you can equally easily answer this question by asking 'which members of the public is this party supposed to appeal to?' and realising that it's a demographic almost exclusively comprised of journalists

hey guys! you're all going to have to perform rigorous background checks every time you use your phone in order to know whether you're looking at a real picture of a dog from now on

worked out how to add myself as an npc to almost anything so i can now finally kick my own head in

Sounds like a good time at the movies

It gets lost in all of this nonsense every time, but it is worth pointing out that it's not illegal to use any toilet you like. Toilets aren't legally restricted places and never have been, for very obvious reasons. This whole thing is based on an absurd fiction about who can and can't go where.

What Spotify Wrapped can teach us about confronting your customer base with their own gradually diminishing horizons

going all in on bluesky for q2. chapeau to all the whales on here, this diamond hands is coming to town

welcome to bellersball tuesdays. you are now about to witness the strength of 'we can take a lot of positives from that performance, despite the result' knowledge

morbidly fascinated by this dreary world of vice publishing articles which are obviously the result of chatgpt cannibalising their own thinkpieces from ten years ago www.vice.com/en/article/m...

BBC News: "the government believe refugees are deliberately bringing their children to avoid deportation" As opposed to doing what with their children??

i don't need to do anything anymore i just ask my phone to help me delude myself into thinking i am living a meaningful life

spent the last year or so making two tv shows for channel 4, the first is out thursday 16th october and guarantees all viewers a million pounds, simply for tuning in

my new ai device will sit in a beer garden that backs onto a small river and drink three to five pints on a sunny late summer afternoon for you, leaving you free for more meetings and business calls

i think there should be a new Your Party membership portal launch every couple of days, each with a slightly different url and ever more inscrutable terms of service. could raise millions

icymi, for all of those not on x.com: the right wing US commentator charlie kirk has died

a lot of critics of adam curtis are fixated on a refusal to abandon his style in favour of making arguments in/of the form they would like him to. this has value in pointing out the journalistic, historiographical limitations of the style, but i always find them lacking as analyses of filmmaking

really is so drearily predictable seeing a load of the 2010s-youth-culture-writer turned embittered millennial journo cohort get bang into reactionary 'yookay' drivel. every generation needs a million tony parsons i suppose

barry town out of europa, cardiff city relegated, wrexham promoted. a dark day for south wales, but a billboard one for east yankland

forcing myself into a bluesky posting routine like a penitent smoker chewing nicorette

There's been a lot of talk about the new HBO 'Harry Potter' series lately. It made me wonder what it would actually be like. This is my version of it: drive.google.com/file/d/1O27U...

i am going to become the garyseconomics of having a few beers

the entire last act of sam mendes' forthcoming 2028 ringo starr biopic will feature little barry keoghan voicing thomas the tank engine with his penis out

the labour right getting in on such a decisive majority was one of the worst possible outcomes of the last election. there is no moderating influence on them now. the tories and reform aren't going to oppose the policy course they're pursuing, only drag them even further to the right

advocating for excluding disabled children from society, ostensibly to make the potholes fixed on time. you know what you are

the tone of every question in this consultation is so galling. "do you think tech companies should be granted carte blanche rights to everyone else's work for their own profit, and if not, what do you propose they do instead? pay for them?? not cannibalise your industry??? show your working."

instead of being driven to murder the ceo of a private health insurance company, luigi should have instead Talked To His Mates

a cloak believed to belong to the shooter transformed into a dozen beautiful white doves and flew away, Authorities said,

2012: i'm hufflepuff and i have imposter syndrome 2017: i'm libra and i have anxiety 2022: i'm catholic and i have adhd 2027: i'm druidic and i have e-coli

heartbroken to hear of the passing of the ceo of deathcorp, who performed such valuable work in the field of pricing people out of cancer treatment

we've declared martial law by mistake

could just about tolerate this bird as a guilt tripping linguaphile, but now that i learn he's seedy little perve i want him fired

why has the faux 'traditional' pub - of expensive etched glass and brass fitting victoriana retrofits, and dubious boasts about guinness quality - enjoyed a resurgence in popularity recently? nobody wants to admit it, least of all london's literati, but the answer is quite simply: peaky blinders

strangers online don't hector you to go to therapy so much these days. might bring that back

we need a joe rogan of the left. an obnoxious podcast guy who spends his entire life chatting inscrutable nonsense to a conveyor belt of no mark internet personas. we can't seem to find anyone who meets this description, on the left. but we need one

i'm still making my own personal websites anymore

there's been a very strong reaction to the opening of my new restaurant 'the elevated peasant' from certain quarters of the so-called food press. the coddled jay raynegensia seems to believe it's unreasonable sell mashed potato out of a carrier bag for £90.... clearly they've never read marx

suing not because a guy called you a paedophile, but because you can't believe so many people would listen to you being called a paedophile. bold www.theguardian.com/music/2024/n...

migrating twitter followers hoping i would finally drop my grand alienation project if posting incessantly about the f1, and specifically my constant rejoicing in the eternal failures of the useless bum sergio perez..... prepare to be disappointed 😈

oh my god

The account I was talking to that I thought was Perry Anderson turned out to be a Ukrainian scammer but I already bought them $4,000 of Verso Gift Cards please fix

I wrote about the Yellow Bittern: www.the-londoner.co.uk/the-yellow-b...

i am glad people are going on gb news to offer the left's perspective on being racist

who's here crying in 2024

they should introduce blue ticks here and give them to everyone who was staff at a new media company in 2015 again, back when the world clapped for content creators

every time biden ends a press conference, he walks off like the last scene of stand by me

He should come back. I think the platform is big enough now that supportive voices would slightly outnumber the threats to kill him

to celebrate reaching one thousand bluesky followers, i am going to plant 1,000 japanese knotweeds in my landlord's garden

this platform being full of self-congratulatory "isn't everyone so nice and lovely here?" twee posting is exactly what early twitter was like. it was only when everyone started cyberbullying all the early adopter celebs until they all went insane that it got any good