Who is the ratatouille inside Boots’ hat

Mass baptisms in a wave pool

lets be straight, this is what they always wanted

What an insane (extremely positive) poster

I also have red dead style dialogue options but when you press R2 + square it’s just shit like ‘potatoes were first domesticated 9000 years ago’

“The Al is not just telling you what you want to hear. It is training you, one conversation at a time, to need less friction, expect more agreement, and become slightly less capable of handling a situation where someone pushes back on you”

She caught a bat

What a lovely story

Still thinking about this incredible episode

Nevermind the Guardian list, how many of the 93 books cited at one time or another by Mark E. Smith have you read

I think one of the funniest people you could pick for stars in their eyes is Oxbow

Strange man at bar demanding ‘plain water crisps’

Had an extremely garbled festival conversation which ended with the guy proclaiming “melted cheese on breasts, it’s probably never been done before” ok brother

his worst album but you have to admit Blood, Chet and Tears is a very funny title

why did I think searching 'the boys' on here would be a good idea

off yer tits, dancing through the slow number at the end of a shit night in a provincial nightclub

half of all tech news lately is some variation of "the computer company has discontinued their well known product, the computer"

Dark times, HR nominated me as their go to ‘people person’ FUCK OFF NO I AM NOT

good to know

whoa

Hard to relate to Euphoria because we had multicultural day at my high school that featured putting curry powder in baked beans and the fire engine turning up

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“I don't understand what it's supposed to do. Every time I see a video on Instagram that's like, 'Hollywood is cooked,' what follows is, like, the most stupid dog shit I've ever seen in my life…”

I’m just trying to engage the median scroller

Picture editor having fun with this one

“A Cybertruck Vitesse Fastback edition should have played Helen of Troy” - Elon Musk

Fuck me that was bad timing for a walk but I did see one Jay

I still like reddit sometimes

the bbc wrote a very 'both sides' piece on the london marches this weekend and also got their facts wrong, the unite the kingdom was held 2024 as well

If this sounds like you, I encourage you to look into my two favorite genres of country music — 1. I will die for my union and the cops who shot us are going to Hell, and 2. I just killed my husband and it’s the best thing I’ve ever done.

When poetics start to speed up or louder I get nervous

I will never be as happy as this guy

Famous for the siege and also dr pepper

not to overreact but this quote made me want to buy a firearm

whenever I'm down, this video of RZA making the worst beat of all time cheers me up www.youtube.com/watch?v=59NV...

I pulled a blanket off the back of the sofa and didn’t realise Vera was on it she burrito’d herself onto my lap

Your quality will be known among your enemies, before you ever meet them

My one concession to AI is that it could effectively replace Rick Rubin

Drunk dude comprehending the situation he has found himself in half way up a lamp post getting yelled at by passers by and eventually residents of the flat

The Boys is an extremely uneven show and due to nature of reality quickly because redundant as satire but they are excellent a guessing the next horrifically dumb thing to happen

Bus money? Please. I am “train money” good. The walk is good for my physical and mental health.

I don't hate Starmer because change is slow. I know change is slow. I'm not a dickhead. I hate him because he's not adequate defense against a well financed far right that have already been allowed influence to the detriment of social cohesion and common sense. And they are not even in power (yet)

Arguing with someone on the internet again

Helen Hunt shows us the dangers of angel dust