Sam Crooks Watch An Episode Of The Pitt Without Crying Challenge

Forest fans on tv with shirt begging signs and mock tickets to Istanbul. Cringing my dick off for them. Soft penalty, lick my bollocks etc. #UTV

Thought I might blank on the final but a late flurry got me an 8/55 I was happy enough with. Huge congrats to Manchester, to Madgwick and his sublime if not violent buzzer method. What a wonderful series! #UniversityChallenge

Up the fucking Villa! 97 minutes of exhilarating heart attack football AND 3 points 💜🩵🦁

Airport joy. Find the fragrance you are wearing at Duty Free and top it up with their tester bottle. Thanks SUCKERZZZ 💃

New airport idiot unlocked. Gathering multiple belongings from security tray that is on a moving conveyor so you end up walking alongside it grabbing items and forcing other people to move out of your way like your trying to steal from Bruce fucking Forsyth’s Generation Game.

FORTY SIX YEARS

www.bbc.co.uk/sport/footba... What a rip. I knew people would struggle to get to some stadiums, but naively thought they might put shuttle buses on. FIFA have just left it to city’s and counties to take care of. Bad for fans but good on NJ for not making its citizens foot the bill.

Bloody hell that was tough. An 8/50 is all I could muster. Gonna be away for the final. Might try a VPN to see if I can watch live after all these months. #UniversityChallenge

Okay CTA. This is a good sign.

Got off to a roaring start then things slowed down. Music round felt very tough for popular music. 15/100 #UniversityChallenge

lucky space cunts

I recommend having an allergic reaction at your MRI scan for teaching you #UniversityChallenge answers. Got a 14/90

Had my feet and shoes treated like live ordnance by the good people at Manchester T3. Body scanner. Step in foot scanner. 2 x wandings. Shoes through the X Ray Machine in a tray of their own. What are my shoes building in there?

Just been approached by Huel to see if I'll be part of their paid influencer campaign. I don't think they're quite across what I do for a living. (FWIW, and in the interests of having influence, I regard Huel as a soul destroying, miserable product and the death of all that is worth living for.)

Surely I can be pleased with a 17/105 at the QF stage? Dead happy to get all those football clubs. Wasn’t quick enough at all for the actor/director pairs. #UniversityChallenge

I keep seeing posts "reminding" us that 7-8hrs sleep is crucial for wellbeing. Do the they think we're not sleeping that long because we forgot to??

Was struggling massively but a flurry of luck in the final third landed a 15/85 #UniversityChallenge

The West End’s most affordable show! Ticket prices: Stalls – 3 feet pics Dress – 2 feet pics Gods – 1 feet pic

SATAN: So what makes you want to work here? Isn’t it a bit of a sideways move for you? ME: Well, sideways and down, haha SATAN: Haha ME: But I’ve been working in the sector for a while, and I feel this is where the action is SATAN: Your most recent role was… ME: Cinema website designer SATAN: Sweet

I must mention once again that, given he was living in London in 1939, it's theoretically possible for Sigmund Freud to have watched Bruce Forsyth on TV.

No idea how I managed 12/70 tonight as it was tough as. I got Manchester before the gong. My first ever speedway meet was Cradley Heath vs Belle Vue in (I think) 1990 #UniversityChallenge

TOTP 1978 Edmonds introduces Kate Bush’s Wuthering Heights with an utterly fucking banal play on her name. 1) He’s always been a thorough cunt. 2) Imagine having her incredible talent and being introduced by that moronic lickspittle. #TOTP

"Get on the brakes, don't get on the drakes" Overheard in my head whilst cycling alongside the canal 🦆

I’m enjoying the Choco Leibniz of late. What a great biscuit.

Almost got 15 but not only did I mishear the question, I also only knew one of those three named isotopes. So 14 then 😂 (90) #UniversityChallenge

My had was still watching the Winter Olympics until the music round. Chuffed to get away with a 13/95 after that. #UniversityChallenge

Having observed my neighbour cut down every tree on his property, today the very last one is coming down. Ready to lol when his property floods.

Charlotte Bankes! 😎 😎 😎 #winterolympics

You can’t make threads today because the young couple in it are shown buying a flat. Unrealistic

fascism does occasionally result in great art, but only because revolt is the soul of many great artworks. but art created by fascists themselves cannot be good because they do not believe in the fundamental freedom of expression or soul that good art requires.

Only guy in the bar to cheer when Gaga appeared. Fucking men.

Fucking yes! Mariah doing Volare 🥳 🎉 #winterolympics #milancortina2026

Not bad for this stage of proceedings. 15/100 #UniversityChallenge

Elon Musk is the opposite of an erection. Whatever that is.

Slow going at the start but scraped a 12/70. These later rounds are always tough #UniversityChallenge

i genuinely think if you think protesters are paid to be at a protest you are potentially the lowest rung of the ladder of intelligence. you just won’t make it

Ways you can donate, everything from helping people get legal aid to helping pay for pet and childcare needs.

Ground out a 13/85 tonight on #UniversityChallenge. Lovely to see Desmond’s get a shout out on UC #porkpie

[sombrely, with tears in eyes] "truly the people of Iran embody the great spirit of Flumpo The Fart Wizard" - author of Flumpo The Fart Wizard

I’ve had an absolute stinker tonight. I should have played the Christmas episodes to keep y my eye in 6/30 #UniversityChallenge

Is this what passes for humors these days?

In rather cunty news I’ve been gifted a wine aerator this Christmas. I miss the ceremony and acoustics of directly pouring the wine into the glass, but it does make a pleasant difference. Told you it was somewhat cunty.

I’ve given the Stilton and the Comté an absolute bollocking.

My little 13 year old brother is massively into Sade ❤️ 😭 He’s gonna be alright yo.

This is fantastic news, Wolverhampton University School of Art and Design has been grade II listed, rather than knocked down as originally proposed. #brutalist #brutalism #wolverhampton www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

No offence like, but how the fuck does the Brummie accent catch absolute shit when Bristolian exists?

As we move day by day, further still into a world of practically limitless access to entertainment remember please, that you can still choose to spend your time singing The Sun Ain’t Gonna Shine Anymore to your cat.