the hungry observatory

if you cowardly try to sacrifice your friend, NPS will simply send a second bear

YOU’RE LISTENING TO SISYPHUS FM, THE HOME OF NON-STOP ROCK

Also (sorry, but honestly) if I had to make a list of places cis men couldn't go to because a cis man had made a women "uncomfortable" there, it would be very long and there would be literally nowhere for men to go.

I INSTALLED “LINUX”. BECAUSE WINDOWS IS FOR MEN WHO ASK PERMISSION TO EXIST. I CRUSHED THE INSTALLER WITH MY BARE HANDS AND NOW THE TERMINAL CALLS ME “SIR” BUT MY KERNEL KEEPS PANICKING. WHAT COMMAND MAKES THE COMPUTER SUBMIT COMPLETELY? I REFUSE TO GOOGLE

Do we have to do this

Dozens of empty Waymos invaded an Atlanta neighborhood and circled a cul-de-sac for hours with no passengers www.wsbtv.com/news/local/a...

Does that include the £5mn?

[marketing meeting] AD EXEC: We know you love "Death Star" but we wanted to toss out the idea of- WELCOME STAR! DARTH VADER: *breathes AD EXEC: Focus groups really responded positively to Welcome Star DARTH VADER: *breathes AD EXEC: Don't get us wrong, Death Star is still very much in the mix

wandering the Sonora desert in a carefree fashion like

Meta AI stays asking the tough questions everyone had on their mind

ranch for poorly drawn horses

ME: (texting my gen z coworker as our cfo struggles to figure out how to screenshare) get a load of this boomer GEN Z COWORKER: (quickly clicking over from the other group chat where they're roasting the huge gob of blue cheese dressing that's been dripping down my chin all meeting) haha totally

this would fix the website

Hadn't appreciated before how the Nixon White House nailed the whole Wes Anderson aesthetic

I can't believe they got this interview with the walrus

Have learned that my fellows do not know the tiger poem so here it is for you

I am absolutely shite at recognising when someone is flirting with me. Like, comically bad at it. My mates would mock me about it. But something happened today that made me so happy. 1/?

This tweet is highly defamatory and Martina Navratilova should be fired from BBC Sport for it. It demonstrates an horrendous level of hatred for a trans woman (who was cleared of all wrongdoing in a recent tribunal) because she is a trans woman.

Reports of a third attempted arson attack on Jewish targets in North London this week. It's getting really scary and more people need to start taking it seriously.

i hope the white house sends vance to campaign for Reform in britain

In Turkey, an elderly man who earns his living by shining shoes is visited every morning at the same time by a cat that asks to have its fur brushed. The man never turns down this little friend.😍👍💙

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ladies and gentlemen the bee gees

Sir, a second bird is at the feeder

ooh decisions decisions

They should put a monkey on the £50 note and a pony on the £10 note to confuse the hell out cockneys.

So Philip Glass just joined TikTok. He only has like 4 posts and they’re simply him in what I assume is his living room playing the piano. First comment on one I saw was “your piano is too close to the fireplace, you’ll dry it out” and if that’s not the internet in a nutshell I don’t know what is.

The tyranny of targets timharford.com/2026/03/the-...

Please don't post photos of dead children, or videos of dead children, or yell DONT LOOK AWAY. You are sick. Log off. Touch grass. You have PTSD and are inflicting it on us all. If you are not in media/ a conflict researcher/ etc you do NOT need to consume Horrors. Blocking lots right now.

Oh, the grand old duke of york He ██████████████████ He ██████████████████ And he ██████████████████

Just been made aware of Haiti's winter Olympics get-up. That skirt looks warm, has good pockets, and has a massive horse on it. DING DING DING.

Alexander Skarsgård is big guy hardware running freaky little guy software

Catherine O’Hara didn’t steal scenes she just showed up and ownership automatically defaulted to her

IMO, this is by far the best 80s John Hughes teen flick, and he didn’t even direct it. The one film that still works from that small canon - thanks to Molly Ringwald digging her heels in and getting her man - and unlike the Breakfast Club, your kids might even understand it. A damn good Prom Com.

Quite glad that the big story in British politics is whether Andy Burnham will apply to stand in a by-election and not people being gunned down by state militias. Solidarity with Minnesotans resisting this barbarity.

For Jim Moir/Vic Reeves' birthday, a reminder it's thirty years this year since this advert.

I love Stephen. The face of a doomed WW1 officer and the wardrobe of John Travolta. #thetraitors

Trump in Davos, Switzerland: "Without us, right now you'd all be speaking German". German is the main language of Switzerland.

was briefly so excited reading this until I realised he meant Davos

What Europe could do is threaten to boycott the World Cup. It won't. But that might actually work. Trump wants his big show.

If you are anxious and sad about the state of the world, that's fine, and there are plenty of strategies for dealing with that. But I think you already know that drive-by online dooming isn't a strategy. It's selfish and adolescent. It's a contagion that only spreads the worst of you, not the best.

Perfect winter walk in Delamere Forest

Things are awful, so a little treat for the real Crush-Heads. It is now eleven years since I got this printed in the Metro.