can't wait for DLSS 5

has anyone tried just damage boosting through the strait of hormuz

short thread, good thread. one silver lining is that the united states has so thoroughly messed up its standing as an economic superpower that other nations may be willing to act against it

congratulations to FIFA on their incredible choice of recipient for the first FIFA peace prize

he just like me fr

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everyone complained about the big 12 tournament floor being too busy and distracting last year. this is the perfect response, imo

MJF's face is so nice, I'm posting it twice.

Highlighting the speaker who stood in front of the Surprise mayor and told him to consider what the Mayor of Ohrdruf must’ve thought before he died by suicide: “He might have thought ‘how is this my fault I had no jurisdiction over this’ maybe he said ‘this site was not subject to local zoning.’”

"We'll give you all the Murder Tools once you agree Murder is a Crime."

there is only one path forward that doesn't lead to our doom, and it involves wall-to-wall multiscreen coverage of ice/cbp/dhs trials like it's the fucking olympics

they’re abducting our neighbors and putting them in concentration camps and they’ll shoot you in the fucking face if you don’t cheer them on while they’re doing it.

respect to all the EBURs out there

Politics isn’t Star Wars or professional wrestling. Key actors aren’t going to just turn and suddenly be your ally. That’s fantasy bullshit and people and groups have made millions selling it to people who think this is some kind of TV show. It’s not. This is real life.

reincy priebus to you and yours

desired desiring desire

i can't believe cyber week is almost over already

spending the evening coming up with a system for labeling usb cables based on data speed, thunderbolt support, usb-pd support, and charging speed

if you like drinking hot beverages, treat yourself to a nextmug. very simple to operate, big quality of life improvement, and customer support is outstanding even beyond the warranty period

watching someone struggle through the worst zoom meeting of their life as my finger hovers above the microwave start button

fuck cbp. fuck ice. get the fuck out of durham

what premise am i even supposed to be accepting here

i mean c’mon. the president’s best friend was the most notorious pedo in the country’s history who ran a massive child trafficking ring. every bit of circumstantial evidence we have says that trump was a participant. if this were a criminal trial we’d have enough evidence to compel a plea deal.

cool that this stuff comes out now. i guess apologies are in order to the qanon folks who said the biden administration was protecting dangerous pedophiles

a couple years ago i contracted with one of subway's ad agencies for a small rotating sandwiches collab that ultimately they decided not to publish and i never did anything with. today feels like a good day to post one of them. here's my favorite subway sandwich, the veggie delight

and the inaugural fifa peace prize goes to... you guessed it, barack obama

"i wish andrew cuomo all the best in private life. but let tonight be the final time i utter his name" cold as hell

my timeline is ~50% posts telling chuck schumer to fuck off. and that’s beautiful to me

black mirror (1988)

what you see when the pitcher is level 200 in vampire survivors

I entirely forgot that I made this anti-ASMR video (Sound warning headphones users)

everyone is clowning on this but i think it looks pretty cool

mfw when i have obviously diminished capacity and the people around me are taking advantage of me

honestly, i thought living in a mr. show sketch would be more fun

not gonna lie, believing in some sort of cosmic justice would make this moment in history easier to bear

guy who has only read revelation, reading his second book:

Minimum demands from here on: - Abolish ICE immediately - Prosecute and jail all ICE leaders nationwide, and any ICE goon who can be proven to have violated the Constitution - Prosecute and jail all Trump administration officials responsible, inc. Cabinet level - Abolish Dept of Homeland Security

aliyah boston 🫡

heard fireworks around midnight last night and scrambled to my phone to see if it happened

my daughters fondly refer to this game as "brynn sets everything on fire". it's dragon age inquisition with breath of the wild's emergent gameplay and shadow of the colossus's boss mechanics, set in an interesting world with charming, well-acted characters

board don't lie

there is not a shocked pikachu picture large enough for this news

I’d like the Republican Party destroyed, thrown into the huge dumpster of history. But the Democratic Party does NOT want that, they pined for a “strong Republican Party.” Wish granted, thanks a lot man!!

what percentage of people who watch fox news or oann reports on the ice facility shooting will know that the victims were prisoners? placing the over/under at 30%

Guys thank you for allowing me to fly you to my private island. Have fun but please respect my boundaries vis a vis minors trafficking. That’s just for me, sorry. Help yourself to ANYTHING in the fridge tho