Blue lobsters are very rare: 1 in 2 million by some estimates. But SPLIT COLOR LOBSTERS are 1 in *50* million. This lobster is a chimera of two fertilized eggs that fused together, with two distinct genomes: male on one side, female on the other. (📷: Woods Hole Science Aquarium/NOAA Fisheries)

Dad joke time: Why couldn't the beef stew win the weight lifting contest? Because it wasn't quite stroganoff

the president every friday

It’s forbidden jump rope time #ILwx #WXsky

Too wet and rainy and stormy and tornado watch-y here to do anything productive I had planned, like yard work, so might as well watch some Mr. T cartoons

This is probably the most traditional possible behavior for the family of a pope.

Goddamn it feels bad to be a angster

I felt a little bad for her, and I don't think I could ever properly describe or reenact this, but the way my Corgi jumped from being startled by thunder while she was outside pooping just now really made me laugh 😂 #corgisky

My 15yo daughter is embarrassed to go do something like work out at the Y alone so I enthusiastically volunteered to walk down & work out w/ her (bc it's also 2 blocks away). To which she replied "oh God no that's even worse than being seen working out alone!"

Had this happen multiple times recently at the gym, talking about Larry Bird and then again with Ozzie Smith. Help, when did one of the best basketball and one of the best baseball players ever, respectively, become ancient niche knowledge??

Finally found an incomplete but in decent shape vintage AT-AT Walker, long at the top of my wish list for vintage toys, for a pretty good price. Trying to decide whether to buy it or hold out and wait and spend a couple hundred more bucks on a fully complete one. #VintageToyTuesday #starwars

Outtake from ‘Predator 2’ (1990) where the Predators dance on the ship with Danny Glover.

In Mississippi, lawyers on both sides of a court case were caught using AI, essentially two LLMs arguing against each other. The judge dismissed all lawyers from the case and canceled the trial: www.404media.co/judge-learns...

Your Dog is going to Neighbor’s house with food bowl for second meal! 😛

I'm crying 😭😭😭 It's just Lisa Salters arm sticking up

I roasted some stale Hawaiian bread to make homemade breadcrumbs for pan fried/oven finished pork chops to go with some mashed potatoes & roasted asparagus I made, thinking we'd have a nice 3-person little family dinner while my son's away at camp this week.

What an incredible photo of the scorekeeper for the Durham Bulls.

ever since i was a small boy i knew i wanted to charge the pepper grinder

“Drive, George, drive! This one’s got a coat hanger!”

The Cure's Robert Smith perfectly sums up the difference between Americans and Brits.

Made gingerbread flavored rice Krispy treats: pretty good! 😋

Saw Masters of the Universe last night. Pretty good movie, funny, well done and didn't take itself seriously. I think my wife liked it even more than I did! Sadly no merchandise at our theater though so I didn't get to eat any popcorn out of battle cat or Grayskull or sip soda from a power sword. 😞

You used to go to websites and they would have guestbooks that people would sign like it was a bed and breakfast

I wake up every day with at least 2 pillow cases all the way off my pillows and have no idea how. What is even happening while I'm asleep?

Might redesign every ninja turtles in this style. But first, Donatello

My 15yo just got her driver's permit last week and is taking the car out for a spin with my wife, for the first time today. Ugh. Wish us all the luck in the world! 😫🚙 🚘

Morning coffee from my new Frankenstein mug. Nothing like a little caffeine out of Frankenstein's head to start the weekend. 🤓

The criticism of Trump, Kennedy, and Bhattacharya that was so subversive that the ADA had to eject the Editor-in-Chief of their flagship journal from their annual meeting for sharing it? Prior today it had fewer than 1000 views. Do your thing.

Our friends have a sliding screen door opening onto a patio in their main bedroom they'd been leaving open at night for fresh air, and recently woke up to a raccoon trying to slide it open. Lol can you imagine waking in the middle of the night to see these little hands sliding your door open?😳 🦝

Want to read something nice? Here’s a delightful story by @katiehonan.bsky.social about my lovely husband and his one-man quest to restore torn and missing basketball nets in city parks www.thecityreporter.nyc/2026/06/04/b...

Our friends have a sliding screen door opening onto a patio in their main bedroom they'd been leaving open at night for fresh air, and recently woke up to a raccoon trying to slide it open. Lol can you imagine waking in the middle of the night to see these little hands sliding your door open?😳 🦝

CALLING MUSIC NERDS: I’m following bands under the “goth” umbrella (darkwave, post-punk, etc.), and the “music goths like” umbrella (industrial, new wave, “doom pop”, etc.) who are on Bluesky. Please share links to your Bandcamp profiles, and I’ll see if your bands have accounts on here. Thanks! 🖤

Been through hell and back today (taking my son's sink apart to unclog and root out the horrendous mixture of slime, nerf gel gun beads, hair, toothpaste etc.)

I'm doing it - doing the Dirty Dew. And it's not bad

Going to see Backrooms rooms tonight with teen daughter and her friends!

I love them but man, the owls outside our window are hooting LOUDLY tonight. Wow

Updated family log flume photo for our wall: about the only time I can get the fam together all at once to take a pic

MORE E.T.

My family has finally met my one demand for this vacation: a family photo w/ ET

My family has finally met my one demand for this vacation: a family photo w/ ET

Just put these (matcha tiramisu & Ube swiss roll sponge cake) straight into my Mouf!

I should just get this Masters of the Universe jacket right? I think I could wear it as a sport coat even

At Dark Universe, anyone need a Creature backscratcher? Or Maybe some werewolf ears @shawnrobare.com @vcreedsabretooth.bsky.social @nlogan77.bsky.social

The final performance this past week. Memorized and delivered a good little speech, dozens of times

My son won this service bell at a Dave & Busters last week, and has been using it to get our attention. Yay 🔊😬 😵‍💫 Nothing like waking to the sound of loud dings on a Saturday morning

At the car dealership getting an oil change & tire rotation, and they're selling this cotton candy. Honestly can't tell if it's supposed to be in support or making fun of him? Probably either/both depending on political affiliation.

Hey, Cottage cheese is not really cheese at all! It just a curd to me. 😁😎

"I need AI art, otherwise I can't make my project." Randy Savage cut a promo with nothing but a coffee creamer he swiped from craft services. Stop making excuses and do better.

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