Oho! Oho! She’s. Rolling out my dough

Latest update from the stochastic parrot that will disappear from use as soon as the bubble pops

I don’t know how to explain this. The Spotify logo redesign is a sign of fascism

Scallion. Now there’s a gorgeous word

It’s crazy how bad that he man movie looks

Never forget: it’s the White race that insists you have to pay seven dollars a gallon for gas

Liberal poptimists tried to kill rock. They failed.

Even better than the last pot

Cooking up another pot of beans

Two confessions at the same time / synchronized sinners

A lot of things are bad. But it will be really funny when Alex Karp gets himself Priogzhin’d

Sometimes I think Sea of Love is the best The National track

SENTIMENTAL VALUE is a 10/10 movie because he just wanted to take a picture of Stellan Skarsgard on that beach with that sky in that light and put that picture into a movie

Watched NO OTHER CHOICE on the plane. That’s pretty much how it is. Cest la vie playboy

Babe, wake up. Nathan Fielder just purchased the seventh largest airline in the United States

Nobody told me there’s a funky as hell talk box lurking in the back of the mix in dua lipa levitating

I have rarely been so overwhelmed by someone’s creativity as I have while playing Titanium Court

Look. Let the senile pedophile madman autocrat have his bunker. I promise you that awesome stuff is gonna happen down there

A general strike? But this is the War Room!

Negative margin token phenomenon

Lead Poet Torturer at Google

Anne Hathaway noticing the weed again

MIKA seems like a nice young man with a promising future ahead of him

We will have to die again. It’s as simple as that

These beans are so good

Five star product review

My first grader’s elephant toothpaste experiment at the science fair is more methodologically rigorous and has more important findings than the other first grader’s elephant toothpaste experiment at the science fair

I can tell that if I open up that Times songwriter list I’ll end up dedicating my life to Villainy

“I don’t think Abel had it that bad” is unbelievable commentary work

Basketball is such a civilized sport because rather than emanating from martial traditions (football) it originates from the harvest: which is to say, from Life

Great bowl of beans I just ate

I wanted to eat beans. So I am making a pot of beans

Guy who believes “No Kings” demands an invasion of Canada and Jamaica

This earth has forgotten why god created the martins potato roll

I’m a thousand miles away from my bottle of champagne

One of the weird little side effects of the playoffs being on “Amazon Prime Video” is you don’t see the games on in bars and restaurants anymore

Michael Jordan couldn’t make it in today’s NBA because he wouldn’t last ten games before the FBI found his Polymarket account

I’m a math wiz. I’m a math wiz.

I am going to try to release a video game this year

Let’s fucking go

Do you think Danny Go’s wife is ever like. Hey hon. You think in the next one I could be a little less in the background? Maybe a little bit bigger?

SPIKE LEE IN THE POPE LEO “14” KNICKS JERSEY

Repenting for my sins (making a bit of music that sounds like pitchfork indie rock) by doing penance (making a dirty ass club beat)

Got the new logo for my restaurant? Yeah. Made it real fuckin Nazi just like you like it, Boss

I’m going to reinvent men’s fashion

Yes I can. I lived through the pissing and shitting that resulted from a few weeks of chuds being asked to wear a face mask and not being able to hit on the teenage server at Applebees

Fuck it, we ranked the minor characters in the popular online children’s entertainment shows Ms Rachel and Danny Go

I need some garlic scapes

Lmfao they got our Doug Wilson antichrist cabinet leadership reciting imagined gangster Quentin Tarantino prayers

I wrote a verse that sounds enough like pitchfork indie rock that I’ve been castigating myself for hours about it