It's hard to believe, but this really is the official position of our country's Very Serious Financial Analysts: "it would simply be too horrible if the strait stays closed, so ... [closes eyes tight, taps heels together] ... it won't!"

In honor of 'Easy A's ruining education,' here is, in its entirety, JFK's successful admission essay for Harvard.

Amen

Portugal. The Couple.

new zealander everlee wihongi was due to meet with her lawyer yesterday. then ICE moved her to their most notorious tent facility in texas: 3000 people, highest death rate, most sexual assaults. and today, she disappeared off the system. please RT: www.webworm.co/everleehasdi...

marjorie taylor green can get fucked for all eternity, what is wrong with people

Black people are giving it these Confederates raw and uncut. This is how it’s gonna be now. You wonder what we’re thinking? It’s this. I believe this is activist Gary Chambers again in Louisiana.

We don't ordinarily publish posts at [checks watch] 8:51 PM on a Friday night, but state constitutional law expert Quinn @yeargain.bsky.social has an outside-the-box idea for reversing the VA Supreme Court that is very much worth taking seriously: Dems can simply lower the retirement age.

thunderstruck sounds like a song the gremlins from gremlins would make if you locked them in a Guitar Center

wandering the Sonora desert in a carefree fashion like

Really good breakdown of why to celebrate here. www.youtube.com/watch?v=1eyz...

Why aren't the Dawn dish soap people advertising during the Ducks/Oilers playoff hockey series?

This is a very helpful video for debunking nationalist constructs of race. There are people who think they are “pure” descendants of this or that race, but that’s not how DNA works. Nor is it what analysis of the human genome shows. And online DNA tests are misleading. youtube.com/watch?v=qS0C...

WAIT WAIT WAIT DOES THIS MEAN ✨HE PRETENDED TO BE HIS MOM✨ TO GET OUT OF FIGHTING ZUCK?!

I can’t believe we’re still doing this. Knight Rider is actually the driver. The car is “Knight Rider’s Monster.”

a critical difference between woke 1 and woke 2 is the understanding that woo is something to be fought tooth and nail

speaking of webcomics I still think this Hark A Vagrant panel is like. the single funniest image of all time

With Rudy Giuliani in critical condition in the hospital at age 81, despite my differences with him, in the spirit of the common humanity of all people, it is my sincere wish that Ruby Freeman and Shaye Moss had a pleasant Sunday with their families.

One in a million will actually discover treasure and everyone will express admiration for that one’s visionary spirit

"We send our condolences to the hundreds of new dads who just experienced the jarring realization that 'The Elephant Stomping Song' is now on the list of their all-time favorites (narrowly overtaking 'Crash into Me')."

John Lewis had John Roberts' number from the jump: takebackthecourt.substack.com/p/john-lewis...

Some people say we don’t build beautiful things anymore and, like, lol. Motherfuckers, we built this:

I realize this is obvious to most but allow me to rant: At the core of Trump's base love for him is a simmering resentment over their mediocrity and gratitude for him making it permissible to be arrogant whilst mediocre. Everything in this cult can be traced back to that. (thread)

“I mean…” (You’re just going to let this sit for a while. Silence is a powerful weapon when making your voice heard.)

You really cannot overestimate the level of status trauma a lot of white Americans experienced at the election of Barack Obama and how much of our politics is still influenced by it bsky.app/profile/beau...

“All mankind in our age have split up into units, they all keep apart. . .He heaps up riches by himself and thinks, ‘How strong I am now and how secure,’ and in his madness he does not understand that the more he heaps up, the more he sinks into self-destructive impotence.” — Fyodor Dostoyevsky

A real photo of Kid Rock addressing service members at the Pentagon today. Nice summation of where things stand in the United States.

It's not hyperbole in the least to say Musk purchased a six-month shadow presidency for $280 million and used the power of that shadow presidency to 1. Steal the government’s data, 2. Permanently damage the state’s ability to regulate his businesses, and 3, kill non-white people.

Per year!

Still feel like "Musk and his crew of incels destroyed a bunch of stuff they didn't understand and thereby hastened the deaths of millions of children" did not get the public attention it warranted.

In the business we call this a “College Client,” not because they’re smart, but because they let you afford to send your kids to college. Alternatively “Beach House Client.”

HAHAHA! That response killed me. And it's so damn true.

Totally off-topic, but did y'all the know the Free State of Florida's citrus industry is basically dead?? This is quite a story: slate.com/business/202...

Two things can be true: Congress should pass uniform, national legislation reining in partisan gerrymandering; and Until that happens, or every state adopts an independent redistricting commission, neither party is going to (or, frankly, should) unilaterally disarm.

Nothing has killed more soldiers in the history of humanity than disease. While worst is a more complicated question Hegseth is absolutely the dumbest secretary of defense the United States has ever had. bsky.app/profile/ones...

I hope Tim Heidecker keeps Alex Jones locked in the new infowars basement like some kind of Omelas Child misery battery for the benefit of the sandy hook families

Absolutely incredible. NASA Astronaut Reid Wiseman, who commanded Artemis II, took this footage from the far side of the Moon with his iPhone. Watch with sound on.

how is this literally happening in real life

Guy eating a perfect delicious grape: we should step on these with our nasty feet, let the mush ferment, then drink what comes off it

This chair is uncomfortable.

Oh my god indeed

This classic, of course.