One of the hardest things I've ever had to do is cancel our Comcast Internet (because you can't just cancel without scheduling a phone call w/ them for several days in advance, then they don't call at the appointed time so the internet service just continues indefinitely. . .)! 😳🙃

My daughter got a part in a high school musical (Annie-yay!). At 1st parent meeting they handed out a packet. When I asked, so when are rehearsals? Someone smugly replied, it's in the packet! Meaning a hyperlinked word doc. How do I click on paper? Or enter Annie.docx or whatever on a my phone lol 😂

Quite simply the greatest heat check of all time

Brooklyn Beckham: it's time to address the shadowy shape that's difficult to photograph in the room

hats off to the biggest wheelie this town has ever seen

A frigid 13 degrees (-2 with wind chill 🥶) out, so my family: let's go out to Baskin-Robbins for some ice cream! We also have several pints or quarts in the freezer at home too by the way.

day was going fine until i realized kids born in the 2010s are driving vehicles

Almost every sitcom has a character who's "the dumb one". Who's your favorite?

I love how the word ostentatious is a great example of itself

Just found out that you can buy these antihawk/ coyote proof vests for small dogs! Thinking about it because we've had a pair of coyotes in our back yard almost everyday in the past week or two (but I think my chunky tank of a Corgi is probably safe from hawks) #corgisky #dogsofbluesky

dracula calls clocks venn diagrams

This is Dumpling. She got her very first sweater and promptly deactivated. 12/10 (TT: jmw495)

Post a game you remember playing that nobody else remembers.

No way could AI ever come up w/ something like this string of text to arrive here, from the original post

Fake play the hell out of that thing.

Sensible Salting Week isn’t until January 26, but with tonight’s forecast you better be sensible like now.

The face of a puppy that won't leave me alone v.v

Red and yellow toy boat

Just found out it's 'tongue out Tuesday' #corgicrew #corgisky

Don't be fooled! This is NOT a venomous snake. It just looks like one. You're looking at a Giant Dead Leaf Mantis (Deroplatys desiccata), native to Malaysia, Philippines & Borneo. These little guys are masters of disguise. This is their "scary sharp-toothed predator" trick, but they have MORE!

My son's latest drawing (from his school folder he brought home): some kind of monster vegetable, I think?

Archaeologists: D.C. Capitol May Have Once Been Used For Legislating https://theonion.com/archaeologists-d-c-capitol-may-have-once-been-used-for-legislating/

RT this with your home river: I guess the La Moine River, which actually runs through part of our campus

Well, those boots were not made for walking

How I'm rolling into this Monday morning

My son just now, to my wife, who's watching The Pitt: this is just a show about like, a lot of people coughing?

maybe twice a year I will hear someone blasting rock music & still say "is that freedom Rock? well turn it up man!" But only people over say, age 45, know what the hell I'm talking about. Pretty solid albums though, especially before there were tons of hits compilations. youtu.be/P3CnvphQs04?...

If you are anxious and sad about the state of the world, that's fine, and there are plenty of strategies for dealing with that. But I think you already know that drive-by online dooming isn't a strategy. It's selfish and adolescent. It's a contagion that only spreads the worst of you, not the best.

I actually think the Tom Brady Pizza Hut commercial is pretty funny. Not sure why I woke up this morning still up thinking about it, though.

Timeline cleanse It’s safe to watch this video

Mendoza and Cignetti

Was thrilled to recently find a bunch of childhood photos I'd thought were long gone. Here's me with one of my favorite ever gifts, I think on my 2nd birthday: a ride-on John Deere tractor. Loved tractors as a kid. Also, still make the same face when I'm on a tractor or lawnmower by the way.

Fascinating story. Mice raised in cages their entire lives are given a brief taste of relative freedom, and thereby become less fearful. Interesting implications for scientific research that’s based on keeping animals in a state of deprivation.

i know we're all busy but i just overheard a plumber say "parlez-vous français ? non ? you motherfuckers don't even speak french, do you" to a pair of french bulldogs

After 5 years of data collection, our WARN-D machine learning competition to forecast depression onset is now LIVE! We hope many of you will participate—we have incredibly rich data. If you share a single thing of my lab this year, please make it this competition. eiko-fried.com/warn-d-machi...

Roses are red Violets are blue Finally washed the pan I've been soaking, Just for you! 🌹😁

this will keep going until i run out of gift codes, so i decided to lower the requirements: only 500+ are required now just send me a dm and i'll send you the redeem link!

A touching tribute to Mike F

I was asked to submit a review to PAID (Personality & Ind. Diffs) but the requests come across as spam/phishing b/c the link to the International Society for the Study of Individual Differences comes up as a lottery or gambling site, so I'm wary- anyone know whats up? www.issidorg.com #academicsky

Vegetarian Greek food restaurant called Don't Meat Your Gyros

Ah man, found this pack of Chewports in our Corgi's stuff and can't help but think she's developing bad habits . . . #corgisky #corgicrew

Always great advice to feel free NOT to accept homework from someone you've known for 10 seconds & enjoyed none of them!

Dear Community, I deeply regret an incident on Dec 28, 2025, where I drove an entire family into a ravine while in "Mad Max" mode. This violated ethical standards and potentially US laws on vehicular homicide. The Tesla Self Driving Feature

Got banned for life from working in McDonald's on my first day for shouting YES McCHEF every time an order came in.

(whisper singing to myself) I want my, I want my, I want my MTV. *sad trombone*

31 December 1995. Still the perfect goodbye.

"MTV is officially ending all of its music channels. In honor of that, what's your favorite music video?" The GnR trilogy & the liberal use of early 90s dolphin CGI was the most bonkers peak of MTV videos youtu.be/Qf-izfLupb0?...

“Oh, hey! Fantastic party, Tricksy! Fantastic! … Say, do you mind telling me which way to the yard?”