I miss my 50-year streak of not knowing who the Secretary of Health is or anything about them.

Incredible things happening in that Arizona crowd

These guys are going “What else.. what else” with the most horrific shit throughout American history

similar to Ichiro having great power but playing for contact, Aaron Judge has a great ass, comparable even to Cal Raleigh's, but which he conceals with loose-fitting pants because it isn't important to his game

NEW: Neon, an app that pays you to record your calls so your audio can be used to train AI, and already rose to the top #5 free apps on Apple's App Store, has gone offline after a security lapse. We found the app exposed users' phone numbers, call recordings, and text transcripts of those calls.

This definitely raises a lot more questions bsky.app/profile/matr...

Noelvi Marte with about as clutch a game-saving (season-saving?) catch as you'll see in this postseason race If the Reds make the playoffs, they'll revisit this often in Cincinnati.

I can't stop thinking about the Riyadh Comedy Festival. A Saudi prince watching Whitney Cummings and being like, "That is what dating on the apps is like. She nailed it"

the bat moved like a high school Peter Pan production's 1st rehearsal

Hearing reports that the eighth inning of Opening Day for the Cubs and Nationals in 2026 will be exclusively broadcast on Howdy by Roku. All the other innings will be on normal TV

Reds...you are really making this so difficult for yourselves

I love baseball

The Mariners are looking to reward the fan in this video who generously handed the ball over to a kid! If you know this person let us know!

lollllllllllll

every damn time

How did she run out of money?

But let’s be clear: every day, masked ICE agents are acting violently against our neighbors, illegally abducting them, holding them in cruel and inhumane conditions. Treating them as less-than-human, and not deserving due process.

Reds broadcast is soothing enough that it's nearly putting me into a baseball nap, very dangerous for a workday

anti-vax is one the most toxic political positions in america but it hasn't usually been covered like that because one segment of the population where it *is* somewhat popular is among business and media elites.

No words. I believed in Ryan. We moved to Oklahoma because he promised that my awful sons Enigmus Rex and Pance would be given handguns in kindergarten and then not be given any instruction on how to use them safely. I bought a shitty gray house in Tulsa because he promised they wouldn't be woke.

Be honest. Does the National League actually *need* an MVP? Maybe they can work out a trade for an award to be named later

this is the one I was in the process of taking when I was kicked out of a Neko Case concert bsky.app/profile/acti...

bluesky is missing this

👀 the WSJ describing Trump finding out about its story about the Epstein birthday book and telling aides "he would try to kill the story himself." www.wsj.com/politics/pol...

An FBI spokesman explaining that the bullets were engraved with yaoi. 6,089 words. Explicit. AU canon divergent. Plot what plot

lmao the camera doesn't even get it, that's how unexpected that is

DS9 episode 'Paradise' is not one I've made part of my previous rewatches and I did not at all remember that it's basically about an evil wellness influencer

Please don't call it that

Orna what the hell

Anytime AJ McCarron is in the news it is my duty to remind everyone that he owns a sushi restaurant in Tuscaloosa called, and I am not making this up, AJIAN

I get that the news cycle is packed right now, but I just heard from a colleague at the Smithsonian that this is fully a GIANT SQUID BEING EATEN BY A SPERM WHALE and it’s possibly the first ever confirmed video according to a friend at NOAA 10 YEAR OLD ME IS LOSING HER MIND (a thread 🧵)

people often say "not the onion" because they don't understand how the onion's humor works but credit to mother jones for clearly giving this an onion-style headline on purpose

Incredible new details about Tracy Morgan's shark tank in this article www.vulture.com/article/sher...

Damn he really can't miss bsky.app/profile/2ave...

Singing someone from the Red Sox is a great idea as he'll be used to working with an ownership that wants to actively harm their own team but can be convinced to spend money.

Koreans arrested at Hyundai factory describe moment ICE swept in and how the US is ‘not a safe place to work’

Really hoping that head of baseball operations displaces president of baseball operations as the title so we can call these guys HOBOs

I don't know anything about the current state of the NBA but I can infer from this quote alone that the Suns will struggle to win double digit games

i miss the good old days when our deranged spree killers put pen to paper and wrote full manifestos in defiance of reason and rationality. kids these days can't even be bothered to write an incoherent short note

doubly funny because he's essentially dressed like what you'd expect his Doctor to dress like in retirement, if Doctors got to retire instead of regenerate bsky.app/profile/emau...

Chotiner: and then you didn't send him to jail, and he ran again? USA: I mean yes but we do have pretty robust institutions, you know, the supreme court and so on Chotiner: I see. So they were able to stop the worst of it? USA: Well now it um the thing you have to understand

a new mRNA therapy apparently can cut the rate of Huntington's disease progression by ~75%. yet more miracle shit www.bbc.com/news/article...

I don’t know man I think a lot of y’all really overstate the extent to which there is some kind of umpiring problem in MLB. Like, I guess if the argument is “the only acceptable number of missed calls is zero” then that makes sense. But it just isn’t actually that big of a problem imo

Look, is it LIKELY that the Marlins come back from currently being 4 GB and in like fifth place for the final WC spot? No. Is it hilarious to find that, hey wait, they’re not totally out of it and they do have the Mets this weekend at home? Yes.

"Ayala-Uribe is now the 14th detainee to die in immigration detention since January"

I forgot the Tigers traded for a garbage Kyle...things are making a lot more sense now