Cardinal Passed Over For Pope Devoted Life To God For Nothing https://theonion.com/cardinal-passed-over-for-pope-devoted-life-to-god-for-nothing/

Got to eat at my fav diner in NH

Love my iPod and iPod deck

This UVA game calls for Special Teams

file under: hate to say I told you so newrepublic.com/article/2042...

Found a bookstore that stocks your novels

I’m calling it: the Norman Rockwell meme IS PLAYED OUT. Leave it behind in 2025

Post a perfect album from the 90s, etc

Just to be clear, I love these kids and their plan-making

Just got my first “I was admitted to UVA for fall 2026 will these credits transfer” email of the season, shehechyanu

We escaped the house

Feels like not enough people are connecting the recent discourse about the "male loneliness epidemic" with the fact that we spent years before this telling cisgender heterosexual men that the worst place you could be was the "friend zone."

Something does not magically become a martini just because you put it in a martini glass, respect the genre

Self-care was a concept invented by marketers to make women feel bad about themselves

‘How Different Could Purified And Distilled Water Really Be?’ Thinks Humidifier Owner About To Enter World Of Shit https://theonion.com/how-different-could-purified-and-distilled-water-really-be-thinks-humidifier-owner-about-to-enter-world-of-shit/

Anyway. They spent the last decade telling us STEM degrees were the future and the Humanities were worthless then they spent hundreds of billions of dollars to build a glitchy Humanities robot.

Think Tank Called ‘The Himmler Institute’ Assures Nation This All Legal https://theonion.com/think-tank-called-the-himmler-institute-assures-nation-this-all-legal/

I've been thinking about this sign for 6 months. a phrase I'll treasure forever. a metaphor with boundless potential

Petition to retire the phrase “outside the box” for ever evermore

Nobody start claiming that 2026 is gonna be "your year." We're gonna walk in and do what we gotta do. Don't touch nothing and don't ask for shit or you're getting jumped when we get in the parking lot.

I don’t understand, is Beth the name of the vacuum cleaner

Pope Leo said in a Christmas Eve sermon that the story of Jesus being born in a stable because there was no room at an inn should remind Christians that refusing to help the poor and strangers today is tantamount to rejecting God himself. For @reuters.com

Happy Christmas everyone

Have convinced my father in law about the great health benefits of taking gummies to dissociate, merry Christmas to all

In general I feel like if you have had. Guggenheim and a staff writer position , you shouldn’t complain about missing out on elite opportunities

The statistic was quietly posted online in a department report in recent days.

Terminal A in Dulles is a ghost town

In 2023 I became obsessed with videos of dads in cargo shortswaiting in parking lots during Taylor Swift's Eras Tour. So when she came to town, I grabbed a camera and headed down to talk to them. I thought it'd be funny. It turned out to be something else entirely.

Has anyone written an ethnographical or sociological analysis of LinkedIn? I’m really fascinated by LinkedIn culture

Have been rewatching Mad Men and I just freaking love Lane Price

All the Odyssey movie “inaccurate” versus “who cares” arguments are both fun and exhausting. But the trailer shows them rowing a clinker built Viking ship. That is like depicting Columbus crossing the Atlantic in a Chinese junk.

SCOTUS tells Trump no on deployment of Illinois Nat’l Guard, finding a valid exception to the Posse Comitatus Act doesn’t exist. Huge loss for the Trump Administration. s3.documentcloud.org/documents/26...

uh www.justice.gov/epstein/file...

Mazels to @sarahbond.bsky.social with her sparkle motion!

Famous New Yorker Bernie Sanders

My December bill was extremely high

My OOO is on, see you in 2026, wahoos

Are we sure I’m not the tenth president

I’m repeating the computer!

Wahoowanukkah

Join us in Williamsburg, VA for the 79th ACL Institute! Hosted by W&M Classics, with in-person + virtual sessions. Date for proposals: Pre-Institute workshops due Dec 15, 2025; Institute sessions due Jan 11, 2026. Details + links: https://www.aclclassics.org/ACL-Institute/ACL-Institute-2026

It’s the “season of love and giving”…but this year, doesn’t it seem more like a “season of fear and taking”? Like many of you, I’ve been saddened by the human impact of draconian government budget cuts and how angry many housed Americans are at unhoused Americans. 🧵 1 of 9

I love my white box, I have so many colorful things that I put in it!

Game designer: After lots of hard work we’re proud to announce we’ve created the Wheel of Saṃsāra from the ancient Buddhist classic Don’t Get Trapped in the Wheel of Saṃsāra

Study Finds Link Between Red Wine, Letting Mother Know What You Really Think https://theonion.com/study-finds-link-between-red-wine-letting-mother-know-1819570397/

Call this file “article cast offs” and then promptly save it to a piece of technology that will go obsolete a year later

It was such a joy to celebrate Hanukkah with Mandy, Kathryn and their son, Gideon. As Jewish New Yorkers across our city prepare to light candles and mark the seventh night today, I wish you and your families a Hanukkah full of light and love. youtu.be/KIxAKyioXng