PRO TIP You should keep Imodium in your medicine cabinet. Diarrhea can kill you from loss of fluids. The generic version is fine. However, as with fever, some symptoms are good for you. The extremes are very bad. Fever can kill, but it's trying to kill the germs in you. The shits are trying to...

Taylor Farms grows lettuce in Salinas and Yuma. They also buy from other farms and process produce all over, incl Mexico & Europe. They've caused multiple outbreaks and sell under a variety of brands/labels to consumers and restaurants/food service. They're about a third of entire US salad market.

The creator of Roger Rabbit (who is 85 years old by the way) is a good sort Crossposted with @openvibe.social

Re: cyclospora, Taco Bell having ethics and going "you know what, it's always the fucking lettuce, why don't we just pull that until we know what's going on" resulting in all the outlets going "LETTUCE SOLD AT TACO BELL LINKED TO EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA" is a fantastic way to discourage ethics in future.

These are blueprints for the Penguin Submarine, from the #Batman66 movie. These were shared on the 66 Batman Message Board. We're searching for higher-resolution scans, or better yet, the original documents. Drop us a line if you have any leads!

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The beautiful game. The people’s game. Throughout this World Cup, we have been reminded of a simple truth: football belongs to everyone. So does the joy and community it creates. Yesterday, I joined New Yorkers on Rikers Island to watch England take on Argentina.

If you guessed Taylor Farms you would be right. We all knew it was Taylor Farms. It's ALWAYS Taylor Farms. And they're run by Trumpers so no shit they wanted the FDA gutted. They're always poisoning THE COUNTRY.

"parasite outbreak blamed on taco bell because they're the only company reporting it" feels very "1918 flu blamed on Spain because they're the only country reporting it"

if you think your life is bad always remember that Charles Dickens gaslit his wife and tried to have her committed so he could end the marriage and get with his 18-year old mistress

Wildfire smoke is enveloping NYC, and AQI is over 200, meaning hazardous air quality. Please protect your health and mask up!

The part of the pedicure where they take a cheese grater to my calluses is the absolute best.

Taylor Farms sells all of their pre-made salad mixes at Ralph's and Food 4 Less so if you're in SoCal check your fridge. We had one.

So the brand name you need to be wary of until the recall is complete is Taylor Farms.

After several attempts to claim Grok wasn’t making CSAM and than that they had disabled its ability to do so, xAI now admits it is happening in lawsuits suing users.

Wow. The ICE shooter in Maine asked his ex-wife to "to lie for him and to cover for his character." She said he was abusive and had previously reported concerns about him to his military superiors. He was also a volunteer firefighter, but was removed after several spats with department leadership.

I have encountered landlords that have asked for bank account login credentials. I have encountered others with the moderated stance, upon denial of said credentials, of screenshotting your bank account dashboard. Others moderate further by demanding the two years of pay stubs.

Will point out again that these markets are actually *designed around* insider trading, that's the entire premise. Kalshi defends itself by saying it gives more accurate forecasts than the news; you are only more accurate than the news is you know something other people don't.

I wonder how Mamdani went about fundraising. Because he was also up against a massive money machine set out to demonize him. And also had a large number of supporters with limited funds.

Not that anyone cares but yes this is illegal

For your convenience, the Pride and Prejudice live-posting super-thread 📚

Just on a related note, I'd encourage people to examine whether "oil drilling and trucks are penis and manly, solar and bikes are vagina and gay" are not due to the intrinsic properties of any of these things but because an effort has been made to create these associations via paid propaganda

My day is made. A baby queer came up to me, complimented me on my shirt, and then looked down while blushing and said, "You're just so beautiful."

Watching Event Horizon and nobody ever sends a positive message via chanting Latin, do they? It's never 'we're having a lovely time, smashing the mission objectives!'

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Lots of helpful tips going around and as a Californian I'm throwing in mine: if you're still smelling smoke you're breathing it, use towels to seal up your windows/door jams better, and remember your pets lungs are much smaller than yours and you should limit their activity accordingly

Good morning; please enjoy a teeny tort

have been through a low pass like that by a Hornet. thankfully not with sand as a factor, and it was planned and expected. this video does not nearly convey how chaotic it is. it feels like you died. those are the only words for it. your body does not know how to process all of the sensory inputs.

I can hear @peter.petermorwood.com muttering at this in *fury* from right over in the Afterlife. "*No* sane pilot should ever pull a stunt like that! Stupid reckless fucker should be cashiered." (And there weren't many things that could get P. to drop the F-bomb, but this kind of thing was one.) 😡

Folks, did you hear the cast of Jackass is getting together for one last stunt? No, no, it’s true. They’re gonna eat a salad.

The historic ‘Gold Medal Flour’ sign, Minneapolis, Minnesota.The current temperature is 87°F with a heat index of 90°F and an air quality index of 287, in the “very unhealthy” range. Carbon dioxide emissions from human combustion of hydrocarbons is a primary driver of climate change.

Honestly, we are running out of euphemistic descriptions of assassins (The Accountant, The Beekeeper, The Cleaner, The Mechanic) so fast that, fuck it, pretty soon we may actually get The Obituary Writer.

We love to see it

Because shipping stuff to customers ain’t hard enough, I guess

The CDC is so underfunded now that it's like: "Just remove the three outer layers of lettuce, so you don't consume any feces, then wash each interior leaf individually, so you remove any hidden feces. Good luck!"

The whole internet loves The Meme Movie, a lovely low budget movie based on your favorite online content! *5 seconds later* We regret to inform you that your favorite online content is property of Comcast Sony Walt Disney Corporation. you have 24 hrs to remove it from the internet or face litigation

also everything smelled like absolute trash, including people🫠 the de-smokingification of public places is one of the best things that’s happened in my lifetime. I really hope we don’t creep backwards more than we already have.

It’s so important to remind people that we can do good smart things that help and don’t hurt.

NYC: Emergency officials say air quality has reached unhealthy levels in parts of the city. Experts we spoke to say the wildfire smoke from the Canadian border could become thicker and move closer to the ground through Thursday. Here's how to stay safe: THREAD

Hey, New Yorkers: Mayor Mamdani is recreating the city's digital service, after Mayor Adams destroyed it. They're hiring devs, designers, and product folks to work on-site in Brooklyn, starting now. You don't even have to be a city resident. Get on it!

Christopher Nolan has done some of us a great service by making a movie that has become a heat sink for all the illiterate chud rage grifters who usually spend all day talking about videogame bustlines

Shigella causes dysentery, so we're going to have folks out here suffering from shit that killed ye olde kings and queens and was a menace in Oregon Trail.

not being able to move on from a fandom is stunted growth. fandom has gotten weirdly reactionary about this but it’s true. if you can’t let go of characters created by someone suing amnesty international for identifying her as a bigot and need to be told that’s just fine you are not a serious person

*glares at Baroness* “I bet she smells like fucked buttholes” youtu.be/aJ5-LWvXSrs?...

This is the correct take. The image is the cover of Rollingstone with Charlie XCX and a cigarette in her mouth.

This movie is for guys who wear shirts that say Never underestimate A PROUD AMERICAN WELDER with ANGER ISSUES who was born in FEBRUARY and will STRAIGHT UP MURDER to protect his daughter

are young people today aware that there was an active effort 20-25 years ago to stop depicting smoking as cool and glamorous because people got tired of watching their loved ones die of cancer and heart disease from something preventable? seems like classic history repeating itself stuff

Toronto air quality plummets to 1990s bingo hall levels

#StevenUniverse #Peridot