Watching American Psycho and it is just meme after meme.

Me when the Uber driver starts talking to me on the way back from a taproom on an industrial estate.

Listening to Mega City Four. You can keep yer “six music”.

Why is Coventry v Middlesboro on both ITV and Sky Sports?

Welp time to watch Falling Down again.

Early night with “Notting Hill” on the telly. I actually quite enjoy it but it’s turbo foppish Grant at his worse. Was talking to Helen about when he fell from grace and I argued it was his Sampson moment when he changed his hairstyle circa “About a Boy”. Was it after that?

This is the future Keir Starmer wants to take away from us

Too many of you have been sleeping on the Columbia Street Flower Market. Beautiful.

Just had my first >£7 London pint.

Doric Arch. One of my favourite London pubs.

First night away from Edie for me and Helen this evening. Football, meal and then hotel stay in central London. Edie cried when we left her with her nanny and auntie, so at least she loves us!

Pulp playing Berlin when I am there this summer. Shame I like about two of their songs, really.

You can’t make threads today because the young couple in it are shown buying a flat. Unrealistic

Happy birthday to me. I will absolutely never apologise for making a point of booking my birthday off work and making a day for myself. I don’t care if it’s “immature” to celebrate my birthday. I’m going to go to the pub at lunch with my book and enjoy some halves before a takeaway. Can’t wait.

Josh Stones can shag my wife.

Would love it if [REDACTED] colonised his [REDACTED] and he [REDACTED] painfully.

I see the lad raising money for charity is winding up the online Top Reds.

I have never needed anything more in my life than Tottenham winning the Champions League and getting relegated.

Football pub quiz tonight. Written some absolute pearlers and stinkers. People will be groaning by the time I read out the answers. Walking out, muttering. Animal excrement through my letterbox. And we will do it over and over again.

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Really want to watch Zulu Dawn.

Love to log on to the information superhighway and check Bluesky to see what waste of time games you’ve all been failing at when you woke up this morning.

I don’t mind Liam Rosenior.

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Westboro Baptist Church tried to make an Anti-Luigi Mangione poster but it just looks like Luigi is threatening billionaires and goes unironically hard af

Jackie McNamara.

Superb patter from ibis, here.

Lads, we are in Sheffield this afternoon with a few hours to kill. Can anyone recommend one or two pubs that will blow my mind? Child friendly a plus. Thank you x

Pep is gonna self harm again isn’t he

Luke Shaw is going to the fucking World Cup isn’t he

@iandrewdiceclay.bsky.social did not expect a Brian Connelly reference in the 2026 Royal Rumble.

See all you old people went to watch that wool comedy band last night. That’s fun for you.

Everything I hear by Twilight Sad I enjoy.

Decided if I was ever on Traitors, the moment everyone takes their blindfolds off and looks around, I’d be sat there wanking like a little chimp. Power move from the off.

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Manslaughter Honked At

Any of the CL matches tonight on a knife edge and worth watching?

This cheery bunch again. Imagine being at a party and this lot show up, rolling in their fucking clock on a school's old TV trolley.

I don’t remember The Sunshine Underground being such indie landfill fodder? I thought they were supposed to be well revered.

Berlin weekend booked for the summer. Can’t wait to disgrace this nation far more than any politician possibly could.

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ex-tories explaining why they’re joining reform

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Made Edie an omelette for her lunch that looked so nice that I had to have it and made her another one. Bad dad, but big lad.

H went to bed early so I went to the pub to see friends for a few pints and had a lovely time. No clubs, no afters. Can’t believe this is the future Sir Keir wants to take from us etc etc

Hooray!

Very intimidated by this chair in the waiting room at the hospital. Why is it so big compared to the others?