This is amazing. www.getyourfuckingmoneyback.com

The butt is the shoulders of the legs.

Life is all about perspective. You might see a bunch of junk thrown onto the street and think that it's just a pile of trash. But to someone else, that trash might just be a pile of garbage.

"The dinosaur bones is an explanation to cover ancient giant beings." Yes. Ancient giant beings called dinosaurs.

Here's a drawing of Modnar I drew because I was getting creative fatigue from drawing too many backgrounds for my next Crystal Galaxy Enforcers animation. I got a little more detailed and expressive with this drawing than usual for this character.

It really GMG when people use acronyms I NUNR. KOF really. But I guess I don't need to UECIR.

physics of a dude on monster energy with a steak knife

I would think the news media would be all over this Epstein stuff, pushing opinion pieces about prosecuting all these sickos. Not because the media has any sense of decency or justice, but because of how salacious the trials would be. Those fuckers love that shit because it means lots of clicks.

Sharing this some more. The West family is at 84% of their goal. Let’s donate if we can and also spread the word. Thinking of them, and hoping you all are doing well too! www.gofundme.com/f/support-fo...

One more reason my soul shrivels up every time I hear someone say "I just used chatgpt to ____"

Will is a great guy who I know mainly through his excellent blog West Week Ever, and unfortunately he suffered a stroke recently. Please chip in for his gofundme to help out him and his family during this difficult time if you can.

One thing they keep getting wrong with live-action He-Man: his underwear is clearly meant to be made from dried grass and twigs or fur or some shit. It should be insanely uncomfortable for the actor to wear. I will accept nothing less!

UTI is in the eye of the peeholder.

Democratic Leadership will never cut funding for ICE state-sanctioned terrorism without extreme pressure. That’s why a coalition of creators (w/ a reach of over 20 million followers) & organizers are presenting them with an ultimatum if they don’t whip their caucuses against this DHS funding bill.

Relentlessly stabbing at my salad with a blunt plastic fork that does not pierce the salad leaves, but only bludgeons and mutilates them instead. Continuing this process until the salad is mashed into a fine paste I can rub on my skin to ingest through my pores.

I had a dream there was an account on here called "Kirk Weird" and it was just clips or screenshots of William Shatner as Captain Kirk recontextualized to make it look like he was being weird.

Yes hand.

the discourse on what jobs are acceptable to replace with generative AI reveals a lot about what we think of other people's jobs

The existence of Fantastic Mr. Fox implies the existence of Boombastic Mr. Fox.

Dirnking a berr

Happy War (Christmas is Over)

Rats off to ya!

Happy Christmas (Store is Kroger)

Silence! My son is watching his favorite television show.

If any journalist wants to talk to a trans man with a PhD in Human Genomics who was trained in labs that studied the evolution of sex, I'm right here Or just keep platforming Republicans who have a 5th grade understanding of biology so they get more trans people killed, sure 🤷🏻‍♂️

The whole "being hateful on the inside makes you ugly on the outside" thing sounds good at first, until I think of all the nice ugly people I have known in my life. Stop equating ugliness with badness! It's OK to look like a weird fucked up troll person! You're still valid!

I think about this daily.

Wink, wink. Nudge, nudge. Punch, punch. Kick, kick.

Life's like a movie. Write your own ending. Keep believing. Keep pretending. Do your own research!

I was enjoying The Chair Company but was starting to worry the premise would wear thin if they didn't wrap it up in one season. I heard it got renewed for a second season. I like the way the second-to-last episode of season 1 ended, so I'm gonna stop there & pretend that was the series finale.

To this day I have a terrible phobia of salt and pepper shakers because I am worried they are going to come to life and interrogate me about my thang and how it hangs. But now whenever I have such a thought I have learned to simply push it away. Ah. Push it.

Back in film school we were taught the importance of recognizing the differences between film and video. This made a lasting impression on me to the extent that I kinda think most filmmakers these days should actually be referring to themselves as videographers.

Marconi plays the mamba. Listen to the radio. Do your own research!

America Steakhouse: No rules, just human rights violations!

It's that time of year when those trees with the seed pods that smell like vomit fall off the trees and get all over the sidewalk so there's no way to avoid stepping on them and then I get to smell like vomit all day at work. Cool!

Last night in a dream I had a conversation with someone about whether or not they could control what happens in their dreams. I ended the conversation shortly thereafter because the conversation had become boring. I was not aware I was in a dream.

Nuclear Olive Garden is a band name I thought of when I was half awake this morning. Feel free to use it if you are a band that needs a name.

Coming April 14th, you can preorder now, which always really helps! www.amazon.com/My-Journey-J...

Ian Bell's WTO/99, opening Friday in NYC, is a stark reminder of our American police state, with political observations that feel as predictive as they are reflexive. Read @djmecca.bsky.social's review:

Folks, we are so close to reaching our goal here, please keep spreading the word! We are so grateful for all your support!

The stars of the Wicked movies look like The Vourdalak now for some reason. This ain't normal or good.

Frozzen turpey burburs.

Hey folks, it sure would be swell if we could reach our goal here so we can take care of the legal fees associated with getting guardianship of Jason. Please keep spreading the word! Thank you so much! We love youse all!

He-Bronto

Skelesaur

Ambulances should have nighttime mode where their sirens play soothing lullaby melodies.

An old favorite thing I drew.

My cat is refusing to let me draw right now. Very important that she use my iPad as a pillow at this very moment.

I'm in a bitchy catty little mood over on Facebook today. I think I need to calm down.

I love Olivia Newton-John's songs from the movie "Xanadu," but there's one lyric section in "Xanadu" that gives me a sense of dread: "The dream that came through a million years, That lived on through all the tears, It came to Xanadu." Total eldritch horror vibes in an otherwise uplifting song!