i was attacked for radiohead opinions

2026 Kentucky Derby results: 1. 🐎 2. 🐎 3. 🐎 4. 🐎 5. 🐎 6. 🐎 7. 🐎 8. 🐎 9. 🐎 10. 🐎 11. 🐎 12. 🐎 13. 🐎 14. 🐎 15. 🐎 16. 🐎 17. 🐎 18. 🐎

Wind turbines and solar panels don't care who controls the Strait of Hormuz

HANGAR 18 probably would have already showed up in my mentions are flooded with that lol

it's 2026. shouldn't we also have womentalists

Hold, you fuckers. HOLD!

People here are being really shitty, including at fellow journalists who might have been startled just a moment before biting into a big fully dressed hot dog. Journalists who may have reflexively squeezed the bun and sent the sausage sailing across the room into the delicate champagne tower

Just FYI there’s an account on here called @redditspaceviewes.bsky.social (with over 200k followers) that is posting a bunch of AI slop (including a “Saturn polar hexagon” with 8 sides) and claiming it’s NASA imagery. If you see anything posted by them, it’s likely fake.

the answer was cheese

if i lived in popeye town and one day i saw a ropy little sailor punch a huge guy so hard his skeleton flew out of his mouth thats the only thing i would talk about for the rest of my life

Hey everybody! I am taking the helm of this classic American institution with @theonion.com and want to know what you fine folks would like to see from us.

It’s inaccurate to say Mario is brave and Luigi is cowardly Luigi is afraid of death, so he runs away from danger. Mario is afraid of living, so he runs towards death. Both brothers are cowards in their own way

Revive The Pensblog for this Flyera Pens series

For the life of me, I can't believe this wasn't the end. A thread.

Repost if your account is a safe space for the trans community. 🏳️‍⚧️

During this incredible, unifying moment of inspiring international cooperation and spectacular technological achievement, I would really appreciate it if the US president would stop threatening to murder an entire country with bombs.

Men get emotional about women sports,,, I just try do it in a positive way

every day i wake up and hulk hogan is dead

goddamn interview with Matt Hardy also happy birthday and welcome to the firing squad with me getting mad, bitching, breathing, apologizing

Byron Noem this, Byron Noem that…if I’m Kristi I’d be byron my husband some big tits and suckin on them thangs, noem sayin?

jupiter wishes you a very happy trans day of visibility 🏳️‍⚧️

Happy Trans Day of Visibility! This is the day that trans people disable their cloaking devices for 24 full hours! Good to see you, gang

We've officially reached "our pets heads are falling off" territory with the Pittsburgh Penguins

MENSA stands for MEN of SomethingAwful

They finally got his cowboy ass

great song to me is I don’t think they care, which is a Neo-Nazi #DuckDynasty

who was the first person to see a frozen lake and be like “get me my sharpest shoes”

To all of our supporters, donors, and volunteers, I can’t thank you enough. You are the reason we came so far and defied every expectation. Get some rest. We’ll get back to work in the morning. And as always, Fuck Trump. Fuck ICE. Free Palestine.

I have an Excel joke it's really good most people rate it Oct 10

I have a black hole joke but I’m not sure you’d get anything out of it

Find a No Kings event near you and join with millions across the nation on March 28 to say Hello No to this regime.

where’s my money 😔

they're calling the charlie kirk nickel the neckel

god damnit john popper falling through a window headfirst for $20

*RIC FLAIR VOICE* STOVE TOP OF MY CHICKEN FAJITAS FUCK YOU CHILIS

I know there's still some stuff I'd heard in awhile lol

thinking of boobs wow life is worth living

Just passed a weed store named FlynnStoned and I don’t know what to do with my anger

mr president, you look strong and powerful and important every time you do exactly what zohran mamdani suggests. all of the cool and popular people are saying this

For some weird reason, "I took my wife and kids with me to the p*do island for lunch" just isn't sitting right with me

if you vote for gavin newsom over aoc you are a racist and a sexist

this was a joke. you'd be racist to vote for gavin newsom no matter who he's running against

Me talking to Bad Bunny last Saturday: "Oh you say you love the Western Hemisphere? Name every country between Longitudes 20° W and 160° E!"

Child at the podium: “A woo woo woo.” Mamdani: That’s how I felt when we came up with this plan. Together, we will expand the idea of what is possible in our city—and what sounds and noises we can make at a press conference.

"you can't just make up quotes to reply to" you'd be surprised

Please make it your new resolution to visit AskHistorians once a week, because we've never been this invested in overtaking another community.

I’m old and have a lot less at stake than many people. If I get arrested, I won’t lose my pension. If I get shot, I’ll lose 10-20 years of arthritis getting worse and worse. I have no reason not to rouse a little rabble.