Don Callis doing anything. In a kayfabe sense. 🤼

excited to see if the pokemon "hawlucha" interferes in a match tomorrow

“I can’t do that here.” “Nothin’ happens.” “No sir. Can’t do that.” “Let me rethink that.” “That won’t work.” “Won’t fit here.” “My wife would tell me that’s not where this goes.” “One more thing… that won’t help me here.”

Iconic #AEWDynamite

You know what I love about this? It was the way he smiled on and off throughout. I read it not as dismissing her but as this gleeful realization that she is SO CLOSE to getting it (in his eyes). She is reaching her potential, and it's exactly what he wants for AEW long-term. 🤼

A show in Pittsburgh without *her*… She ain’t ever walking through that curtain again

I love that so many of you got this string of jokes 🤼

My only regret is that Statlander didn’t have time to choke out Yoots like on BTE, but alas, a fun show nevertheless 🤼

Who else still says "HEHEHEHE, FFFFIRE! FFFIRE!" like Beavis from Beavis and Butthead? Because I'm doing that now 🤼

SHE SAID "SELUNE 3:16 SAYS I JUST WHOOPED YOUR ASS" LMAOOOOO 🤼

Wait, is this a Nightsong situation? Is Harley Cameron the Nightsong? 🤼

Clear pics of the new tag titles from the AEW FB page: #AEWDynamite 🤼

THESE BELTS NICE ME GUSTA 🤼

WWWOOOMMMEEENNN WORLD'S TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIPS THIS PLEASES ME YOU HAVE BEEN GATHERING THE INGREDIENTS, NOW BAKE THE DAMN TAG CAKE 🤼

TONY KHAN ANNOUNCE STUFF WITH WOMEN PLEASE 🤼

P-P-P-P-POWERHOUSE followed by the weeneeneenee weeneeneenee music is one of the best...riffs? licks? musical two-bite treats that @mikeyrukus.bsky.social has ever made 🤼

You're right 🤼

Wait, so did Jack Perry indoctrinate Killswitch back into being Luchasaurus? Or is this necromancy? I think I missed a key frame there or something because I am CONFUSION 🤼

Please let Hologram make it to at least 37 wins so we can spam the internet with this

For your consideration 🤼

Don Callis, your greatest sin is now blatantly plagiarizing @melcolemanart.bsky.social and I'm not sure I can forgive that! 🤼

Somebody edit the Perfect Cell My Way compilation from DBZA Episode 60 Part 3 to include MJF's face over every instance of Cell, please 🤼

Willow Nightingale, Speedball Mike Bailey, Kevin Knight the three genders 🤼‍♀️

“Women like Beth are the reason why women like me don’t take shit from guys like you.” —Willow Nightengale #AEWDynamite #WrestleSky 🤼

Waitwaitwaitwaitwait HBO Max feed, behave for a second. I need to see something. 🤼

Wow, the HBO Max feed hates FTR 🤼

Fuck the revival #AEWDynamite

good guys! 🍒 #AEW

@theleemoriarty.bsky.social deserves the moon 🤼

Attn. other cis folks, this is worth your attention. And action.

I hope this makes it around to as many cis folks as possible. The amount of ignorance out there regarding what we're facing and how this moment feels for all of us is staggering.

Great, now I'm sad THANKS A LOT 🤼

Statlander, Please Don't Betray Harley prayer circle (I don't know how to do the candles so someone else will have to do it 🤼)

LEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE 🤼

Thinking about how Anthony Mackie sometimes smiles with 20% of his mouth Like he’s holding a delicate quail egg in his mouth that’s about ready to hatch He is determined to be a great mother to that baby quail, and it starts here

Honey Roasted Peanut M&Ms taste like it was made with honey from a laboratory They taste like disappointed cyborgs and I will not buy them a second time

For non-wrestling 🤼 fans, the situation is basically this: “I don’t think Captain Olimar is a believable Smash fighter because he’s so small,” said the 2D Mr. Game and Watch

TAICHI SUZUKI GETTING THAT KIWAMI TREATMENT 👏👏👏

Kenneth Yosuke Omega, this is wild 🤼

I don’t think anyone has mentioned this one yet, but the one where Statlander is doing squats with Renee draped over her shoulders like a mink fur has always stood out to me. 🤼

A phenomenal choice. Thank you for reminding me of this gem. A beautiful memory from a different time. 🤼

A very underrated/under appreciated one youtu.be/5pyed4-IM3Q?...

nothing says ‘its fall yall’ like bees buzzin around on your goldenrod while the strawberry bushes you planted nearby just absolutely fuck off right back into the waterlogged clay into which you placed them

They’re right. Y’all need to get on this. Carly Rae Jepsen is the pop star’s pop star.

I have a friend with a private IG account who always puts emojis over her own children’s faces and ONLY her own children’s faces It’s 100% fine except sometimes they’re in a group photo with 5 other kids and ONLY her kids are made anonymous She really said “fuck them kids, y’all are on your own” 😂

Concept: a shape potluck party where each person is assigned a shape and can only bring foods in that shape To clarify, I am not formally diagnosed with any particular brand of neurodivergence. I was thinking about halloumi cheese and yaki mochi and how pleasing their rectangular shapes are.

WHY ARE YOU SO COOL 🤼

What kind of recreational event ticket WOULD I pay $9,000 for before taxes and fees, I wonder? That’s a lot of money for any single-day event. Even if I could break the laws of physics, I’m hard-pressed to think of one single-day event ticket worth almost ten grand.