"Blue" state Massachusetts is using a stacked "antisemitism" commission to join the Trump administration in suppressing criticism of Israel and its genocide and ethnic cleansing. Governor Healey should be ashamed. jewishjournal.org/2025/10/03/p...

Three weeks into round two of trigeminal neuralgia with nearly no PTO left as a result of the last episode… I nearly cried, I wanted to go back to bed so badly this morning.

@warren.senate.gov @markey.senate.gov come on y’all

People are making Rapture jokes like there's no tomorrow

It's weird how Tylenol caused autism (first diagnosed in 1943) before it was even invented (1955). What a clever drug.

if you’re in line to get raptured, STAY IN LINE

dudes rock

Oh how I just gasped.

Made a “quick trip” to the bookstore. No such thing. First, even if I know what I’m getting, there are *other books* and no way to not look at them. Second, I left my phone, with the info for one of them, on my desk so I had to try to describe it without the exact title or author—and they found it!

If someone’s not mourning the death of Robert Redford in a manner that’s consistent with your views, make sure you set up a database, call their employer, and get them fired.

Trump: everyone in the US died from drugs last week Reporter: [nods] Trump: so we must murder on the high seas Reporter: [nods] Trump: I caught Trix rabbit once Reporter: [nods] Trump: the cock on that bunny Reporter: [nods] Trump: bigger than you think Headline: Trump Policy Seeks To Save Lives

Discworld QOTD, from Maskerade

Please get off of substack so I and many others can subscribe to your writing, boost your links, etc. I don’t get on mailing lists run by white supremacist platforms & I don’t post/repost/boost them either.

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reposting this with the full tweet celebrating Charlie Kirk's commitment to "spirited discourse" and "good-faith debate" the newsom-can-gfh still obtains

Fuck them all.

Heathcliff, it's me, I'm Cathy I've come home, I'm so cold Let me in your window...

What works (sometimes, and with more or less lasting effects depending on a lot of factors): Helping people What NEVER works: Punishing people for needing help (A large number of my community mental health clients are unhoused, have substance issues, criminal hx, etc. All human and deserving.)

If you are okay with this, if you think this is justified, if you think people living on the street have brought this upon themselves, if you think this is good leadership, you may be able to fool yourself that you care about others but you don’t fool me

New Pen Brings Fleeting Moment Of Satisfaction To Local Man https://theonion.com/new-pen-brings-fleeting-moment-of-satisfaction-to-local-1819564821/

i wish the US was able to do a "no confidence" vote for the president. it really seems like there should be something built in to remove tyrants. you'd think the founders would've accounted for that.

The 1975-‘76 Chicago Blackhawks face off against a gaggle of Sesame Street Muppets in this 16mm film from the Koza Collection. A dry commentator narrates the action, repeatedly attributing Grover’s puck handling skills to Oscar the Grouch. More: collections.chicagofilmarchives.org/Detail/objec...

Meanwhile in Orlando ... no shortage of chalk, or gumption.

Tim Walz : trans rights are human rights JB Pritzker : we’re taking names of all you fuckers and coming after you Gavin Newsom : lol my pr firm made another meme while i guest starred on another right wing podcast

You fuckers whining about trying to write a paper for school when you have access to the ENTIRE INTERNET in your pocket? ALL WE HAD WAS THE LIBRARY AND ENCYCLOPEDIAS, MOTHERFUCKER. AND GOOD LUCK AFFORDING AN ELECTRIC TYPEWRITER, MUCH LESS A WORD PROCESSOR. But oh no you need "AI" you weaklings

was just told by a doctor that I need to "limit and reduce stress" in my life but then he refused to put me in a medically induced coma -- pick a side, man

I fixed the Cracker Barrel logo if anyone is interested! #illustration #branding

so close! that is a field

MCA: when I rock the mic it's such a Beastie Boys: THRILL Ad-Rock: we hate J K Rowling and Beastie Boys: WISH HER ILL

duh i'm Magritte i can't paint faces for shit duhhh

Man, I just read a quote from Carrie Fisher that's going to be burned into my brain forever. "Things are getting worse faster than we can lower our standards."

Massive insomnia last night until around 5 am, up before 7, and then I agreed to sub for a 7 pm yoga class after a 10-hour workday. My strategy to get through today seems to be to eat lots of cookies, so we’ll see how that goes.

NOT NOW, RADIOACTIVE WASPS! ☢️🐝

There is absolutely no excuse for any Democrat asked about trans athletes to ever respond with anything but “why are you wasting my time asking about FEWER THAN FIFTEEN CHILDREN AND YOUNG ADULTS IN THE ENTIRE COUNTRY WHO WANT TO PLAY GAMES WITH THEIR FRIENDS. What is wrong with you?”

oh no we might have to toss Clinton in the trash along with Trump oh no don’t do it that would be tragic

Ozzy Osbourne visited my magic shop. He said he'd like to buy some stink bombs. How many? All of them. I had to go through drawers finding every last one. He bought 900 of them. To sign the credit card slip I handed him a shock pen, which he thought was hilarious and bought that too. RIP

Federal funding is gone. But we're not going anywhere.

If you can tolerate genocide but not a bake sale, or if you are using fake antisemitism to distract from real atrocity and obfuscate real, dangerous antisemitism, and if you are pretending to do so on my behalf, then this Jew says bite me (and please donate to World Central Kitchen if you can).

“Whether one really loves God can be determined by the love borne toward others.” Rabbi Levi Yitzhak of Berditchev

Untreated "melancholics" clear up in 5 months Apparently depression will go away in 5 months and medication just shortens that

This sounds like someone who has never experienced actual depression or been through it with someone close to them (or experienced effective treatment). (Not Dr. Gunter, the person she is citing.)

Oh for the love of

There is no way to justify this. I am a Jew in gun violence prevention. Reading a headline about Jews shooting people who are just trying to access food makes my heart scream. How can anyone justify this? www.washingtonpost.com/world/2025/0...

Friend: hey check out this good night Me: *already going gently into it* Friend: haha I don’t think you’re supposed to do that

I am skipping a thing I know I would enjoy because anxiety is ⬆️ right now and I need to bring it back down and I was getting tied in knots trying to decide whether or not to go. Seeing some posts about it gives me that little fomo pang but I know I need some solitude to re-regulate. Brains!!🧠