BREAKING: DOJ to investigate Supreme Court for mortgage fraud.

This time it’s the Border Patrol shooting people.

HAPPY FOUR SEASONS TOTAL LANDSCAPING DAY TO ALL WHO CELEBRATE

If only we’d known in 2015 that we could just turn off the escalator.

“A deranged maniac impersonated a police officer and killed lawmakers but if you’re an immigrant be sure you immediately comply with plain clothes people who won’t identify themselves telling you to get in a van”, what a fuckin country

this is Mohsen Mahdawi, the green card holder who was just arrested by ICE for rendition at his citizenship interview

Due process is a fundamental principle of our republic and the Declaration of Independence highlights the importance of an independent judiciary. Both are now on the line and I will continue fighting for them. www.theatlantic.com/politics/arc...

I think people reeeeealllly overestimate the role of trade and industrial policy in US dominance of heavy industry in the 1950s and really underestimate the importance of having dropped high explosives on every facility in Japan or Germany capable of manufacturing a ball bearing

#HandsOff Denver!

#tariffs #heardmarshallislands

Yes. For example, replace STALIN with DOGE. "Man and wife sitting in their small meager apartment. Knock at the door. The husband says, 'That's it. The DOGE Purges have come for me. Goodbye My Love!'. He leaves, then comes running back up the stairs. 'Wonderful News, Dear! The building's on fire!'"

old Soviet joke for our times: Guy stops by the newsstand every day, scans the front page, doesn’t buy the paper. One day the vendor asks what he’s up to. Guy says: “looking for an obituary.” Vendor says “those are towards the back of the paper, comrade.” Guy says: “not the one I’m looking for.”

Why don’t the Dems rent a big hall on SOTU night, put up some of their best speakers, open it to the public, and have their own program where they explain what Trump/Musk and the GOP are doing to this country? Maybe announce some actions? Take attention from that blithering clown!

I’m not sure this iteration of Skynet isn’t scarier than the Terminator one. This one is making us lazier and dumber and easier to take over.

Hundreds of asylum seekers from around the globe are being trapped by the US in a Panama hotel where they'll eventually be sent to a camp in the jungle. One Chinese man said “I thought: America is a free country with respect for human rights. I had no idea it was like a dictatorship.”

When do you suppose Trump will insist on renaming New Mexico?

What was the non-DEI process for hiring the DOGE Bros? What sort of application, testing, vetting, and background checking did they undergo? They must have done something to make sure they were the best and brightest, right?

Donald Trump is trying to block trillions of dollars in federal funds to Meals on Wheels, Medicaid, and other critical programs that keep us safe and healthy. If allowed to go into effect, this would wreak havoc across the country. Tell Congress: Trump cannot be allowed to defund our communities.

Not for nothing but everyone realizes that these teenagers and 20 somethings who have complete access to the Treasury payment source code are now #1 espionage recruitment targets for Russia and China, right?

I hereby promise to start drinking heavily if Pete Hegseth becomes Secretary of Defense.

“I’ll stop drinking if you let me run the Pentagon” is maybe the most alcoholic thing anyone has ever said

He needs to do that. His unworthy successor has vowed to seek vengeance against his “enemies list” and Biden should issue preemptive pardons to them all.

100% accurate.

There appears to be one metric fuckton of bots on here saying Jimmy Carter pardoned his brother Billy and George HW Bush pardoned his son Neil. Those didn’t happen. Biden should have pardoned Hunter and I’m glad he did, but there’s no need to lie about nonexistent pardons to justify it.