When I was a kid and was watching cartoons, I always thought it was ridiculous how Villains could just walk around without immediately being put into jail. Then, I look at today's presidency and law enforcement.

I don't think American Jewish institutions like the ADL and the AJC have fully reckoned with how their behavior during the Zohran Mamdani mayoral election is going to prove to be the kind of generational mistake that will place American Jews in greater danger for years to come.

Yes. De-twink them.

new hat/life motto just dropped

Timothée Chalamet talks a big game for the third best Willie Wonka

I have a multi-years long bit about asking if the wifi is too damp.

Remember a few years ago the anonymous open letter from Pixar employees that said this happens to their work ALL the time. And now the CCO just says it outright.

Gavin Newsom, Kristi Noem Nod Silently To Each Other In Plastic Surgeon’s Office

Every AI idiot will say something so utterly stupid and beyond the previous scope of stupidity and then turn around with a smirk and go, "Guess I made the LOSERS mad" while turning off the replies. I hope they all rot.

I give up, Claude is conscious. Ergo AI developers must face imprisonment or execution for performing medical experiments on their living slave.

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This is such a nonsensical post overall (you miss... the last day of winter break? what?), but mostly I am just thinking about how conservatives are the ones defunding parks, playgrounds, and schools, so they really have no one to blame but themselves here.

These asshole twerps with no brains or education from DOGE really did use ChatGPT to find NEH grants to terminate ILLEGALLY - ruining hundreds lives and destroying hundreds of the greatest humanities projects and partnerships of our time. I’m overwhelmed with rage and anger all over again.

…I've said it so many fucking times, now, but I'll say it again, that it's really fucking messed up that all of these conversations seek to apply to fucking LLMs a standard of personhood we still don't consistently and meaningfully apply to other fucking humans.

yea

See y’all at #AEWcollision tonight.

Rebecca Heineman will posthumously receive the Ambassador Award at the GDC Awards. A games industry legend - first ever game tournament champion in 1980, Interplay co-founder, Bard's Tale 3 designer, worked on the PSP, PS4, Xbox360, many ports... 👏 (Read more at GamesIndustry)

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Too bad we're rolling with it. 😼

I happened to be in downtown SF today, so I tried stopping by the Superhuman AI office to ask about the AI “editor” based on me. Unfortunately just got a very nice office manager who said no one was in. Lots of games people in Grammarly’s pool too besides me…

If I had a nickel for every time NetEase fucked over a Japanese studio I'd have 2 nickels. Which isn't a lot but it's weird that it happened twice.

My iPad is from 2018 and crashes to 0% battery when not plugged in. But it still works perfectly fine. I *only* use it for drawing. I would get a newer one but the 12.9" screen is the perfect size and the newer ones are 11" or 13"... with 13" being most expensive. But I could try an older model?

The Costco Connection with Pokemon on the cover looks like a Mystery Dungeon box art piece and now I'm hoping Pokopia isn't a case of "humans turned into Pokemon" thing cuz that would be a very boring twist.

Mayor Dingus. How could you

WaPo: You know all those Evangelicals that are bad at their jobs and commit crimes? Why can't they be on the court?!

Congratulations, WaPo, you did it, you published the worst take

american evangelicals already run everything and what we are seeing right now, including this headline, is them trying to close the gap on the 5% of everything they don't run

Holy fucking shit. 'If Trump says we won then we won' is even further down the hole than the Orwell quote people always dig up about eyes and ears. He attacked Iran so he could win another fake award. That's it. That's the whole thing. That's wild

Tuna haters get bent. If tuna salad has a thousand fans I am one of them. If tuna salad has one hundred fans I am one of them. If tuna salad has one fan it is me. If tuna salad has no fans I am dead.

It me

Why are cable companies just so damn unreliable when it comes to sending a tech? Like, it’s universal. Every one of them is like this.

kristi noem lost her job and got sued by nintendo in the same week. rough

Nintendo suing US government over tariffs aftermath.site/nintendo-tarif...

Dolly Parton is literally the only good billionaire and proof we don't just actively hate people with money simply for having it. We hate you because you're all fucking monsters.

This is why @adultswimcentral.com is GOATed for using real furries with real fursuits in their productions (yes, that is actually me in my old fursuit, 2014) #FursuitFriday

Screaming

Me: Let's make my physical appointment. Kaiser Online: Does April 2 at 3pm work? Me: ...No??? Is there anything else? Kaiser: No. April 2 is the latest we have. You can do a video appointment this month through April 2. Me: Can I ju- Kaiser: This function is unavailable right now.

I have reversed my childhood position on this issue and now believe we did not bully nerds nearly enough.

I cannot recommend Majuular content enough but the Ultima VIII video is PEAK, "Oh EA has ALWAYS been like this huh?"

The fuck you mean? Put the money in the bag.

Oh, okay, then go to prison. Malfeasance, fraud by deception, embezzlement, a dash of contempt for having the temerity... the list is endless really. Do not pass go, do not collect $200, go directly to jail. 🤷🏿‍♂️

what the fuck are we doing www.wsj.com/business/med...

Absolutely devastated to have to deliver this news. I have loved working at BuzzFeed so much but I have to stand up for what I believe in. Please DO NOT send hate to anyone! If anything changes regarding this, I will let you know.

Hershey’s Snack Barz (2004-circa 2009): A line of snack bars (z) that consisted of rice krispie treat-type cereal bars, each with a filling and coating based on a Hershey's candy bar. The "original" is pictured here, with a milk chocolate creme filling and coating. See 🧵for more!

I know it's easy to dunk on how much Trump projects but, "People think about being attacked all the time" is just fully him projecting. I wonder if it was Miller or Vought who told him Iran was trying to get him.

walking around the house by myself in my slippers and no shirt with a cup of decaf, screaming along to manowar (warriors of the world except I replace 'brother' with 'siblings' because of woke), raising my fist to the sky and then pointing at my dog rarely have I felt so much like an unemployed dad

Even when criticizing Kristi Noem, Maura Healey can't help but reveal her inner cop. www.wgbh.org/news/nationa...