PROJECT HAIL MARY (2026): They actually fucking shot this movie with LIGHT

I’m watching this video about an Iranian American guy with a Texan accent making barbecue out of Persian style sausage. This is the America they want to destroy and steal from you

It’s cool to have the World Cup running here so we can fully understand that we live in a shitty backwater petrostate dictatorship now

I think the telemundo commentators might be even more biased toward Colombia than they are toward Mexico

Truthfully you’re not gonna get me to watch el señor de los cielos no matter how much you try

That was a bigger spineless, swagless catastrophic embarrassment to this country than the Harris Walz campaign

The American

Reminder: supporting underdog countries in the World Cup means accepting the ethnofascist myth of the “nation-state” and its concomitant horrors and genocides. A true revolutionary soul searches for the flowering of human development

The existence of people that don’t just watch the games on Telemundo is extremely unnerving

About 80% of Americans live in urban areas and half of the national myth of our politics is designed to suppress this reality

New one this morning 7: PAPA. 5 is PATRONIZING me

Guy who is covered in shit taking delight in drowning the world in shit:

Despelote II: GOTY

I saw this chart in Catalan a week ago (+100 Messi preference, -100 authoritarian sentiment)

The two centers of our fascistic public life are at war with New York City

Zohran Mamdani should ratfuck more centrist Democrats

You know the fascist consolidation of American life is running into problems when even the moron Gen X butt rock legends release a vaguely protest track

Going to see Five Finger Death Punch at the Maine Savings Amphitheatre and getting a contact high off the Hitler particle emissions

Remember when the president depicting himself shitting all over the country

I think I’m. You know. I think I’d be doing great to be the world’s no. 10,232,561 dad

Finally putting Linux back on

I am seeing that the American media elite has been so cooked by far right propaganda machines that they are now running apologetics for teenagers using shocking and offensive slurs

The Major oak is dead

TRUMP SUEZ TRUMP SUEZ TRUMP SUEZ TRUMP SUEZ TRUMP SUEZ TRUMP SUEZ

O! Let me face my fears

Hey, kid. Wanna see a national suicide?

I can’t implore you enough. You can’t miss the Rosalía tour. It’s like if I’d gotten to see Daft Punk in 07

Rosalía tour the event of the decade. Insane show

Yeah. Sure. Whatever. “OG Anunoby is the best forward alive”

This Knicks thing is somehow worse than the Mookie Betts trade

The kind of shit you do because you have been cursed by the antichrist to fail for the next 100 years

a taste for the mainstream has to be learned, but babies are into harsh noise from day one

You HAVE been cursed by the antichrist

The greatest crisis faced to date in alignment research: we built a model that talks like JD Vance

Fumito Ueda trading Sony exclusivity for Epic games store exclusivity is going to give me a heart attack

Everybody hates you and can’t wait until you die, playboy

Well. They accidentally let the devil in. Gosh I sure hope it doesn’t get any worse

Theoden insisting they have to go to Helms Deep

Here’s a fun math problem. How high would ticket prices have to get before the arena does not boo Trump? I’m gonna say it’s $50 million

It’s so cool to live through the death throes of a superpower

I would be fully convinced the Knicks will go up 3-0 and win the title if not for this insane Trump thing they’re doing

I’m making fondant potatoes but only had snowman molds so I'm telling everyone it's a new dish called "Pommes de Frosty."

7 and 5 have agreed that bluffing is a kind of lying

Forty liters and a GPU

Experience Abu Dhabi

I have no use for this object. It would assuredly just sit on a desk and collect dust. But I need it

Adam silver is the funniest dumbass alive I swear