Ah world book day how lovely I see your child is dressed as that well-loved and timeless character from children’s literature a minion

Just gotta get out there right? Gotta show up, gotta get the trainers on, gotta get the tunes in your ears and the ground under your feet. Can’t say you do it unless you do it #Running #RunSky 🏃🏻‍♀️

You have been cursed by the gaze of Kelly Osbourne

we're less than 12 hours from a stony faced cabinet member touring the morning breakfast shows to tell us Sir Keith has the full confidence of them and their colleagues, lovely stuff

Haha yeah fraud and plenty more besides let me tell you

It’s not the Evil Dead Burn trailer but it’ll do for today! youtu.be/iEpn230cPZw?...

I can imagine someone who only watches Smackdown seeing the main event of this week’s #AEWDynamite and having a brain embolism

I don’t fucking need this can we PLEASE VOID THE PISS

Deeply shitty news about Rob Grant. If you’re British and a nerd and in your forties you have Red Dwarf in your DNA. *does Rimmer salute*

Some good vampires here, couple I’ve never heard of, like cartoon vampires? Feel free to add your favourite if you like

Who’s your favourite fictional vampire

Good evening to everyone, especially those carrying an unnamed sort of ever-present dread through life with them, permanently just there at all times

Nothing spectacular here crew, just getting the gear on and grinding something out, that’s what it’s all about sometimes and that’s fine #Running #RunSky 🏃🏻‍♀️

Good afternoon everyone I hope each of you manages in time to heal your trauma

Season three of Twin Peaks went so fucking hard. We miss you very much David Lynch.

My sources can exclusively reveal he’s being held on suspicion of being a dirty fucking sweaty turbononce

Got an amazing case of vibrating eyelid this morning, you ever get that? Eyelid vibrating like crazy, so fun

Can you imagine a world where prison becomes unnecessary? How the actual fuck would that look, how would we get there, and can you reform a system that’s literally built to discriminate? Huge questions.

Apple Fitness remains my favourite of Apple’s services. The little awards are so pleasant to receive. Today I hit my “move” goal for the 1250th time since using it. Shitty rain forced me onto the treadmill today where I managed to grind out 8.5k #Running #RunSky 🏃🏻‍♂️

That absolutely works for me, reposting for awareness. Huge thanks @davidsnow.bsky.social!

Yo #wrestlesky help me out- what’s the difference between a clothesline and a lariat? 🤼‍♂️

Everyone locked in? Good

Because grown-up metalheads deserve treats too

Some absolutely fucking STAGGERINGLY high-quality pro-wrestling on #AEWDynamite this week, jesus

Don’t ever try to give me advice I DO NOT WANNA HEAR IT

Kenny’s retirement run (which I hope to christ is still a few years away yet) is going to lay foundations for an entire generation to come 🤼‍♂️

Absolutely fucking love Bad Religion man what a band

Send Help- huge fun. Sam Raimi will forever be one of the greats.

Yo can I please get an Evil Dead Burn trailer

Not sure where this came from but my body surprised me with a 15K this morning. Cool air, dead leaves underfoot, lots of fellow runners passing by, grey skies, great tunes and it all came together real nice #Running #RunSky 🏃🏻‍♂️

This is the sort of absolute batshit dream-fulfilment programming that is only possible in a world where AEW exists 🤼‍♂️ cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_ful...

"Have you ever heard of... insect politics?"

Busted out an almost 13.5k today, and it was not a good idea. Overstretched myself and spent the rest of the evening feeling nauseous and exhausted. It’s great to push your limits, but you gotta listen to your body and today I didn’t, and paid the price #Running #RunSky 🏃🏻‍♂️

Call of the week on this week’s #AEWDynamite- “why are you coming after me all the time Schiavone? You’re like a BANTAM ROOSTER” 🤣🤼‍♂️

Every rich person should just do what tony khan did and just develop a coke problem and then start a woke pro wrestling league

Beard was getting out of control so saw a professional to get it tamed. The selfie is gratuitous but sometimes you gotta represent ya’self know what I’m saying? Also the shirt is merch from my podcast @jackofallgraves.com presented by @hereliescorri.bsky.social and I. You should give us a listen.

Tell you what, almost a week out and I’m still thinking about that Ciampa debut on #AEWDynamite last week. Fuck man they absolutely NAILED that shit, still buzzing 🤼‍♂️

There has been and never will be another band like Therapy? Raucous, awkward, confrontational, melodic and so, so fucking rewarding youtu.be/PtP4-dJak8Y?...

Hahahaha “methinks” Mate come on you’re better than this

SCINTILLATING match from Ciampa and Briscoe there- welcome Psycho Killer to where the best wrestle! #AEW 🤼‍♂️

It absolutely threw it down with rain for this whole 11.8K but y’know what? Even when it sucks there’s still value there. Retreat into yourself, find the will to continue in the music, the sunset, the glistening rain on pavement #Running #RunSky 🏃🏻‍♂️

LFG February, we kicked January in the tits and we’ll do the same to you 🖕

tag yourself i’m I AM MANOEUVRING WITH DIFFICULTY

I’m sure we’re all thinking the same thing- “welcome aboard Ciampa, great to have ya, please fucking please be careful” #AEWDynamite 🤼‍♂️

I am SUPER pumped for Wrestle Queendom 8 in March, it’s almost February already and things come around so fast 🤼‍♂️

I hope Andrade sticks around this time, I really like that weird fucker #AEW 🏃🏻‍♂️

Me: the news is giving me fucking anxiety man, I know I’ll read a book, give me something else to focus on Also me:

Thing is, sometimes it fucking sucks. Sometimes your legs feel like lead and each kilometre feels like three, but you gotta do it anyway. It’s very important to do it when you don’t wanna do it, that’s what consistency means #RunSky #Running 🏃🏻‍♂️

Good morning all Please enjoy this frazzled-looking selfie as we drift together through the bleakest times. Brighter days are coming!

Back from the gym and ran out of protein powder, found some old protein pancake mix and blended it up with some milk and drank it down, friends it was fucking horrible and I don’t think I’m ever gonna shit again