Refusing to sully my DISLIKER gimmick by recognising the third place playoff match in Saturday.

Still absolutely creasing at hounding out the previous manager for being too negative and defensive too early in big games only to get the next bloke in who does exactly the same. Superb stuff.

Southgate was consistently slaughtered for doing exactly the same thing.

On the coach, that one. Too deep and too soon. Ah well.

Mum is poorly with the ol’ Alz and De. I took Edie up the stairs when we got to York and, for the first time since the diagnosis, she had no idea who I or her granddaughter was. This is the cruelest disease. No one deserves this.

This is a weird one, lads, but do I have any Toffee mates who were at the York league cup tie in 1996/97?

I don’t mean to offend anyone, but War of the Worlds (2005) is just a cracking popcorn action flick.

Edie just shat all over the train platform.

The 'why don't we have any pictures of grandad?' Derby

Fuck off Erling you pony tail fucking Nordic fraud. Row back up the Rochdale Canal x

I see the ‘Harry Kane played golf with Trump’ crowd are celebrating that goal.

I feel worse now than I did at kick off.

Working until half nine tonight. How drunk can I get in the thirty minutes before kick off to ease the nerves?

Happy World Cup Returns Day

GORDON FUCK YOU! 😂

Fix is in 👀

Rule that one out you cunts.

Absolutely disgusting decision in the most corrupt World Cup ever.

Not living up to the 2018 match, this one.

Hang it in the Louvre

Glendenning’s pantomime villain anyone but England gimmick on GFW just starting to bore me at this point. It affects his impartiality and he admits to it. What’s the point?

How am I supposed to sleep after that.

COME ON ENGLAND INTO THESE MARIACHI TEQUILA DESPERADOS CHIHUAHUA BASTARDS

Setting a very strict later-than-2am kick off bed time and match in the morning routine.

That Neymar stuff was box office. Giving it the big I am at 2-1 down in the tenth minute of seven added on.

Snooze time.

The footage of the mariachi band outside the England hotel overnight playing as fireworks go off is wonderful but absolutely small time. They’re the ones who will be tired tonight, I’m afraid x

Paraguay robbing us of a France v Germany game and playing like they did? Vile.

country roads suck me off stroke the shaft cup the balls to completion 'jaculation suck me off country roads

If the England game is moved to 7pm on Sunday, can I still stay in the pub until 5am?

Extremely horny for the Mexico game, lads.

Looking forward to that British comedian from Northern Ireland releasing a lot of Mexican content.

Funny.

Into these!

This match reminds me of Wales v Northern Ireland from Euro 2016 and not in a good way.

Important business whilst waiting for my u-bahn.

Watched the Colombia Portugal game with a load of Colombians. Absolutely class.

Bring back Southgate

Just a polite reminder the defensive, dour manager who we all hated was 5-0 up at half time the last time we played this lot. I’m sure it’s fine, though.

INTO THESE BANANA FARMER CANAL BASTARDS, ENGLAND

It’s 40 degrees you cheeky fucking bastard.

Absolutely should not be eating and drinking in Berlin at 5am local time.

Oh maaaaan.

At a pulp aftershow in Berlin for some reason

If we’ve gone white shirt navy shorts, I’m gonna come.

My strongest memory of Starmer will be his 2024 conference speech, where he said "every child deserves respect", a young activist said "does that include the children of Gaza?", and he laughed and said "he's obviously got a pass to the 2019 conference".

Edie has learned how to sing twinkle twinkle little start so that’s my excellent Father’s Day present. Will want something materialistic next year, mind you.

Topping up from last night. Absolutely in the danger zone.

I’m all for Scottish banter but Morocco are playing a fucking rapist. Into these fez cunts.