Oh, I’ve annoyed a bunch of centrists today. They’re allowed to acknowledge that the Suns coverage of Hillsborough was a nonsense, but their coverage of Zack Polanski is perfectly factual. Pick a lane lads. You can only really ride 1 horse at a time.

RIP Squirty It’s been a year. I miss you. 02/04/11 - 04/07/25

Once again my team in my silly little mobile game didn’t do as I suggested, and once again they wiffed it in the exact same way as I predicted. Apollo has cursed me, I swear to gods.

I made a bloody massive Caesar salad the other night, and just had the leftovers and I WANT MORE.

For all the Bob Vylan fans out there who might not have seen this, or anyone who is wondering about them and who they are, this is they.

new metaphor just dropped

Fucking go on Bob Vylan.

Hell yeah, fucking 'em up Neal.

Wow, whole bunch of Bob Vylan fans on BlueSky, eh? Good times.

Ahhhhh. There it is.

I seem to have triggered somebody.

I know another @number10cat.bsky.social that might like to weigh in on this.

Get a load of this goomba.

listen HP fans: they are trying to keep the real hogwarts away from you. go on the bridge, jump towards the train, a world of magic awaits

How in this world can it possibly be that nobody is arrested for supporting a Genocide but many are arrested for opposing it? This MUST change.

Dearly miss when I was working at my old local haunt, and on Saturdays we used to clean the lines after work and play cards around the pool table, while seeing off the wastage. It could last until the next morning and we’d go out for McDonalds breakfast. Good times.

Hell yeah, fucking 'em up Neal.

"Hey boss, pretty sure I just prevented an electrical fire." "I didn't know there was a plug there, now can you quote this customer." Priorities. 🙄

Fucking go on Bob Vylan.

Hmmm, and odd cracking sound and that distinctive smell of electric burning in the kitchen at work? Yeah, let’s go ahead and turn off and take out that plug under the sink. Very real chance I just prevented a fire at work, in a room next to my stock room that’s filled with capacitors.

Christ alive. "We have only to be lucky once" has never been more true.

I really need the people I work with to check if I've already done the thing that they tell me I need to do, before they tell me to do the thing. "Greg, I've got this number you need to do something about." "... You mean the thing I sent out 2 weeks ago?" I sent an e-mail telling you I've done it.

You need a fivehead like this Frankenstein's monster looking ass mf to store all this mad conspiratorial nonsense.

remembering fondly how flustered and pissed he got when Polanski called him a Labour politician lol

Good. Octogenarians famously hold up well in record temperatures. If IT happens on stage, on the Fourth of July, I might actually never stop laughing. Or I might be rendered unable to laugh at anything else ever again. Either way, I’d take it as a win.

Got a couple of the new LEGO cmf figures, and all I can say is that these 2 are roommates.

QTP with a gif of the last show/movie you watched

Not now, Mysterious Black Eggs Emerging From the Seafloor. Read the room, we’ve already got a lot going on.

So I made it back to town just in time to get the earlier bus back home and… it’s at least 15 minutes late leaving. Still convinced that Stagecoach are running reduced services and just not telling anyone.

Whole bunch of staff have just been told they’re going to have to pull a double shift and stay up until 5am. I’m sure they’re thrilled at that. Whole lotta rotas are quickly being redrawn right now, which is another logistical nightmare for managers. He doesn’t think these things through, does he?

The Royal family limited comments on the picture of JK Rowling with the queen because the replies were entirely flooded with trans flag emojis.

Lets see... Yep, the renaissance accusation checks out.

"His preferred term for wind turbines" is an odd way of saying "the thing the president constantly gets wrong, because he's actively sundowning in front of our eyes."

Some issues with Digital-only in gaming, a thread: 1. Cost barriers. Physical discs can be bought used, borrowed, rented, resold, or shared among friends and family. A digital-only model kills that entire secondary market. For lower-income households, it's often the only way they can play at all.

I'm sure the bar staff really want to be leaving work at 4am on Monday morning. Really, who can be sure punters are even going to pitch up that late? Ridiculous performative virtue signalling nonsense.

So we've gone from 'Starmer is going to be great at politics' to 'In retrospect, Starmer was terrible at politics', without passing through the point of having been extremely wrong? No introspection or lesson learning - because you might have to admit your anticommunist fever was deeply misjudged.

Got a couple of the new LEGO cmf figures, and all I can say is that these 2 are roommates.

Head of the EHRC really did just say Phrenology will help solve the issue of transgenders in society

Apparently the Large Hadron Collider and Covid made minutes 45 seconds long. What in the what?

Some guy on the bus genuinely just complained to the driver that the guy he was sitting behind was “having a conversation to loudly”. The rest of the bus is empty, and the guy is wearing headphones anyway.

X-Men ‘97 really does give Storm the respect she is due. No one does it quite like Ororo Munroe.

If buying isn’t ownership, piracy isn’t theft

This is some square bullshit. What the actual fuck are they even thinking? They'll just be able to straight up delete games remotely. Buying a game doesn't mean owning it now. Rank madness.

*doing a thing in the EXACT way my customers specifed* “This ok boss? They’re being extra particular lately.” B: “no, add that exact information again but bigger, they won’t be able to read that” “But it’s exactly what and where they told me to???” B: “THEY’RE NOT PAYING YOUR WAGES, I AM!”

As Tony Benn said, "If we can find money to kill people, we can find the money to help people." Labour prefer to kill people www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

Labour: ban kids from talking to their friends on social media to help with their mental health. Also Labour: hook them into the matrix to help with their mental health. Do you want more screen time or less? Pick a fucking lane guys, ffs.

I kept getting a little stabbie owie in my flippy floppies, and then I looked into it and there was a whole ass cm long spiker bothering my big toe giving me grief. Away with you!

Graham Linehan, the homunculus that God forgot, has been found dead in Rob Schneider's basement. Cause of death determined as "angrily ran head-first into a television because he saw Bugs Bunny dressed in drag". JK Rowling said in his honour: "I don't know who that is".