My mate just handed over his Christmas present to me and it's a big bag of cans.

A cool and moody 9K this afternoon, and for what I think is my first time ever, a full year of completed monthly challenge awards from Apple Fitness+ I’ll take that #Running #RunSky 🏃🏻‍♂️

Poundland is fucking mad, all these batteries for £6 are you serious

This would be a cool moment for a time traveller from the future to show up with a bag of pipe bombs on a mission to blow up a data centre

Oh no aw jeez

How about “fuck you”

Just got overtaken by Chris Rea on the M42, don’t know where he could’ve been off to

When a game really gets it’s hooks into you man, there’s no feeling like it. I don’t want to put this fucker down.

Tony, show them how it’s done one more time and give Foley the Sting treatment. He deserves it, the sickos will love it and it’ll be one more way of showing the world how #AEW are the good guys 🤼‍♂️

The subtle satanist at Xmas

[WITH_TEETH] 20th anniversary shirt landed, another banger for the #NIN merchpile

He never hides it, even slightly, but from time to time Donald Trump likes to give us all a reminder of just what an absolute fucking piece of shit he really is.

I have to go to bed because work tomorrow, but I do not want to because I wish to play Ghost of Yotei until 02:00

Almost 24 hours out and and still buzzing from being at #AEWCollision last night. New core memories formed through the power of TRUE GRAPS 🤼‍♂️

Just look at Kris Statlander. Just an absolute pro-wrestling goddess #AEWCollision #AEW 🤼‍♂️

Some shots here from tonight’s #AEWCollision in Cardiff! Red hot crowd and a fantastic show! 🤼‍♂️

Yo does anyone have a graphic of the full card for #AEWCollision in Cardiff tomorrow? #AEW 🤼‍♂️

Just too goddamn grim out there this afternoon so gave in and hit the treadmill #Running #RunSky 🏃🏻‍♂️

I love movies with like six investor logos before the opening credits, that tells me this movie had to hustle every single penny it could, this movie was a grind and people fucking believed in it

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This year and every year #AEW 🤼‍♂️ (Props to @hamiltown.bsky.social for making these)

It’s December and the tree is up, let’s watch a movie and relax

That lil fucker's trying to get marma-laid

Quick look at tomorrow’s headlines

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Yo when’s that Hellraiser game coming out

Every day some kinda bullshit right

A mari and stars or snowflakes

Yes this is awful obviously but it’s also absolutely funny as fuck

Keeping it locked in with an 11K this morning- bright, crisp, pretty much optimal conditions #Running #Runsky 🏃🏻‍♂️

Over twenty years ago I failed to finish Metal Gear Solid 3 on the PS2 after rage-quitting The Boss. Tonight, a different man in a different era, I finished what my younger self could not.

Hogan putting over street drugs on his way out 🤼‍♂️

Why in the name of christ would you name your band WET LEG

Let’s fucking hear it for KRIS STATLANDER #AEWFullGear #AEW 🤼‍♂️

Perfect, sunny, cold conditions and happy with the distance also. Flooded with serotonin and dopamine and endorphins and got some melatonin bubbling away in there somewhere too. #RunSky #Running 🏃🏻‍♂️

Let’s make a huge list of things that smell nice I’ll go first Lemons Your turn

“BOBBY LET GO OF ME” 😂😂😂 #AEWDynamite 🤼‍♂️

bet it feels good as fuck to be a fungus using enzymes to break down detritus in order to absorb the nutrients

"don't unpack yer suitcase, Paddington" - Labour

Time to pack the phone away for a while. Looking bleak out there kids.

So what’s the move you guys

Gonna get cold this week, remember to layer up and keep yourselves snug everyone. Take care on the roads, take care of yourselves.

Hmmm gym or run, gym or run what to do

Goddamn it this Nightmare on Elm Street box set is unreal

Is that Grub Smith on Who Wants to be a Millionaire?!

#AEW Blood and Guts was absolutely fucking UNREAL. Take a bow everyone, you put on one fucking hell of a show 🤼‍♂️

Blood & Guts on #AEWDynamite tonight is legitimately one of like eight things I’m staying alive for 🤼‍♂️

Jesus fucking christ I just saw Floella Benjamin on the news and for a split second I thought she’d died, my heart went into a microspasm