Ken Twix
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Known reprobate and York City supporter 🔴🔵
Watching American Psycho and it is just meme after meme.
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Me when the Uber driver starts talking to me on the way back from a taproom on an industrial estate.
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Listening to Mega City Four. You can keep yer “six music”.
4 days ago
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Why is Coventry v Middlesboro on both ITV and Sky Sports?
5 days ago
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Welp time to watch Falling Down again.
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Early night with “Notting Hill” on the telly. I actually quite enjoy it but it’s turbo foppish Grant at his worse. Was talking to Helen about when he fell from grace and I argued it was his Sampson moment when he changed his hairstyle circa “About a Boy”. Was it after that?
6 days ago
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This is the future Keir Starmer wants to take away from us
6 days ago
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Too many of you have been sleeping on the Columbia Street Flower Market. Beautiful.
6 days ago
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Just had my first >ÂŁ7 London pint.
7 days ago
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Doric Arch. One of my favourite London pubs.
7 days ago
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First night away from Edie for me and Helen this evening. Football, meal and then hotel stay in central London. Edie cried when we left her with her nanny and auntie, so at least she loves us!
7 days ago
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Pulp playing Berlin when I am there this summer. Shame I like about two of their songs, really.
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Sardines
9 days ago
You can’t make threads today because the young couple in it are shown buying a flat. Unrealistic
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Happy birthday to me. I will absolutely never apologise for making a point of booking my birthday off work and making a day for myself. I don’t care if it’s “immature” to celebrate my birthday. I’m going to go to the pub at lunch with my book and enjoy some halves before a takeaway. Can’t wait.
9 days ago
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Josh Stones can shag my wife.
10 days ago
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Would love it if [REDACTED] colonised his [REDACTED] and he [REDACTED] painfully.
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10 days ago
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I see the lad raising money for charity is winding up the online Top Reds.
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I have never needed anything more in my life than Tottenham winning the Champions League and getting relegated.
10 days ago
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Football pub quiz tonight. Written some absolute pearlers and stinkers. People will be groaning by the time I read out the answers. Walking out, muttering. Animal excrement through my letterbox. And we will do it over and over again.
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Same Old City podcast
11 days ago
NEW EPISODE: "Robbie Savaged" Including: 🌳 Forest Green & Solihull reaction 🏆 Title race - will Rochdale ever slip up? 🔮 Previews of Hartlepool, Wealdstone & Halifax Listen now 👇 Spotify:
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📸 Tom Poole
#YCFC
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Really want to watch Zulu Dawn.
15 days ago
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Love to log on to the information superhighway and check Bluesky to see what waste of time games you’ve all been failing at when you woke up this morning.
15 days ago
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I don’t mind Liam Rosenior.
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David McElroy
16 days ago
The best single of all time, in fact, the best song ever recorded, came out 36 years ago today. Read all about Enjoy The Silence:
almostpredictablealmost1.blogspot.com/2021/04/depe...
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đź’š 24 / 7 Luigi Mangione Posts
17 days ago
Westboro Baptist Church tried to make an Anti-Luigi Mangione poster but it just looks like Luigi is threatening billionaires and goes unironically hard af
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Jackie McNamara.
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17 days ago
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Superb patter from ibis, here.
18 days ago
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Lads, we are in Sheffield this afternoon with a few hours to kill. Can anyone recommend one or two pubs that will blow my mind? Child friendly a plus. Thank you x
18 days ago
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Pep is gonna self harm again isn’t he
20 days ago
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Luke Shaw is going to the fucking World Cup isn’t he
20 days ago
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@iandrewdiceclay.bsky.social
did not expect a Brian Connelly reference in the 2026 Royal Rumble.
21 days ago
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21 days ago
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See all you old people went to watch that wool comedy band last night. That’s fun for you.
21 days ago
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Everything I hear by Twilight Sad I enjoy.
22 days ago
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Decided if I was ever on Traitors, the moment everyone takes their blindfolds off and looks around, I’d be sat there wanking like a little chimp. Power move from the off.
23 days ago
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The Onion
23 days ago
Trump Asks Nicki Minaj To Explain Eating Ass
https://theonion.com/trump-asks-nicki-minaj-to-explain-eating-ass/
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The Onion
24 days ago
Manslaughter Honked At
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Any of the CL matches tonight on a knife edge and worth watching?
24 days ago
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Wardy™
25 days ago
This cheery bunch again. Imagine being at a party and this lot show up, rolling in their fucking clock on a school's old TV trolley.
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I don’t remember The Sunshine Underground being such indie landfill fodder? I thought they were supposed to be well revered.
25 days ago
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Berlin weekend booked for the summer. Can’t wait to disgrace this nation far more than any politician possibly could.
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The Onion
25 days ago
“What they don’t want you to know is that George Soros and his far-left billionaire friends hired Alex Pretti to act as a dependable, beloved pillar of his community for decades,” said President Donald Trump
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Trump Alleges That Democrats Secretly Paid Alex Pretti To Be Model Citizen
WASHINGTON—Claiming that no one would realistically devote their life to serving others without being funded by nefarious actors, President Donald Trump alleged Monday that Democrats had secretly paid...
https://theonion.com/trump-alleges-that-democrats-secretly-paid-alex-pretti-to-be-model-citizen/
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cones
26 days ago
ex-tories explaining why they’re joining reform
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Alexander Brown
26 days ago
After Suella Braverman's defection, 12.5% of Reform UK MPs have been photographed stepping on a guide dog
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Made Edie an omelette for her lunch that looked so nice that I had to have it and made her another one. Bad dad, but big lad.
26 days ago
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H went to bed early so I went to the pub to see friends for a few pints and had a lovely time. No clubs, no afters. Can’t believe this is the future Sir Keir wants to take from us etc etc
27 days ago
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Hooray!
28 days ago
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Very intimidated by this chair in the waiting room at the hospital. Why is it so big compared to the others?
29 days ago
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Electric Chimp
29 days ago
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