David Baumiller
@apolloyorp.bsky.social
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i was attacked for radiohead opinions
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Robby Kalland
24 days ago
2026 Kentucky Derby results: 1. 🐎 2. 🐎 3. 🐎 4. 🐎 5. 🐎 6. 🐎 7. 🐎 8. 🐎 9. 🐎 10. 🐎 11. 🐎 12. 🐎 13. 🐎 14. 🐎 15. 🐎 16. 🐎 17. 🐎 18. 🐎
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Wind turbines and solar panels don't care who controls the Strait of Hormuz
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FreeCandy
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#PensIn7
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about 1 month ago
HANGAR 18 probably would have already showed up in my mentions are flooded with that lol
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Jerry Chen
about 1 month ago
it's 2026. shouldn't we also have womentalists
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Hold, you fuckers. HOLD!
about 1 month ago
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Pat
about 1 month ago
People here are being really shitty, including at fellow journalists who might have been startled just a moment before biting into a big fully dressed hot dog. Journalists who may have reflexively squeezed the bun and sent the sausage sailing across the room into the delicate champagne tower
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Katie Mack
about 1 month ago
Just FYI there’s an account on here called
@redditspaceviewes.bsky.social
(with over 200k followers) that is posting a bunch of AI slop (including a “Saturn polar hexagon” with 8 sides) and claiming it’s NASA imagery. If you see anything posted by them, it’s likely fake.
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about 1 month ago
the answer was cheese
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bakoon
about 1 month ago
if i lived in popeye town and one day i saw a ropy little sailor punch a huge guy so hard his skeleton flew out of his mouth thats the only thing i would talk about for the rest of my life
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Tim Heidecker
about 1 month ago
Hey everybody! I am taking the helm of this classic American institution with
@theonion.com
and want to know what you fine folks would like to see from us.
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Alex Blechman
about 1 month ago
It’s inaccurate to say Mario is brave and Luigi is cowardly Luigi is afraid of death, so he runs away from danger. Mario is afraid of living, so he runs towards death. Both brothers are cowards in their own way
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JosABanks
about 1 month ago
Revive The Pensblog for this Flyera Pens series
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For the life of me, I can't believe this wasn't the end. A thread.
about 1 month ago
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Willow 💧
3 months ago
Repost if your account is a safe space for the trans community. 🏳️⚧️
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Katie Mack
about 2 months ago
During this incredible, unifying moment of inspiring international cooperation and spectacular technological achievement, I would really appreciate it if the US president would stop threatening to murder an entire country with bombs.
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FLAVOR FLAV ⏰
about 2 months ago
Men get emotional about women sports,,, I just try do it in a positive way
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about 2 months ago
every day i wake up and hulk hogan is dead
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about 2 months ago
goddamn interview with Matt Hardy also happy birthday and welcome to the firing squad with me getting mad, bitching, breathing, apologizing
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Kristi Yamaguccimane
about 2 months ago
Byron Noem this, Byron Noem that…if I’m Kristi I’d be byron my husband some big tits and suckin on them thangs, noem sayin?
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Jasmine 🌌🔭
about 2 months ago
jupiter wishes you a very happy trans day of visibility 🏳️⚧️
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Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani
about 2 months ago
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Paul F. Tompkins
about 2 months ago
Happy Trans Day of Visibility! This is the day that trans people disable their cloaking devices for 24 full hours! Good to see you, gang
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We've officially reached "our pets heads are falling off" territory with the Pittsburgh Penguins
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2 months ago
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2 months ago
MENSA stands for MEN of SomethingAwful
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RenderScape
2 months ago
They finally got his cowboy ass
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2 months ago
great song to me is I don’t think they care, which is a Neo-Nazi #DuckDynasty
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slate
about 1 year ago
who was the first person to see a frozen lake and be like “get me my sharpest shoes”
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Kat Abughazaleh
2 months ago
To all of our supporters, donors, and volunteers, I can’t thank you enough. You are the reason we came so far and defied every expectation. Get some rest. We’ll get back to work in the morning. And as always, Fuck Trump. Fuck ICE. Free Palestine.
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I have an Excel joke it's really good most people rate it Oct 10
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2 months ago
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Saavik ‘House of Plague’ Ford
2 months ago
I have a black hole joke but I’m not sure you’d get anything out of it
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Diane ❌👑
3 months ago
Find a No Kings event near you and join with millions across the nation on March 28 to say Hello No to this regime.
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Kat Abughazaleh
2 months ago
where’s my money 😔
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acabylon bee
2 months ago
they're calling the charlie kirk nickel the neckel
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3 months ago
god damnit john popper falling through a window headfirst for $20
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3 months ago
*RIC FLAIR VOICE* STOVE TOP OF MY CHICKEN FAJITAS FUCK YOU CHILIS
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3 months ago
I know there's still some stuff I'd heard in awhile lol
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Uncut Femmes
3 months ago
thinking of boobs wow life is worth living
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Paul F. Tompkins
3 months ago
Just passed a weed store named FlynnStoned and I don’t know what to do with my anger
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unregistered goosecam 2
3 months ago
mr president, you look strong and powerful and important every time you do exactly what zohran mamdani suggests. all of the cool and popular people are saying this
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For some weird reason, "I took my wife and kids with me to the p*do island for lunch" just isn't sitting right with me
3 months ago
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acabylon bee
3 months ago
if you vote for gavin newsom over aoc you are a racist and a sexist
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acabylon bee
3 months ago
this was a joke. you'd be racist to vote for gavin newsom no matter who he's running against
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Me talking to Bad Bunny last Saturday: "Oh you say you love the Western Hemisphere? Name every country between Longitudes 20° W and 160° E!"
4 months ago
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Acyn
4 months ago
Child at the podium: “A woo woo woo.” Mamdani: That’s how I felt when we came up with this plan. Together, we will expand the idea of what is possible in our city—and what sounds and noises we can make at a press conference.
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Jerry Chen
4 months ago
"you can't just make up quotes to reply to" you'd be surprised
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AskHistorians
4 months ago
Please make it your new resolution to visit AskHistorians once a week, because we've never been this invested in overtaking another community.
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Stacy W
4 months ago
I’m old and have a lot less at stake than many people. If I get arrested, I won’t lose my pension. If I get shot, I’ll lose 10-20 years of arthritis getting worse and worse. I have no reason not to rouse a little rabble.
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