Happy Gary Retrograde everyone! The next two weeks are the only two weeks out of the year when Gary Numan is older than Gary Oldman

christians looking for jesus in every war we start, every missile we fire, every conquering despot we crown, and never in the one place jesus promised he could be found: among the poor, the starving, the oppressed.

you do not need to wait for jesus to “come back.” dig through the rubble of any bombed out apartment complex, office building or, yes, girls’ school, and you’ll find him there, covered in dust.

The martial arts scenes in It’s A Wonderful Life were a key influence on The Matrix

MANDATORY TIMELINE CLEANSE

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Everybody was haiku writing -- those poets were fast as lightning

Glob-glob! Absolutely magical sea anemone larva (about 7 mm) from The Lombok Strait, Indonesia 🇮🇩

People don’t “identify as trans or queer” they ARE those things. Pronouns generally aren’t “preferred” those are just the pronouns of that person. Waffling language leads to thinking these things are optional, not factual.

Yub Nub, She Wrote

I’m gonna salute every snowplow that passes me.

i see many of you are posting about the differences between various text based social media platforms. might i interest you in eating ten marshmallows instead

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So much has been said and written about how adrift, alienated and isolated young men are, people have made wildly lucrative careers off talking about this problem and offering advice. this video tells young men more in a few seconds than what they get from hours of self help gurus

just told my wife that "Carl Orff was in his bag" and now we're wondering if anyone's ever said that sentence before

The wonderful thing about Tyggers Is Tyggers are burning bright Their tops are made out of rubber In the forest of the night What bouncy, trouncy, flouncy, pouncy, Immortal hand or eye Did frame the most wonderful thing about Tyggers, Their fearful symmetry!

My theory remains that the public only cares about immigration because Rupert Murdoch cares about immigration and if he didn’t run the immigrant crime family of networks and newspapers people would rightly look at you like you’re crazy if you said the US should treat its border like the Berlin Wall

You deserve access to abortion care if you are pregnant and do not want to be. Full stop. Your reasons are your reasons and they are good enough. Abortion is healthcare and everyone deserves healthcare access.

this rules

congrats to Olympic gold medalist Birk Ruud. and congrats also to Mac Forehand

The French duo is ice dancing to Blue by Eiffel 65, transitioning into Daft Punk. We're going to live forever.

gatorade is owned by pepsico but it's the coca cola of the sports drink market. powerade in turn is owned by coca cola, but it's unquestionably the pepsi of sports drinks. this should be plainly obvious to all

stop posting “nothing is ever going to change” yes it is literally everything is changing all the time, are you stupid

This is really incredible. Well worth a watch.

there’s no way to stop my singing in this world but to cut my throat. And when that’s done, ten to one I sing ye the doxology for a wind-up

Ive watched this about 100 times. This is why the internet was invented. Right here. Peak content.

'measles outbreak at the child prison' seems entirely avoidable, it's really the kind of thing that only happens if you do several unthinkably evil things on purpose all at once

I am a flaming hydra subscriber and you can too

I always find it tremendously helpful to talk to the bison in Golden Gate Park

hobbit who loves to argue: I will die under this hill

five concerts I've seen with women lead singers: St. Vincent boygenius Mavis Staples Ratboys Jenny Lewis

"as pygges had wrasteled in it"

A Black-capped Chickadee showcasing winter fashion by donning a snowflake accessory.

Kneecap please record a song about ICE. Grant us your Republican (Irish, good) courage to throw off the Republican (American, bad) yoke

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A new poem or essay or whatever it is I do up at The Small Bow today, one of the best newsletters Comes a time when the ashtray wants emptying. No one has as of yet codified what number of cigarettes constitutes a full ashtray mind you. It is a matter of art not science. Of individual taste.

I sang this text to the song All I Wanna Do by Sheryl Crow.

I hate when I'm a roguish hero getting into trouble in a crowded tavern and my opponent stands, turns, emerges from shadow, or otherwise reveals himself to be significantly more formidable than I anticipated, to an effect both frightening and humorous

Normal people believe in America despite spending our lives under the boot of flag-waving elites who, it's now clear, do not and have never.

I thought Birk Ruud was a funny name. I was not prepared for Mac Forehand.

if any chicagoans just got a spam text about the hemp ban please know the org is run by a florida maga vivek guy

POH. TAY. TOES. Boil em, mash em, put em in a stew

Never has a bad performance. No one is ever disappointed when Delroy Lindo pops up on screen. Long overdue. Baller time

this is true

You used to be able to "inspect element" in this country. You used to be able to download video

love this for us

Guess you could say the Metaverse Didn’t have legs 😎😎😎