I've never felt more certain in my life that I've just been reliably told a grown man is crying in the bathroom

In a touching tribute to his mentor, Morgan McSweeney has resigned in disgrace.

You just know Wes Streeting is having a fucking terrible weekend and I for one love that for him.

"McSweeney masterminded Starmer’s path to Downing Street..." Yet to see a mainstream outlet follow this with the truth: "... on a platform based on brazen lying to Labour members and voters, making promises he always intended Starmer to abandon as soon as he had power to shift hard to the right."

morgan mcsweeney has died,

The worst fictional character to entrust with the task of taking the ring to Mordor would have to be Sonic the Hedgehog

loot does not drop upon defeating me. the developers didn't expect anyone to attack me, i am so vulnerable, and only trying to help. why did you raise your sword? for material gain? i would give you anything i have if you had only asked. i did not ask to be in this game, i did not ask to have 6hp.

While we should all be looking very hard at Starmer’s leadership, this week Nigel Farage decided that the people who vote for him would prefer to have cheaper beer at the expense of children being lifted out of poverty.

You know what really boils my piss? The pissboiler2000 from JML.

Guy who did the Times magazine profile of Peter Mandelson

Love working from other people's process documents. When I become mayor of london I'm going to make it the law that anyone who writes one has to hand it over to a colleague who has never even heard of the process & watch them try and fumble through it without asking questions.

"At the pond itself, women have also been made to feel unsafe by anti-trans activists. Mary remembers some “standing at the gate, looking up and down at anybody that came in to decide if they were sufficiently woman enough"...it resulted in male police officers entering the space."

“Rows of gravestones have been removed, the topsoil has been churned up and a substantial earth berm can be seen running across the middle of the affected area. It is of a size that suggests the use of heavy equipment.”

icymi here’s the story from last Sunday of how FT revealed the money trail from Epstein to Mandelson’s husband and then to the former ambassador himself

I know the govt is in meltdown again… but meanwhile I wrote about how their immigration policies create a subclass of migrant workers exposed to abuse in an increasingly “Dubai-style” rightless immigration model & I explain what to do about it

too much of fiction is dedicated to trying to convince everyone that being a immortal vampire with a huge rack would be sad actually

What's that you say! It was all just fear pushing by bad faith groups and that trans women pose no threat to cisgender women. www.independent.co.uk/news/science...

went to type "Isambard Kingdom Brunel" and my phone autocorrected it to "Islamabad Kingdom Brunel", and anyway who would like to book my new, incredibly niche and very culturally insensitive drag act

“It's not my duty as Mayor to make sure you have a parking spot. For me it's the same as if you bought a cow, or a refrigerator, and then asked me where you're going to put them.” — Mayor of Pontevedra, Spain (re-elected 6 times)

Marina Hyde in the Guardian on blisteringly furious form on the Epstein files and how we are once again missing the wood for the trees on the biggest scandal to hit elite men in living memory. www.theguardian.com/commentisfre...

Nothing like enjoying your slightly cheaper pint while imagining the toddler crying from hunger that paid for it.

Good morning! February marks the 10th anniversary of Stardew Valley. I had the great pleasure of speaking to ConcernedApe ahead of the occasion about the last ten years and his plans for the future. It's a nice long one, please enjoy: www.ign.com/articles/sta...

When Maria was sexually assaulted, she used an Enough kit to take a self DNA swab. Her friend posted it and then it was lost. My follow up to my July investigation into Enough www.opendemocracy.net/en/enough-an...

Sad to hear about Ricky Gervais. Nothing's happened to him, I just don't like hearing about him.

Added Yakety Sax to that video from Minneapolis

The woke scolds are trying to make this about racism. But Musk is right. It's about historical and scientific integrity. When the God of Thunder disguises himself as a swan to seduce and fuck a queen and the resulting baby hatches from an egg, *of course* the baby will be white. It's just science.

It’s frankly insulting that the worlds worst people weren’t meeting in a command center in a volcano wearing ceremonial robes but were all emailing on Hotmail accounts like “want 2 atrosity? With wemen?”

This Thursday! I’m at The Bear Tavern, in Bearwood tickets available here www.eventbrite.com/e/jackpot-co...

"It seems that to avoid Trump revelations, the Epstein investigators are going after low hanging fruit." "Mandelson? You know you can't call him that."

Can't even leak confidential cabinet finance information to a known paedophile anymore, because of woke.

Happy for Gen Z that they get their own Mandelson scandal.

i made a version of wikipedia you can doomscroll xikipedia.org

we have got to start being meaner to people who are still fans of harry potter. i don't give a shit what you were going through when you read it. that is not your "comfort character" that is a wizard cop written by a mold-addled racist transphobe

Ferbruary #oldknees

feeding my Eevee $22 a month so she evolves into a Patreon

"average New Labour minister causes 3 scandals" factoid actualy just statistical error. average minister causes 0 scandals. Scandals Peter, who lives in cave & causes over 10,000 each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted

american opinion columnist: it is time to acknowledge that i was wrong to give president donald j. trump the benefit of the doubt in 2024 prison guard: no talking after lights out

Sex Matters gets a dunking. 'A consultation run by the City of London Corporation and published on Thursday found that nearly 90% of respondents backed trans-inclusive access to the ponds.' Over 38,000 people participated in the consultation.

I am introducing the Cut It Out And This Time I Really Mean It bill. It provides an additional $57 billion to the murder goons but they will agree to wear business casual Monday through Thursday and if they do any murders they have to put a dollar in this jar.

Oh are we doing that whole bit again where we pretend Brianna Ghey died because of social media rather than because of the people who stabbed her 28 times.

I can confirm that Sex Matters has been refused permission to bring its anti-democratic, exclusionary, and bigoted challenge to the inclusive space at Hampstead Ponds. More to follow.

Government to offer free training to all adults to help them learn to enjoy the smooth smooth taste of Benson and Hedges

Imagine a paramilitary gang kills 2 observers over 2 weeks, then shows up at your home to say, "You, observer, we know where you live." That's a death threat. If it happened to me or a colleague when I was a human rights observer in N. Ireland, we would've lodged complaints with three govts.

Really not a fan of the wind. Why is the air in such a hurry? Where is it going? It's already outside, where else does it need to be?

Quality performance art. Easy to parse, thematically relevant, kinda gross. Love it.

The New World asked me to speak to some British trans women about what life has been like for them over the past few years - here's what they had to say, in their own words: www.thenewworld.co.uk/marie-le-con...

I'm almost certain that you must have seen it, but I can't think of Pingu without sharing this: youtu.be/wrZ7PnolbQ4?...