a reddit post did a great job of defining something I'm sure we have all experienced: Seagull bosses. Occasionally they fly in unexpectedly, squawk annoyingly, fly around and shit on everything, then disappear.

the two outfits for men

My man looks like Pat Boone being tased

It's the dumbest thing I've ever purchased. I want to be buried with it.

Herbie Hancock literally in the studio

Everyone’s a hard man until they get bitten by a horsefly

I cannot believe I’m finally a tattoo designer!

been thinkin a lot of follow that bird lately and i realize its because of this youtu.be/fAXO7SXK0Pc

Glad people are telling me to drink more water in the heatwave as I quietly lower my crisp glass of piping hot rawlplugs

always wonder if I’ll notice

We saw The Avanlanches playing Primavera at 3:30am and getting increasingly frustrated by the crowd not appreciating them mixing vinyl live and I saw a man fall asleep stood up and drop face first onto the ground

At the Moulin Rouge, The Dance, by Henri de Toulouse-Lautrec, 1890

Amnesty International put out a major report documenting the influence of UK based anti trans gender critical organizations and their funding. Within hours, GC groups threatened defamation lawsuits and Amnesty was forced to pull it down. Proving the point they're anti rights. Anyways, here it is.

My nieces are early teens and largely offline, genuinely surprised to find jk rowling was a woman

This bottle of bees is taking me home

Local place I will never patronise

I get a lot of bald adverts, this one might have got me

Those cobras can swim like motherfuckers man

the face of a man who has juggled 3 nieces in the sun, several beers and charged with transferring a MacBook to another MacBook owned by an older person who hasn’t backed anything up for 8 years and doesn’t remember their password

an unkindness 🐦‍⬛🐦‍⬛🐦‍⬛

I just got an ad that said LOVE MEANS NOTHING WITHOUT HYDRATION

Monkey never cramp

Where do you see yourself in five years?

at the Dyson service center and this dog just realized it's in Dog Hell

He really does have a foot like a traction engine

I watched Pulp Fiction too young and the phrase "Well, let's not start sucking each other's dicks quite yet" completely mentally overwrote “we’re not out of the woods yet”

When people shorten my name without seeking permission/earning the right to such intimacy, they are put on my bad list for all eternity no escape

the kind of shit that turns up in my recent documents when I share my screen

Composition VIII, by Wassily Kandinsky, 1923, (rotated, detail), 📸 by @elsagarrison.bsky.social

hell of a shirt

Our distractions may be shrinking the dimensions of our interiority

The vibrator was the fifth device to become electrified, about 100 years before the vacuum cleaner

this video has every scene he was in on his three episode appearance. best 10 minutes ever.

Commentators after the Spain Portugal match : ‘one for the purists’

“I’m a lover, not a fighter, unless I forget the safe word”

ND crew FTW 🧵

"like berries through a goose"

How Zorbing lost another working class voice

Guy at work chomping through a ‘weird apple’ mate that’s a pomegranate

fuck you, pay me

What if we kissed under the twin barrells of Hokusai's gun?

Endure in the face of entropy by minimising surprise and maintaining homeostasis

Going to visit in-laws and in a confusing move purchased us tickets to an amateur performance of My Fair Lady as they stay at home

Didn’t even make it through the trailer of that netflix doc of the empire state climbers, a particularly boring and irritating couple

Tapas the morning to Jah

not sure this theory holds water but I think people in teslas aren’t really driving but using an app in a frictionless state that requires less consciousness than you actually need to operate a vehicle safely

I’m 85% convinced this was generated by AI