I had to briefly move him off the bed to change the sheets and when I brought him back in he immediately walked over and bit me

little guy is having a bad day, call that a Shivan Grumpus

Capitalism is incredible. Sorry, former teacher, your retirement fund is gone because 5 guys who've collectively never worked a full hour told the banks to put all the money in the country into virtual girlfriend futures

what's zohran mamdani's plan for stopping bald fraud paul levesque's terrible booking?

"Dasha got dropped by Gersh," I say to the elerly woman sitting next to me on the bus. "Can you believe that?" She empties an entire can of mace directly into my face instantly.

there's a moment in PARADISE LOST where Satan arrives in Eden and realizes Hell isn't a place; it's a thing he carries within him and it'll follow him wherever he goes. and i think about that when i see these awful rich men whose monstrous wealth has enriched them not at all

The pope has spoke to God and God clarified the whole transsexual matter as “basically pretty much cool except for the…the femboy thing”

every trans person needs a minimum of one very offline rather unpolitical cis friend who they can talk to at least once every few months to keep them from going insane by reminding them what the other 99% of earth’s population is like

why do we allow private equity in our society? it's obviously bad for everyone in the world except the people doing it. it should be illegal like fraud

"babies are born worshipping unknown gods" is one of the most incredible dwarf fortress bugs i have heard of. its poetry.

Remember when they said the reason they caved in March was so they could get a better deal in September lmao

dems honestly should not wait till the midterms to dump their shitty congressional leadership

I think a number of press outlets badly want there to be a groundswell of anti-trans feeling, because the ownership/senior editorial of those papers have absolutely cooked their own brains on transphobia. It seems to be largely an elite psychosis!

I feel like we have the opportunity to turn David Lynch's quote into this moment's "Keep Calm and Carry On" and it's a far better rallying cry too.

The world’s first trillionaire initiated a move that has left more than half a million people dead, most of whom are children.

Chatbots — LLMs — do not know facts and are not designed to be able to accurately answer factual questions. They are designed to find and mimic patterns of words, probabilistically. When they’re “right” it’s because correct things are often written down, so those patterns are frequent. That’s all.

I'm still thinking about the absolutely wild intro to this LeBron fancam I found last night

At the risk of sounding petty, calls for Democratic unity going forward are all well and good, but let’s not forget that the reason Cuomo ran against Mamdani in the first place was a last-ditch effort by the New York Democratic Party to ratfuck their duly elected nominee.

this is an obvious overcorrection that misleads the polling data and will lead to disaster in the Heartland. the results of tonight show that the Democrats should moderate: adopting two or at most three of the five pillars of Islam

TRANS RIGHTS ARE A WINNING POLITICAL ISSUE Every single centrist claiming we must all compromise our bodily autonomy for their personal comfort is a traitor to American democracy & rational human decency. They have no place in a modern Democratic Party, toss them out. Total liberation for all.

the mtg/linguistics/trans nerds have translated "death before detransition" into phyrexian.

We need to address the fact that the LAPD - which is not ICE and at least nominally under the control of a liberal Democrat -- is violent and out of control and violating human rights just like the feds are

Witch Rosalina🎃🪄✨

Go fuck yourself

Wait did you guys know i love James Harden

im a woman possessed

Ok in fairness to the media, "Man has extremely normal life experience, yet wants to become mayor of New York City, a job fit only for madmen and sex offenders" kinda is a story

Joel Embiid, not Shohei or Wemby, should be the official athlete of Bluesky: •alt. annoying/funny asl •great at job •doesn’t like work •when working, will give 110%. Usually. •will def complain about working •no one understands his sarcasm •bad at proportional responses •30-something Philadelphian

This Sixers team is so insanely fun. Absolutely no quit in them. What a start to this season.

NEW @phlysports.bsky.social It's not too early to get irrationally excited about VJ and Maxey. It's not worth holding onto old Sixers baggage. A pitch to take this start at face value and throw yourself into the Sixers again: allphly.com/maybe-this-i...

there has never been a presidency that has spent more time on LGBTQ issues as this Trump administration. they are wholly obsessed with queer people. the time/effort on LGBTQ issues is coming 97% from the right. i'm so fucking tired of the gaslighting on this. why does everyone have this backwards?

I don't think this guy should be mayor but he should be elected something. give him an office and just let him say shit all day

imagine Hades but with biblical lore, receiving fire boons from Joan of Arc & flirting with Mary Magdalene

Spooky month

They should invent a way for women to have gay sex with men

it's not FOR us

Trans polycules are bringing back the nuclear family in a big way. They even have the dog.

It’s wild how much hate people get for pointing out that Taylor Swift’s mass market lyricism and artistry about white heterosexual womanhood do in fact reflect and contribute to the sociopolitical culture we all share. Certain types of fandom are actively hostile to cultural critique!

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Halimede substack is a recession indicator btw

The bees have discovered Brutalism

The rebranding of reactionary gender and biological essentialism as “heterodox and challenging ideas to which liberal students must be exposed” is one of the greatest achievements of our stupid era. Congratulations to the reactionary centrists who helped make it happen - you dupes, you utter dolts.

never forget what woke took from us

my mom took tylenol and now i'm a beautiful woman

me: i worry the internet has made each of us feel like a pundit, like we must triangulate opinions to match some imagined consensus rather than behaving as one singular constituent, speaking and voting based on our own beliefs and counting on others to do the same my son, holding an apple: bapple

Twin Peaks: Shelly Johnson with a gun.

The shape of politics in the US right now is increasingly that the media, political and economic elites are allied with the Trump regime against the actual people of the country who hate it

ready for 5 more years of three houses discourse