🎶 Are you thinking of me when you fly with someone else? Do you ✨talk to me✨ when you’re with somebody else? 🎶

Robo > Frog in Chrono Trigger I stand by this but know I am outnumbered by you old shits

Parasite Eve: DFW Metroplex would be hilariously bad “I’ll get you as soon as I drive 35 minutes to your boss fight across 4 Dallas suburbs!” “As soon as I pull up to Plano, you’re fucked!” Lmaoooooooo

“BRING ME THE BROOMSTICK OF THE WICKED WITCH OF THE WEST” -The Canadian Wiz, Kenny Omega, probably 🤼

I love him so much

I RECENTLY TRAVELED THROUGH BASTROP, TEXAS, ON A LEISURELY ROAD TRIP THROUGH THE DALLAS-FORT WORTH METROPLEX. I STOPPED AT A BUC-EE’S ESTABLISHMENT TO REFUEL MY VEHICLE, MY BELLY, AND MY CHILDLIKE SENSE OF WONDER FOR THE GREAT AMERICAN ROAD TRIP. THE BATHROOMS WERE PRISTINELY MAINTAINED, COOP.

Promise Mascot Agency is $16.74 on US eShop buff.ly/xwmMe2J Xbox buff.ly/XFoJzQB

@melcolemanart.bsky.social is the Pied Piper of beautiful women. She does this by existing, nothing more, nothing less.

David Duchovny played a transgender woman, Denise, on Twin Peaks in 1990 and when greeting Cooper, the show's protagonist, she says, "I prefer Denise, if you don't mind" and Cooper responds with "OK" and her identity is settled within a couple seconds and was a non-issue, 36 years ago.

How else do you expect me to paint all the details in my masterpieces? #aew #aewdynamite

Do Androids not have the text copy button on pictures the way iPhones do? I have the button and he doesn’t. 🤼

Claudio said, “I’m not letting you drive 91 tigers today!” 🤼

Real-time photo of Stokely Hathaway spearing Christian Cage #AEWDynamite

@aewheels.bsky.social Stoke got those ankles out in an indecent manner 🫢🤼

THEKLA, WHAT THE SHIT 😂🤼

Please don’t make me mark every sports question as rhetorical going forward Too many of y’all are wasting your time giving me real answers and idgaf, sorry!

Did Don Callis make them watch that Michael Jordan documentary for a DCF family outing or something? 😂

NO JERICHO ONLY SHIDA 🤼

Aminata ❤️🤼

Doc has to get back to work because a Darby Allin match just finished 🤼

“Michael Jordan and Scottie Pippen never did this!” You don’t know that. 🤼

It’s okay that not everyone read 1984 but c’mon, dudes 🤼

The way Darby hit the chair looked rough, but that shit was hilarious 🤼

Don Callis gonna hit the town like he’s a surveillance state 🤼

From The Wire to #AEWDynamite, there is a lot of violence happening in these streets tonight! 🤼

If someone tells you about serious issues with a person, and your response is "well everyone who works with him says he is great and he has always been cool to me", you have fucked up. Period. Do not pass go, do not collect $200, no Yahtzee. You fucked up.

chat who do you think Nick Offerman is playing in the Elden Ring movie. if this is how you're finding out about both of those things congratulations on hearing your first funny thing of the day

The new VERY hagriographic Michael Jackson biopic starring MJ's nephew is out at the end of the month. But back in 2004 an unauthorised and EQUALLY flattering biopic was made in Canada. Here is a clip and I promise you have NO idea where it's going. I haven't done a single edit here.

i got a 911 text from an eviction-defense attorney today who had a client who needed nearly $5,000 to prevent her eviction i was all ready to barn-raise for it. but then—what’s that? the community-run rent fund in her area had the resources to cover it! need met! done! another world is possible.

The Wire has me all messed up now because my knee-jerk reaction to this was “Shit, did Bubbles sell him that hat?”

The question I want answered by every member of the Senate and the House is "what did you do in the last 8 hours?" That's it. I don't need spin, I sure as hell don't need a story. I just want a list. What the fuck did you do today?

““Lock Gabe Kidd, Clark Connors, and David Finlay in a room with RJ City until RJ can drag personalities out of them,” – Respondent from Canada” The yelp I yooped 💀🤼

People who have held office for far too long truly forget how embarrassing it is as a constituent to beg your rep to do the right thing. To literally beg for a scrap of something to make your life better just for them to go "lol no," or "donate and I'll think about it." Infuriating.

How it feels doing literally any task right now.

These people are not my enemy. I look at them and I see friends, classmates, colleagues, neighbors, local legends and fixtures of some communities. I see people. We could all be friends if only things were different.

Cartoon Eel O'Neal @eeloneal.bsky.social

Depluralize a movie The Hateful One

The best place to be when It happens would be a music venue mid-concert. A little drunk. A little sweaty. The news rippling through the crowd as people’s phones light up. An abrupt halt to a banger before the announcement is made from the stage. Everybody kissing like it’s V-J Day in Times Square.

He’s not Penny’s dad! He’s Carmine Falcone in Gotham! John Doman, you are incorrigible!

THE BUYS is this one** jfc auto-correct, I’m not McNulty! Help me out here! 😭 Anywhere, we’ll call it here for the night. I’m having fun. ❤️

Finally started #TheWire to please @jtvoiceover.com aaand yeah, this already slaps. They’re setting up destinations for these characters that I can’t fully see yet, but I’m starting to get a feel for the journey. Episode 2 begins momentarily.

Watching Evangelion which could be considered Easter viewing if you smoke enough weed and start babbling about the Christian symbolism

I'm looking for a Black woman photographer in the DMV and/or Baltimore area. Can you all do me a solid and repost this, please? Thank you 🫶🏽

pro wrestling is cool because people will be like "yayyy big meaty men slapping meat 🥩💪" but it's actually more "big meaty men establishing incredible amounts of emotional trust in order to keep each other safe doing dangerous physical maneuvers 🥺"

Family dynamics are so f'n weird because why do I vilify my aunt while also warning my brother that my mom doesn't view my SIL in the most charitable way? And I'm sure they know but the fact that I know, despite never being around, fucks me up! WTF is that?!

Opening my marriage to make room for Hechicero only 🤼

If wrestling never made me laugh, I wouldn’t watch it. Period. Comedy and wrestling transcend language and culture. Physical expression through these mediums bring us together. To dismiss comedy wrestling is to totally misunderstand what pro-wrestling is at its core. 🤼

Having tutored Japanese kids in the past, this is exactly the kind of thing they like to do when they come to the US 😂

Jack Perry wearing his belt like a revolutionary is lol 🤼