[tomagotchi has died of old age in its sleep surrounded by its loved ones] ME: *tears in my eyes* Oh my god I beat it

non profit casino

Admittedly a funny name to call a candle that exploded and almost set the house ablaze

Should we judge satire upon dumbasses’ ability to comprehend satire has been an ongoing concern

Gorillas in the Piss

Thank you Julia Fox for the co-sign on my damning fashion opinion on Gucci’s new season

we don’t always get answers to our questions we just learn to stop asking them

I wanna say that the point of pushing intersex women out of sports is not just transmisogyny, racism, intersexism, misogyny all play a role here, the boundaries of sex need to be violently enforced to uphold patriarchy

I’m not saying cats should be able to drive cars just my cat and my car

there are no second chances in this life www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

HBOMax has started showing a 'remastered' 4K Mad Men and they’ve messed things up so during Roger’s oyster vomit scene you can now see the crew men with the vomit hose on the right

good headline

Your dad commutes with a spacesaver

More of this please

“there ain't no spider web, an' you can always get piss” The Grapes of Wrath, John Steinbeck

Locally grown and home cooked cigarettes

OpenAI says they aren't liable for the suicide of a user their chat bot urged to kill himself because suicide is a violation of the TOS

what in the world is going on with her jumper

Nuclear dish disco

This is completely true and yet important to understand there is an ‘insincere support’ infrastructure of people who think they are artists who comment ‘incredible!’ on each others’ output and a general lack of interest from funding councils into what genuinely counts as art

I fucking hate Gilbert and George

Subway Snakes : some guy asks you your opinion with a tiny microphone mta card and you just fucking launch a snake in his face

the algorithm has decided to present me with different attractive women doing the snoopy dance so a rare win

bit late on this one but Grapes of Wrath is a fucking banger

Wouldn’t wild oats sow themselves

I love this show

I work in same building as a car insurance company and I just walked past someone listening to a TikTok explaining what 3rd party means

This used to be in the Merry Hill cinema arcade

they’re called sinuses T, an air-filled cavity in the skull that transports air and mucus and when they fuck up your whole life goes crazy

In this confusing pub rant I shall expound upon the similarities of Evangelion’s Human Instrumentality Project and Pluribus by Vince Gilligan

Not many more defining Philip Roth quotes than “I am the Raskolnikov of jerking off”

I thought Lily Allen was saying pissy pants

This app most days.

Columbo in his first episode looks like a dog that's just come back from the groomer

WHEN THERE’S TREASURE BEHIND THE WATERFALL: Oh wow. Yes, very clever! Waterfall treasure! No one’s ever done that before. Lazy jackass WHEN THERE’S NO TREASURE BEHIND THE WATERFALL: Wow. Too stuck-up to put treasure there huh? Too much of a fucking ICONOCLAST for that? Piece of shit. FUCK you

Yeah I'm into LLMs: Large Lasagna Mouthfulls

What is the best movie not from this year that you’ve seen this year? Bonus points if you say why The Battle of Algiers, 1966 Beautifully made, brutal and pragmatic storytelling that feels almost like a documentary sometimes only for the spell to be broken by a jaw dropping poetic set piece

Really recommend reading Pynchon if you are straight edge but want to feel stoned

Annie Leibovitz just trolling people now I swear

I think I've finally finished this map of US empire, charting US military and CIA foreign interventions since 1900, as well as US military bases and CIA torture black sites.

Flying Squirrel Loves It Every Time

Wonder why this scene looks so familiar... #WildlifeWednesday 🐦🐕

I know it’s not “politically correct” but I should be allowed to throw a brick through peoples windows who have military grade fireworks in their back garden

Sorry lads, can't come out, havin my beast altered

Heartbreaking, I don’t think that gum I like is ever going to come back in style

I can see why they left the Godzilla (?) part out of the Vineland adaptation