Kevin Knight's not the first Jet that's ever let down a crowd of New Yorkers. #aewdon #wrestlesky

Ending my night on here by: 1. Saying how pumped I am to be working tmrrw in London in 33°, the tube is going to be so fun and rad 2. Letting you all know I’m sleeping naked tonight, hairy leg, balls everywhere, the entire deal 3 Fuck hot weather, fuck seasons, fuck climate. May you each find rest.

Love that not being able to blade didn't have a shred of impact on the quality of Double or Nothing, like it was one of the greatest shows they've ever done and was virtually blood-free. One to remember when the wankers trot out the old nonsense about #AEW over-relying on blood 🤼‍♂️

Hot, isn’t it? I smell like the back of a watch.

ZUT ALORS 💪 🚬

Absolutely REELING from the knowledge I’ve just gained that in France, He-Man’s name is MUSCLOR

OMFG that Stadium Stampede 🤣 Fucking Peak Thanks for everything, AEW #AEWDoN 🤼‍♂️

I go to college to get more knowledge You go to Jupiter to get more stupider

An image that just blows the fucking mind #AEWDoubleorNothing 🤼‍♂️

Top tips to stay cool #1: drink cold poison

Look how beautiful my eldest son is

Few people here who are super over with me in #AEW right now Like, everyone’s basically over with me because AEW is the shit, but the following are SUPER over with me: Tommaso Ciampa Roddy Strong Kyle O’Reilly Thekla Divine Dominion Darby Speedball Jet Statlander Brody King Thanks everyone 🤼‍♂️

WHAT ARE YE BUYIN’

I do not feel as though the rules should apply to me

Billy Corgan will return in PHANTASM REINCARNATED

Happy Billy Corgan Wednesday

Genuinely who in the greyskull fuck is going to pay to see a he-man movie in 2026

Arrrm fackin’ Ben Mendelsohn mate can ya harry ahp buildin’ moi fackin’ DITH STAAHR

My favorite thing about Mr. Blobby is how whenever Americans find out about him they take psychic damage

“Are they a proud people?” - my wife, just now, about Juggalos

Yo listen Saw the new #FacesofDeath last night and know what it was excellent, imagine my surprise

Rewatched Matt Reeves' THE BATMAN tonight and yeah, it's still really good. So much raw cinematic craft, in so many different areas, all pulling in the same direction.

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In which I also yearn for the wonderful days I spent in the A Team and outline my new life as a skincare girlie. Jack of All Graves is an award-winning podcast with hundreds of thousands of listeners across the world

this graduation speech moment is notable, and her amazed shock at having failed to read the room feels instructive. when you're inside the bubble, you think everybody else is. but everybody isn't.

i so pale

Been a really pleasant weekend. Made it to the gym, had a real good 14.5K run today, saw a movie, read my book, hung out with my family. I am a simple man and these are the simple pleasures that fill my simple heart #Running #RunSky 🏃🏻‍♂️

Alright chill out Spider Jerusalem

Often at my job I’ll get the chance to talk to large audiences of people about things, which I enjoy doing a lot. Here are some pics of me doing that last week.

My son just called me a “neek”, which I’m told is a cross between a nerd and a geek.

Around what time tomorrow do we reckon the PM will resign

Dawkins what the fuck are you on about www.theguardian.com/technology/2...

We are so fucking back This looks FANTASTIC youtu.be/nMzhf6qYJ4I?...

This bit of ginger looks like a little guy doing a little dance

Had to lock in considerably for this but absolutely delighted to have found a 13K somewhere inside me this beautiful overcast and cool bank holiday Monday #Running #RunSky 🏃🏻‍♂️

How far would YOU go to teach a dolphin to speak?

Death is everywhere

Little Friday night treat, Sting’s last match from Revolution ‘24 Still fucking hits, what an absolute masterpiece #AEW

Counterpoint: I Love Sneaking Through Tall Grass in Games

Have you seen Hoppers, fuck me what a great movie

You are a billionaire. Do you a) contribute toward ending hunger or homelessness or climate change Or b) fund research to grow human clones without brains to allow you to harvest their organs so you personally can live longer

Was lucky enough to be stood next to my front door when Reform just pushed a leaflet through, I grabbed it out of the letterbox, opened the door and handed it to the guy and said “yeah you can have that back” 😁

“I hope this email finds you well” How this email finds me: 🤼‍♂️

Take a bow Ciampa, you and Darbz gave us an absolute fucking classic Wednesday-night banger there, this is what we fucking love to see #AEWDynamite 🤼‍♀️

Time to bone up on advanced trauma management and foundational life support techniques (two episodes of The Pitt before bed)

Wow. Pour one out for Triller I guess #AEW 🤼‍♂️

Evil Dead fucking rules Follow me on Letterboxd: boxd.it/N0Ih

Why is there a Michael Jackson movie coming out, I thought he was a child molester

Not if, but when.