Today, I filed my federal taxes, but as a citizen of DC I face #taxationwithoutrepresentation. DC is not a state so the 700,000 people who live here have no voting representation in Congress. Will you stand with me and demand #DCstatehood now. #LetDCVote #TaxDay @dcvote.bsky.social

Social media apps as Lord of the Rings characters, a thread: Twitter: Twitter is Gollum. Began as a normal halfling. Overexposure to evil left it thin and stretched and bitter.

Yeah, well it's not so great down here either, ABC News.

BTW -- do you have congressional representation? Have you called them today?

I didn't know anything about the Artemis II astronauts a week ago and now I would fight my way into Hell for any of them.

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It is the year 2026 AD. Super hackers have gained illicit backdoor access to the AI Claude through the Chipotle support chat.

Sir, a second bird is at the feeder

Happy Saturday, heretics

This Zoom meeting where I forgot to unmute myself could have been an email where I forgot to include the attachment.

The recipes from Victoria Principal’s diet book, “The Diet Principal,” are frankly upsetting

speak loudly and ask if you can borrow somebody else’s stick

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A lot depends on who we’re sending there and whether there are any plans to bring them back.

Ball two!

If HP or not being influenced by other people is more important to you than the wellbeing of the people JKR is using HP money to harm, that’s a value you hold that you should probably be aware you hold. If that conflicts with your self-image, it’s up to you to figure out which to change.

Lantana blooming sequence 🌱

I remind you - DC has no vote in Congress. So this is just busybodying by members who represent anyone except the residents of DC. This is why nothing short of full statehood for DC will be enough. #FreeDC #TheLastColony #TaxationWithoutRepresentation

*rolling dice* cmon evil curse that ends it all daddy doesnt want to work on monday

erm, are these two things related

I have an Excel joke it's really good most people rate it Oct 10

Well, I captured a Red-tailed Hawk diving right at me this morning on Central Park's Harlem Meer. I'm not sure what it was after--the only thing I could see was a Red-winged Blackbird. But it gave me an image I've never captured before! 😍😍😍 #Hawks #CentralPark #birdsseenin2026

SHOT THROUGH THE HEART AND YOU'RE TO BLAME DARLING YOU GIVE LOVE A

There's a whole lot of people at my office wearing green today and here I thought we were all grown-ass adults.

Never forget: 8 years ago a random person on Craigslist wrote the most effective ad for the Toyota Corolla, ever.

The borg were just a polycule that got a little out of hand.

[Sade voice 🎵]

It’s hard to blame woke DEI when the military is losing a war because of the straits.

one page rpg: winston churchill vs one otter you are winston churchill at 90 years of age, and you have been confronted by a single otter. you have four moves: alcohol, genocide by starvation, speeches, and being mean to guests at dinner. the otter has one move, which is to bite you in the ass

This guy looks like if Cillian Murphy and Zach Woods had a baby and then didn't love it.

I’ve been singing this all day

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Post your favourite "Lord of the Rings" character. Wrong answers only.

Spouse who is an immigration lawyer just got the world’s greatest USPS forever stamps for his mail

If you're doomscrolling, guess what? So far there are 51 kākāpō chicks hatched and thriving this season, the same number of birds as we had in TOTAL in the 90s! Only one chick has died and there are still fertile eggs waiting to hatch!

How do you like THESE apples, Mr. Madame Secretary, Sir?

Ok but why is he bobbing around like that?

THERAPIST: and this one? ME: that looks like you kissing my mum. THERAPIST: what about this one? ME: also kissing my mum. and groping her a little. why are you showing me these? THERAPIST: I thought you'd be happy for us.

OMG

I need someone to make me a "Hamsters" shirt. @standplaatskrk.pl?

I firmly believe that this man’s shirt says “hamsters”

"American innovation" now refers to making a kind of atrocity cronut by combining insider trading with war crimes.

This is what should happen if you honk at a pedestrian in a crosswalk or creep forward while they're crossing

Four years ago Russia began it's full scale invasion of Ukraine. They expected it to fall in days. They were wrong. Long live Ukraine.

Thinking about how the British suffragettes committed hundreds of arsons and bombings for no particular reason at all.

of COURSE there's a technology the left is excited about