Bless Jonathan for trying his damndest to keep Sieger from looking like a gigantic asshole on tv but there was simply no saving him from himself. #topchef

Fun fact: Crows 🐦‍⬛ wag their tails when they’re happy.😃

This is the site we’re supposed to stay on because Bluesky has “bad vibes” btw

"Don't Turn Around." Ace of Base is like, the bajillionth band to do it. I saw the reggae version on TV in New Zealand and was like, hold on, how is this OLDER? It is just SO Ace of Base, it makes no sense it's not theirs.

Put out a plate of leeches tonight for your favorite spooky doctor because tomorrow her short story collection Time of Death is OUT! 💊💉🫀🩸🐺🧟‍♀️

As a Masshole, I'm pretty sure this is actually a photoset of what you see when you enter Heaven.

I discovered this yesterday at a random Taco Bell in the mountains of Colorado and tried it immediately. Very good. I think i still like my regular veggie Mexican pizza slightly better, but it's got that avocado sauce that comes with all the Cantina menu stuff and it's 🤌🏾🤌🏾🤌🏾

Very interested to read this because he came across as the loneliest boy in the world in his Brat Pack doc and it wasn't entirely clear if he was self aware enough to know it.

Particularly shiny backyard hummer action. #birds #hummingbirds

When one of them let out a heeeeavy sigh in the middle of this, I felt it in my soul. Exhausting.

australians!! help the frogs! 👇🏻🤓

You can set your YouTube Shorts daily limit to 0 in the app and then they stop appearing in your searches.

"I need at least 6 pages of this loose leaf beef." 😆

If we really are in the End Times, at least it’s finally starting to look awesome

Speaking of being gay, IT IS ALMOST PRIDE MONTH and the gayest possible thing to do right now would be to buy a copy of the book I edited

The most classically California gubernatorial election thing I have ever seen in my life is that there is a candidate named Barack D. Obama Shaw. The D stands for Denzel.

I wanted to see Obsession last week but they only had 7:15pm and 9:15pm showings and I don't like driving the windy road to the cinema in the dark. Apparently the flick did so well, they've added a bunch of matinees this week! 🙌🏾🙌🏾🙌🏾

I'll have something coming out about this eventually but to say this killer was motivated by just "nihilism" is wrong: The killers glorified neo-Nazis They promoted Siege and ideas like "accelerationism" Their influences were ripped out of a "Terrorgram" documentary. www.cbsnews.com/news/san-die...

I just don't think there's a degree of "good at wrestling" that balances out open support of a rapist, a groomer, and a TERF.

My heart is so warm 🥹

DON HERTZFELDT, in this the year of our oversized spoon 2026, has uploaded a HD version of Rejected to his YT channel?!?!?! OH MY GOD WHAT IS THIS I'M SO HAPPY HIIIIII

happy memorial day to the post of all time

Mohammed Jamil and his family are struggling. I have shared their link a lot, but here it is again to save and repost and donate if possible. gofund.me/bee000d3a

What a lovely story

Also, not that it matters, but Piker voted for Harris. He spent the 2024 campaign warning people about how bad Trump would be. He did not tell his audience to vote 3rd party, no matter how much KHive weirdos insist he did.

I don't know who needs to hear this, but you're not a lazy procrastinator, you just have debilitating anxiety problems

You will not believe where this goes, starts like a YouTuber Nathan For You helping a family get stolen Legos back hilariously fighting against corporate evil then explodes into a full blown season of Reacher exposing collusion between corrupt local cops & thug businessmen in cults & it’s all real.

This is evil collective punishment.

But that can't be! Reese Witherspoon said women need to use AI to avoid getting left behind! 🤔

A friend of mine who was TA’ing for an AmLit course found a copy of Moby Dick a student had left behind. It had only one marginal annotation, around page 100, that simply said “whale is important.”

Repeating my old Twitter adage: Is it "discourse" or is it one very loud wrong man we can all block?

This is bad. I mean BAD bad. I'll just leave this headline here and remind you of the drone warfare going on in Ukraine and Iran and let you draw your own conclusions as to why this literal thing is what fucking keeps me up at night.

Look at that mama starling feeding her babes! 😍

That is one helluva rebrand. ALT: screenshot of Casey Anthony's substack. The description says "Researcher. Consultant. Advocate. Activist. Author. LGBTQIA+ ally. - We are the resistance. We do not bow to mediocre white men."

A yellow-headed blackbird prepares to land on last year's cattails at a nature area in Longmont, Colorado. #BirdOfTheDay #StaringRightAtYou #Yellow #EastCoastKin #bird #birds #birdphotography #BirdsSeenln2026 #nature #wildlife #wetland #wetlands #blackbird #blackbirds

Jesus, every few months some white boy genius ventures in here and whines about how Bluesky is a bubble. Stop engaging the losers and just block them. They’re just sad they don’t get mass reposts here like on the Twitter nazi bot farm.

👇🏾👇🏾👇🏾👇🏾👇🏾

If you subscribe to multiverse theory, does it kind of fuck you up that there might be a universe out there where we call Wario “Bario” because they went with Bad Mario instead of Warui Mario?

This is an absolutely fascinating read.

Saw this advice in a bathroom stall at Spotlite and it’s so much better than anything my therapist has ever said to me that I only just now see that there’s a drawing of a dick right above it.

Ok, I’ve seen announcements of 3 well-known Black men in their 40s and 50s dying in the last 11 hours. Please go to the doctor, Black men. We need you.

I don't know what it is about my whole constitution that is so deeply unsuited to altitude, but we are 9,000 feet above sea level in Dillon, CO, and I feel like I'm going to puke myself inside out like a sea cucumber.

I do believe though, that society will begin to heal once people stop trying to "protect women" from vague outside forces and instead begin to look at the safety of women in our own homes & with the men in our daily lives. Because it never really was strangers that were the greatest danger.

I wrote some new insults because mood insults.live

“There are only two ways the situation could possibly unfold, according to the Orange County Fire Authority, and neither of them is good. The tank could either fail and spill thousands of gallons of toxic chemicals, or it could explode.” abc7.com/amp/post/tan...

I have a few friends who have been evacuated. Eeeeeyikes.

Day 4831 - Alien-ard Cohen stillwellgray.ca/blog/day-483... #everydayart #everyday #art #artsky #snapseed #glitchlab #architecture #Montréal 📸📷🟦🌧️🧥

Went a little buffet crazy at the Denver Airport lounge cause I hadn't eaten enough today and now I've given myself the itis.