They finally got his cowboy ass

great song to me is I don’t think they care, which is a Neo-Nazi #DuckDynasty

who was the first person to see a frozen lake and be like “get me my sharpest shoes”

To all of our supporters, donors, and volunteers, I can’t thank you enough. You are the reason we came so far and defied every expectation. Get some rest. We’ll get back to work in the morning. And as always, Fuck Trump. Fuck ICE. Free Palestine.

I have an Excel joke it's really good most people rate it Oct 10

I have a black hole joke but I’m not sure you’d get anything out of it

Find a No Kings event near you and join with millions across the nation on March 28 to say Hello No to this regime.

where’s my money 😔

they're calling the charlie kirk nickel the neckel

god damnit john popper falling through a window headfirst for $20

*RIC FLAIR VOICE* STOVE TOP OF MY CHICKEN FAJITAS FUCK YOU CHILIS

I know there's still some stuff I'd heard in awhile lol

thinking of boobs wow life is worth living

Just passed a weed store named FlynnStoned and I don’t know what to do with my anger

mr president, you look strong and powerful and important every time you do exactly what zohran mamdani suggests. all of the cool and popular people are saying this

For some weird reason, "I took my wife and kids with me to the p*do island for lunch" just isn't sitting right with me

if you vote for gavin newsom over aoc you are a racist and a sexist

this was a joke. you'd be racist to vote for gavin newsom no matter who he's running against

Me talking to Bad Bunny last Saturday: "Oh you say you love the Western Hemisphere? Name every country between Longitudes 20° W and 160° E!"

Child at the podium: “A woo woo woo.” Mamdani: That’s how I felt when we came up with this plan. Together, we will expand the idea of what is possible in our city—and what sounds and noises we can make at a press conference.

"you can't just make up quotes to reply to" you'd be surprised

Please make it your new resolution to visit AskHistorians once a week, because we've never been this invested in overtaking another community.

I’m old and have a lot less at stake than many people. If I get arrested, I won’t lose my pension. If I get shot, I’ll lose 10-20 years of arthritis getting worse and worse. I have no reason not to rouse a little rabble.

I'm not exaggerating when I say this is the best video I've seen so far this year, watch it now

Solidarity across race, class, gender and other lines confuses and scares the fascists because they don’t understand that kind of love for strangers and neighbors. Many have never felt it. It is a physical demonstration that their ideology is a dead end.

A note to all the celebrities, athletes, and CEOs who are too afraid to speak out in the current climate: We don’t need you. But we will remember your silence in this moment.

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Block them

well at least i'll run out of things i have to do and then i can live happily ever after

*hand to earpiece* sorry what's that now

babybel implies the existence of scarybel, sportybel, gingerbel and poshbel

now for the traditional eating of the christmas tree

im also doing it. eat shit england

[first day as a shepherd] boss: where are you going? me: [pointing] star boss: what? why me: [shrugging] baby

Come they told me Pa rum pum pum pum My enby keyholder have me a Christmas release Pa rum pum pum pum

Fuck off, plate.

Hey losers leave trans folks alone

OH WHAT A NIGHT!! 🌀

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I am now the admin for @mesavalleyindivisi.bsky.social Please give that account a follow if you hate ICE, want to #freePalastine, or are a puppy girl. Your secrets are safe with me.

Cinnamon, peaches, bourbon and dirt is a God damned Tom Waits lyric.

It's time to fire the cannons It's time to lay the siege It's time to route the Fraggles at the Muppet War tonight

not many know this but fossil records from the Carpathians show that there was at one point a bitter war between the Fraggles and the Muppets

We got Weird Al out here singing Killing In The Name, the time for moderation is over

people think the immaculate conception refers to jesus being born without sin false it actually refers to god's immaculate dick game

PRESIDENT’S PHYSICIAN: He’ll probably be out cold for a while; this last episode of diarrhea was quite painful for him. STEPHEN MILLER: Hm. Is there any chance we can get him to say something incredibly racist at 3pm? PHYSICIAN: (pulling out a syringe filled w/ liquid Adderall) I love what I do.

The grim reaper doesn't kill you, right? He just escorts you to the afterlife? Why does he need to look like that then. Clean yourself up man, I'm not going anywhere with you dressed like this