hey photographer friends.

For Friendsgiving we're all going in drag personas. I'm doing 70s Elvis, and my name is Pelvis Pressme.

A thing I just told my 18yo. "I put a kazoo in my pussy during labor. Every time I pushed, circus noises let me know you were closer to coming out. Then finally my clown son was born. That's your origin story."

I'm one of those people who gets angered by excessive luxury. I am not impressed by it. I'm disgusted. I vehemently believe that rich people shouldn't exist and that they should be very afraid. Either we are ALL free & cared for or no one is.

Trans person in danger of being unhoused, please give this a lil boost

When I see the leaves change, I see the wisdom of being able to let go of what you don't need to survive the winter. I see the beauty of knowing that you can start again no matter how empty you temporarily will feel.

Watching out the window and checking out the graffiti. Some of the best artists in the world are the ones we'll never see professionally. What a tragedy.

Other Asian girls: Effortlessly cool, chic. Me: Looking like a 200 year old obaasan who has worn one pair of clothes for 100 years.

I am envious of people who are perfectly comfortable around other humans.

If you ride a train in the Midwest, there's a 100% chance that half of it will be filled with Amish people.

I haven't ate in 2 days. This Sbarro has no idea what's coming.

For 2 years, I haven't been able to lie flat to sleep. I still can't. But I'm hoping after all this treatment and surgery, I will finally be able to.

Was really struck by what a lovely inspiring exercise this is, like a primary school version of Mary Oliver’s Instructions for living a life Pay attention. Be astonished. Tell about it

@sanshinsoba.bsky.social I thought of you when I saw this 😁

I'm sorry that every time I wear a headlamp I pretend I have a laser eye and ask you to scream like you're burning.

Give me this Predator movie.

Hell yeah, MANNEQUIN (1987). Almost certainly the first positive portrayal of overt queerness I ever saw as a kid. (Popheist, 🎁, gift link)

I am the golden retriever boyfriend in a big titty goth girlfriend body.

Doctor's recommend a goodnight goon to help you sleep better.

I am begging celebrities to stop promoting products that make you afraid to age, prioritize thinness, and encourage gambling. Can we at least draw a line somewhere? If you are that rich & still aren't content, invest in therapy.

Been syringe feeding a chinchilla every night, because he was born with poor genes. Nevertheless, he's the sweetest lil funny guy, and I love his little hands resting on mine. We all deserve to live full & happy lives. Man and animal. I know it looks like I'm helping him, but really he's helping me.

Non toxic masculinity.

Vincent Price & Professor Ratigan - 1986

Too tired to live, but too full of spirit to die. I really should've been a rainbow or something. Human was the totally wrong form for me.

Kinda want to do that project where you take a picture every day for a year so you get a sense of natural change and acceptance.

Oh this is Hogan’s Heroes, I thought I was watching the news.

Today I need to clean up the Halloween decorations outside. So expect me to be laying in front of the tombstones, and pretending my arm fell off to passersby.

I'm like a vampire. Everyone assumes I'm way younger than I am, but the reality is, I'm an old person with a dark and twisted past who's heart is vulnerable to steak.

Woke up and SMOKEY AND THE BANDIT is on TV. Waking up to Burt Reynolds is a gift.

Rolling side to side bc I ate too much at once, and now I'm a Panda.

It's unfortunate that I'm a girl. By lady standards, I'm probably barely "mid" lol. But as a man, I'd be the next Pedro Pascal.

She would fucking break him 😍

Wearing an Ultraman tee and Predator joggers because I want to see them fight then team up.

Hard to explain to people that I can love an objectively bad movie without needing to justify why I enjoy it. It's fine if it's bad. This is different from, "so bad it's good."

At this point, I feel like my body is held together with staples from Lowes and sheer will. But still I climb.

I wish I could gift every girl the confidence to know they will never need a man. Learning that 10 instead of 40 would've done wonders for my life.

The desire to marry an Italian man and have 10 kids all named after different kinds of pasta.

All my friends texting me about PREDATOR BADLANDS makes me feel seen and loved.