So much TikTok homeopathy boils down to a way of speedrunning The Terror (2018).

Who watches the Watchmen? Who terrorizes the Terror Drome?

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can’t believe K-Mart went out of business when they came up with the best commercial of the 21st century

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Willard Scott at the 1995 Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade describing Sonic the Hedgehog as a "very cool teenager" while a remix of the Sonic Spinball title theme is playing is the most important video you will see today

Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade, 1995

I cannot overemphasize that Marjorie Taylor Greene, Carlson, and Fuentes see a 2028 path to victory that involves building an isolationist populist coalition that traffics heavily in antisemitism and exploits existing negative sentiment against Israel. We have to be SHARP on the left right now.

The rural county where I grew up is best known for having Ski soda and the phenomenon of "funeral hot dogs."

Finally! My new book Boarding Schools and the Indigenous Story is a comprehensive history of the efforts of the US government to remove native children from their families, from colonization to today. For middle grades, but for everyone. You can pre-order here: www.rhcbooks.com/books/744961...

In the decade-plus I've been making my weekly videos, Rebecca was the only developer to have jumped into my comments to clear up a point I was unclear about—then she graciously agreed to be on the podcast. I found her to be as generous and kind as she was talented. It's truly tragic that she's gone.

"We tried to pin down what it was about Fire in the Mountains that still had us sobbing intermittently a week out. Von Till nailed it: 'It made me dare to hope.'” @btoastie.bsky.social @highcountrynews.org www.hcn.org/issues/57-11...

Here's one of my personal mondegreens; all my life, I've thought the lyrics were: Wanderers' love, it was a gas. Sometimes I've got a heart of glass. It seemed like the real thing, only to find I learned to mistrust; love's gone behind. I was so far off from the real lyrics!

The 3DS was my primary console for probably like 4 or 5 years. Got it at launch and was still buying games for it post-Switch. I’m not sure I’ll ever have that sort of connection with a gaming device again.

Cascade furnishing fabric by Evelyn Redgrave for Heal's (1972)

When the Benadryl hits, you hear Lou Bega bluster, "THE TRUMPET!" like the sort of unbidden noise you'd hear in your head if you had Exploding Head Syndrome.

I just a dream in which Timeless Toni Storm was in my parents' kitchen, showing people how strong she was, "showing off" by crushing a soda can that was there. "Hey! I was drinking that..." I said. And then I woke up.

Got a couple dozen crows flying in front of a rainbow, best one was when it was faint, so really had to edit. Not sure if I missed the mark. Edited / original 🪶

I had no idea that aurochs didn't go extinct until the 1600s(!) until I saw this painting and its description.

British and Australian chemists have discovered a powerful new antibiotic called pre-methylenomycin C lactone, hiding in a well-known soil bacterium. This molecule kills drug-resistant bacteria without triggering resistance. buff.ly/YlXaONo #ShareGoodNewsToo

please join me in screaming for almost 3 minutes uninterrupted at this old vh1 clip about jeffrey epstein

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I think medieval beekeeper outfits could be the strongest look in the entire history of fashion.

I am prepared to vote for anybody who will stop this

Earnest post: there is increasingly direct evidence that Trump participated in child sex trafficking or at least knew about it. He should resign, be impeached and removed from office, and prosecuted. Even if you don’t think that WILL happen it’s important to say publicly that it SHOULD happen.

A great chain of anxiety, binding each generation to the last, anchored in some prehistoric past, dragging across dusty continents and murky ocean floors; we're all each Jacob Marley's ghost, festooned with the heavy lockboxes we inherited.

tired of this mf giving us headlines like we're in 1832

This was a hectic week, and I'm posting a day late late, but I still squeezed in four movies somehow. #lastfourwatched #letterboxdfriday #letterboxdsaturday

if u don't know SWITCHED-ON BACH is insane because the Moog synth is monophonic. meaning every single note of every single chord in every song had to be overdubbed separately. she had to be extremely precise & meticulous to make that album work

"Here are a few different ways I found to help you live deliciously! • Method 1: Treat yourself to a novel international dessert. • Method 2: Try marinating or brining yourself the day before. This will enhance your flavor and texture. • Method 3: A diet low in animal proteins has many..."

COLD OPEN: BEVERLY CRUSHER IS SPEAKING AT HER GRANDMOTHER'S FUNERAL 🚨THIS IS NOT A DRILL🚨

I had a dream that I found a bunch of Chick Tracts and I was excited.

All else aside: imagine having the hubris to either truly believe or shamelessly claim that your "World's Shittiest 'Ship of Theseus' Grandma" should or would be used 30 years from now. I'm so thankful that the Gen Alpha kids seem so vehemently opposed to this sort of brainrot.

Happy November 14th to all who celebrate the second appearance of Dr Manhattan after being atomized in a lab accident. Be sure to horrify whoever you appear to, when screaming for thirty seconds before vanishing

Nostalgia is inherently reactionary and if you’re not constantly and ruthlessly interrogating your own feelings as you get older, you’re going to end up just like the fucking boomers.

Every day, I'm unfortunately increasingly convinced that there's really only one solution to our problem, but most people don't seem to be ready for it, at least not yet.

The difference in time between now and I can has cheezburger Is the same between I can has Cheezburger and the Berlin Wall falling

[ Billy Joel, ending a stanza in a plaintive voice ]

There should have been a combo-sequel to Tank (1984) and Over The Top (1987) in which an arm-wrestler has to commandeer a tank in order to rescue his estranged son from the clutches of his ruthless ex-father-in-law. It could have been called Over The Top II: Tanks For The Memories.

It's another big week for "tranches."

We gotta do a nationwide inquest into antisocial behavior. Leaving your dog's poop on the street. Not returning shopping carts. The What's Wrong With You initiative

'Northern Spring' (1969) Brent Wong

Somewhere out there someone who’s the best at what they do is terrified that they have imposter syndrome while a bunch of barely literate pedophiles are very calmly running the world

As all this disgusting Epstein shit starts surfacing more and more, I hope we don't lose sight of the fact that apparently every major media outlet knew everything and instead spent their time money and energy attacking the trans community.

I'm literally wearing this t-shirt right now: lightly distorted photograph of a cityscape drowning in the orange glow of a sunrise, with the words "CT57 local network" along the bottom of the image in a stylized font that appears like a TV station watermark.