curtis sliwa not looking like himself in the nyc debate last night because he isnt wearing his red beret is an enormous endorsement of the power of clark kent's glasses

Do not interact. Do not contribute. This is not Twitter. We do not get baited here, we block here. You hated Twitter, so stop trying to recreate it. Block here are nuclear. Take advantage and subscribe to this list blocking all government accounts in one go. bsky.app/profile/eva....

The Killers would do better on Columbo if they opened with their biggest hits, rather than waiting for him to ask "just one more thing" before finally playing "Mr. Brightside."

Started watching Columbo. This may be the greatest show ever made. My prior Columbo experience outside of pop culture osmosis is Peter Falk in Wings Of Desire. Wenders told us the truth: he was an angel.

I have the soul of a poet and the hands of a man who got into something sticky

vampire girl and werewolf girl who get their fangs caught together in a sloppy makeout sesh

Fascists in 2024: Ah ha ha!! Run to Bluesky, you pussies! Twitter is OURS now. Fascists in 2025: it appears I have misunderstood how much I need attention

wait okay 👻HALLOWEEN GAME👻 please design a three-room “terrifying to you personally” haunted house 1. real things only 2. SCARY not GROSS please 3. incorporating Trump is not forbidden but IS playing on the lowest difficulty setting I’m opening replies and quotes, don’t make me regret it!!

This is horrifying, but I’m glad the Wikipedians are safe. It could have been far worse, given that the MAGA fascists have been trying to incite violence against Wikipedia editors, and trumpists are defenders of pedophiles like the gunman. gothamist.com/news/gunman-...

My friend Andrew Lih @fuzheado.bsky.social is a freakin hero. A gunman came into his Wikipedia event, and he grabbed and disarmed him. Thanks to him and another brave volunteer, no one was hurt—not even the gunman. Now let’s ask why we accept a society where this can happen at any large gathering.

Sleep is a biological necessity, and sleep deprivation has real physical, psychological, and social consequences that need to be taken seriously. The way our society treats it as slothful to sleep according to natural rhythms (including midday naps and variant chronotypes like night owls) is evil.

Also remember there is no algorithm here. Your quote-posts to dunk on them are helping them out when they can't game the system like they do on other platforms. Don't make their jobs easier for them. Just block and move on.

You are actually allowed to protect your peace.

Same, same I am also delighted that Star Trek: Deep Space Nine predicted Ohtani, including that he'd be Japanese and born in the 90s: memory-alpha.fandom.com/wiki/Buck_Bo...

important to recognize we are currently watching the greatest baseball player who ever lived smack in the middle of his prime and we should enjoy every second of it there have been people who are better at hitting and people who are better at pitching but not together, not like this

honestly would love to know where this idea that general strikes are the only effective/valid form of protest comes from. seems to have spread online in the last year or so (noticeably nobody was arguing that you shouldn't go to Gaza protests because they weren't general strikes)

If we are living though another Gilded Age I demand trains dammit

The reason they're coming after this place is because they can't control the people on it and it drives them nuts.

thinking about the guy running the us govt bluesky accounts. thats his friday, trying to troll people on a relatively niche social media site because they won twitter and it made them miserable. catastrophic loser energy

“If you come to any of our protests, it’s a bunch of old grandmas and grandpas and dogs.” They’re teachers, nurses, Mennonites, and Marines. The Trump administration calls them antifa.

Do you think they're selling this home with the furniture? www.zillow.com/homedetails/...

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tonight is the night I became Dale Gribble and blocked the feds

Two tons of bronze ingots, from melting down Charlottesville’s statue of Robert E. Lee, are now on display in the LA Museum of Modern Art “Monuments” exhibit. The @jsaahccville.bsky.social Swords Into Plowshares project will select an artist to use the bronze to create public art for Charlottesville

This is, by the way, a huge sign that Bluesky has the juice. And would be a great time for the team to make sure they’re focused on rock-solid moderation and enabling developers to have a good base for building. Journalists always use these accounts to justify still being on X/Twitter.

You can easily block the official MAGA government accounts here. Do not engage them. Do not give them what they want.

This. Also, I’ve been good. Give me the sequel Conclave: Opus 2 Dei, Gone Tomorrow

The reporting raises that exact question and says that no clear decision has been made yet. The Trump admin is also very likely going to want to keep them away from the press and from lawyers, which they will eventually fail to do, but may delay things for quite some time.

Great tips here, stick with friends, be mindful of surroundings and vibes. Keep it friendly and if vibes shift, you hear screaming and fighting, get out of dodge.

The demo for "This is Fine: MAXIMUM COPE" is available now to try out on Steam Next Fest! It works great on a steam deck, as that's how I've been testing it out! Give a look over! It's legit, I swear!!!!!! store.steampowered.com/app/3229980/...

You do not win public sympathy without images like these and you dont get images like these without profound discipline.

Somehow my Target order for Mystery Science Theater 3000 DVDs got mixed up with a Walmart order of Hallmark tv movies themed on Christmas weddings, K9 dogs, and fashion murders solved by "an American mind doctor."

yeah in case anyone is missing the vibe Opus Dei is evil. Super evil. Super duper evil. And a huge fucking problem for the Catholic Church because they're the hidden cancer that acts like scientology; bugging people, blackmail, huge huge amounts of money, secret practices, ambitious as fuck and...

Samuel Alito preparing to raise absolutely the craziest flag you've ever seen at his Long Beach Island compound.

If I had explain American history in one sentence, I could do worse than "John Brown was hung for treason, but Robert E. Lee was not."

It's called the Zohran special.

I think about this almost every day. The fuckers.

Xylethrus superbus is a fabulous species of orb weaving spider from the Amazon rainforest. While she looks a bit like a strawberry, eating her is not recommended. #Arachtober Cuyabeno Reserve, Ecuador 2022

Just watched the entire Fox interview with Mamdani and holy SHIT he killed it. This level of message discipline, framing the pitch to fit the priors & biases of the target audience, outflanking them on key narratives like mom-and-pop businesses — it is absolutely unbelievable to see this brilliance.

(Cartoon by cassandracalin.com)

kinda want one of these tbh

theatre 🎭 (been watching the muppets show recently)

Learned that an anonymous outside expert on submersibles did an interview with the OceanGate Titan investigation, and they released a transcript, with all the names redacted. The first line of his first answer? "I'm sure you're familiar with my film Titanic."

But remember folks, it’s just TOO DARN COSTLY to pay for your food to not have rat parts.

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