Absolutely unreal episode of #Peacemaker there

WHIFFED IT

Needed kiwis so sent my son into the shop and gave him £4 and told him to “max it out on kiwis” Thing is I overestimated how pricey kiwis are, they’re £1.20 for six so we now have 18 kiwis that are best before Thursday. I’ve since been told we also have another 12 coming in the shopping tomorrow 🥝

I regret to inform you that Gwar has pushed the boundaries of good taste.

Actually anxious that Alien Earth isn’t gonna stick the landing. There’s a whole lot to wrap up in a 47-minute finale 😬

I will never not love seeing #WWE absolutely SHIT the bed

Congratulations Stat! You are the greatest and we are all very proud! #AEWALLIN!

Oh here we fucking go. This crowd is about to go absolutely batSHIT #AEWAllOut

AEW: Where the MILFS wrestle

Hahahaha #AEW going metatextual, wrestling is everything

ALL OUT BABY LFG #AEWALLOUT

Sslurred Eextreme Ppassing Ssevere Iit Sskin I hope someone got sacked for this

A paltry £20 for a live Q&A and a book signing with the legendary Roddy Bottum at Rough Trade next month- that also includes a copy of the book, absolutely superb

Absolutely love seeing Meta’s fucking stupid new AI appliances utterly shit the bed at a demonstration of their usefulness in even the most stage-managed and rehearsed set of circumstances. Zuckerberg you useless fucking nerd, choke on a fucking grape

Was about to post saying I’d love it if Trent Reznor could write a score for my daily life but then I realised he pretty much has done for the last thirty-odd years

Don Callis is fucking awesome isn't he? He's made Hechicero into the huge deal he deserves to be, just gets him the fuck OVER in that intro, absolutely love it. #AEW is cooking on another level right now

@woodsr2.bsky.social 👀

Know what, I’m a big Roddy Strong enjoyer, absolutely love him in-ring, I’m entertained by him, he’s just this weird but sincere dweeb who can wrestle like an absolute motherfucker and End of Heartache is an all-timer entrance theme, big Roddy Strong guy here yep #AEWDynamite 🤼‍♂️

I demand a six-part “nature documentary” which studies the lives and habitats of the most famous movie creatures, breeding, diet, hunting, an episode on mogwai, one on the xenomorph, studying these fascinating creatures in their natural environment. Tell me that wouldn’t be money as fuck

What the fuck is a Groyper? What the fuck is parthenogenesis? What the fuck is the CoLD scale? What the fuck is going on? Maybe this week’s @jackofallgraves.com will help, maybe it won’t I dunno

Someone on the radio there saying “good morning” at 12:06, ha ha ha joke’s on them because you see of course it’s currently the afternoon isn’t it

Me: *sees train approaching* My brain: LEAP IN FRONT OF IT

I for one am giddy with anticipation Be safe as possible, fellow blueskyers💙

Wonder what awful shit will happen this week? It’s quite exciting isn’t it

It’s not credit card debt, it’s my student loan for the university of life

What the heck did Don Callis just quote Karl Marx 😆 #AEW

Nothing better than watching two movies- watching a movie, having a little break then going straight into a second movie, absolutely phenomenal

Do you think unbending Clippy until he was a long piece of metal would be painful for him. Or do you think it would cause him to feel a great sense of relief

It is time for the annual celebration of victory over the wasps. Once again, you survive while the wasps have died. Meet me next autumn when again we will celebrate our triumph

I just did 36 pushups in one go, the most consecutive pushups I’ve ever done in my life

Recent studies have proven that watching WWE gives you chlamydia

Took a screengrab of that White House address from yesterday and y’know something doesn’t look quite right

Danielson in the eyepatch was tuff as fuck

Another fantastic episode of Alien Earth and the shooting of Charlie Kirk, not bad for a Wednesday evening

You know when like MEGA committed gym goers get those little mini-shoulders on top of their primary shoulders, what are they called? How do I get those

It’s the Jesus Lizard www.bbc.com/news/article...

We need to dessicate more things everyone is tired of coconut, I think dessicated potato would bring a much needed spark to the old dessication business

My fucking god this was so special

I can’t stop saying “i’m on it” like some cool dude help

Money is limited, but you know what isn’t? Time. It’s infinite and it never runs out. Take it easy, fuck things off, do it later

How is it possible that Statlander is even more of a strong and inspirational statuesque goddess each and every week #AEW 🤼‍♂️

Would absolutely love to know exactly what the story was here

Gozer the Gozerian, Gozer the Destructor, Volguus Zildrohar, the Traveler, has come!

Man The Fury was an absolute son of a bitch but I got ‘im

Paul O’Grady: retires from long-running BBC radio show, dies shortly after Steve Wright: retires from long-running BBC radio show, dies shortly after Johnnie Walker: retires from long running BBC radio show, dies shortly after Melvyn Bragg: retires from long-running BBC radio show…

I’m being consistent at the gym and taking my creatine and getting my protein and enjoying what the mirror is telling me, but when I see that the scales have naturally gone up a bit my reaction is always MARK YOU ARE A FUCKING MESS SORT YOUR SHIT OUT. God I love anxiety it’s just the best

Fuck me this week’s Alien Earth is up there with the best of the franchise

What happened to the Republican Party I grew up on, the party of Budd Dwyer?

Not looking great for our flame-haired MILF diva queen of the commons