Man. I did NOT know that “teflon don” was a phrase they made up about John Gotti

Once again it’s time to take a big sip of water to check who owns the biggest sports media enterprise in history

Nobody wants to admit that the AI summary search engine result boxes have gone from awful and completely useless to occasionally useful in the last year

Donald Trump was 32 in 1978

One month ago

It really might have been as simple as “MeToo threatened the pedophile cabal running the country with consequences, so they installed a pedophile dictator to keep power”

It’s so cool how I now have a permanent association for the word “enigma” I didn’t have one year ago

FROM: [email protected] TO: [email protected] SUBJECT: re: can you print these pictures of donald trump with underage women hello jeffrey my friend. no for some reason

Alright. You’re reading these Epstein emails. Do you still really think Steve Ballmer isn’t deliberately circumventing the cap

It’s so fucking crazy that the USCCB managed a more strongly worded and pointed statement about the contraceptive mandate than they did about gleefully evil pogroms run by masked white supremacists. Just look side by side.

"Here's Why Underage Girls Are To Blame" -By Ross Douthat

jd vance post: erm mom can you pick me up? liberals are trusting the word of *checks notes* jeffrey epstein?? trump post: "THE CORRECT TERM FOR THE PRESIDENT IS EPHEBOPHILE NOT PEDOPHILE" - THE GREAT MARK LEVIN ON FOX NEWS

Why would the tiger not also eat Trump in the end

I was thinking about this last night. The five best players in the league are international. Then it’s not impossible to see 4 of Sengun, Lauri, Giddey, Pascal, Deni, Joel, Domas, Jamal, Franz , Zubac make it

What valve doesn’t want you to know is how seamless and simple it is to just run steam link off your Apple TV box

I have bad news about the average Republican

It’s interesting for the people who decided they lost an election to a senile fascist pedophile that can’t string two coherent sentences together because of the inexorable power of inflation to commit to a strategy of mitigating the damage that pedophile is trying to do at every step

There is no “mainstream conservative movement”. They are all freaks

Pope Francis told me before he died that his favorite movies were WALL-E (cute), JOHN WICK (stylish), ANCHORMAN: THE LEGEND OF RON BURGUNDY (funny), and THE BANSHEES OF INISHERIN (“asi son todos los irlandeses”)

Us conference of chud bishops

I’ll write the James Bond movie

I will never forget that Nico Harrison was also a tool of right wing billionaires that traded Luka exactly during the mindless and criminal “DOGE” madness

Median NBA player:

Why are there so many video games about Japanese high schoolers. I Don’t Care!!!!! ! ! ! ! !

Jump scare

Still nobody has given me a compelling way to differentiate between using procedural generation in games and using diffusion models or whatever

They’ve never had a United States Senator who mains the most fabulous pictomancer in Eorzea before

I agree. To avoid internal recriminations, you and the rest of the Senate Democrats should compile a list of every one of their primary challengers so I can start writing checks immediately. I’d like the list to be kept up to date through 2030, when we can be rid of the last of you. Thank you!

Dog

They’re saying he’s the least spoiled baby of all time

Chip on my shoulder about being the “nobody believes in us” fantasy football team

Millionaire revolt

What’s the modern tech stack for a Catholic pastor look like these days

When you’ve even lost Mayor Pete

Never thought I’d be telling my grandchildren about how we used to have this thing called “pasta” in the grocery store

One cool thing to do is to call your representative and tell them you’ll back their senate campaign

God and history will judge you, playboy

By 2125 the word “Shaheen” will be so synonymous with cowardice and capitulation that people won’t even remember there was a real person behind it

The antichrist is in the White House. Hope that helps !

Chud Mount Rushmore

The horrible realization that to make a great video game I need to study a bunch of Wes Anderson movies

So I’m gonna give you a little something you can’t take off

It’s inexcusable that my senators @shaheen.senate.gov @hassan.senate.gov are not only selling out the American people to collaborate with a gang of criminals, they won’t even take my call or let me leave a message to hear what I have to say about it

This is a lie because this is 100% not what I have said to this person’s staffers

The basic logic of the shutdown was always to show that you can force cooperation from a group of people that always defect. It’s standing up to a bully, not achieving a specific policy goal

I can’t countenance the idea that Wicked For Good is anywhere near the best picture conversation because visually it looks like the same muddy cgi piece of shit Marvel type movie we’ve seen for a decade