Oh dear. In all my DCC excitement, Project Hail Mary just came out on digital release. I fear my better half, despite my frequent warnings, is simply unprepared for how much I’m going to watch this movie. She say she knows, but she really. REALLY doesn’t.

Top tip for anyone who listens the the Audible of Dungeon Crawler Carl. Every so often it’ll mention a song playing from a trap ball or whatnot. The scene goes extra hard if you put that song on in the background while you read. I’m currently listening to Dragula during an action scene and it fucks.

I'd like to reiterate that I would lay down my life for Princess Donut without question. 😺👑 Dungeon Crawler Carl Book 8 is out now! #DungeonCrawlerCarl #PrincessPosse #DonutHoles #AParadeOfHorribles

The fact that Keir Starmer has drafted Morgan McSweeney back in to save him has to be funniest part of all of this. Truly committed to never learning a single lesson you have to give it to him

Update: we got matched with a Top 50 worldwide ranked player, and we are being bullied. Thy could steamroll us, but are choosing not to just to mock us. Like, they’re not even bothering and there’s quite literally nothing we can do.

Tesco has roombas now?

"I am a serious journalist. I also cannot upload pictures in the correct order. I am very smart."

Nobody wants her. She's irrelevant.

ITS FUCKING HAILING AGAIN

Stop micromanaging me when you’re not at work. You told me twice yesterday you wanted something done. I told you twice it was ready and waiting. I’m doing the other things you wanted done right now. You don’t need to tell me you want it done *again* now. You either trust me on my own or you don’t.

Oh, I guess what my boss meant when he said “I need this to go out tomorrow” 3 times yesterday, was that he meant “I’m not coming into work tomorrow”. And he gives me shit for being late.

I do so love this weird little fuzzy squiggle. What odd shapes she contorts into.

A highly enjoyable bit of cultural convergent evolution is that His Dark Materials has the same narrative structure as a 90s JRPG: First level: you, your childhood friend who will ultimately die have childish hijinks! Final level: you, your love interest and a motley crew fight God

I do so love this weird little fuzzy squiggle. What odd shapes she contorts into.

If you are saying no to Digital ID and not having your personal data stolen by billionaires and leaked to everyone in the world by their useless incompetence. Say NO with me.

Working with THE Katherine “K. A.” Applegate is everything I wanted when was thirteen and trying to get Animorphs fans to join my Everworld fan page on Yahoo Groups. Working with her on Wombat Waiting is a childhood dream come true! people.com/mara-wilson-...

The heavens opened and the temperature dropped like a rock the second I got in. What the hell, weather. You’d better normal up real quick.

When the ancient Romans believed that Britain was a strange and terrifying land full of ungodly barbarian magics, this is what they were thinking of

The trans community in this country is treated appalling. They deserve to be treated with dignity, like everyone else. Piers Morgan's obsession with this question is bizarre and disrespectful.

You will note the Prime Minister didn't hold a panicked press conference where he spoke at length about the importance of defeating Islamophobia and that the press didn't engage in a full scale hysteria operation.

Annnnnnnd that's it. The Dungeon Crawler Carl reread is done! Day late and a dollar short, sure, but I'm all caught up and refreshed. Now I get to start A Parade of Horribles!

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Well, that was 2 incredibly loud and rolling rumbles of thunder. It's about to absolutely chuck it down, isn't it?

Things that have occurred to me today: it is IMO possible that quite a few of the Labour lads really are so awesomely stupid, that they really did think it was only a tiny number of people who would take serious offence at them calling the left scum and vermin who needed to be destroyed.

A remarkably creative solution from the boss, to deal with the leak. Rather than just leave the makeshift bucket the centimetre I pull it out from flush from the wall to catch the offending drip, because of his constant need to “correct” my “mistakes”. Now I have to use the shitty little sink.

8.25 bus, no show. 8.40 bus, arrived late. Sitting here, but not leaving.

the reason it's an insult is because you folks have literally gotten everything you wanted politically for 47 years apart from Brexit, and you torpedoed the politics that young people were desperate for because of that fact. And your hubris delivered Boris fucking Johnson

What? What is this nonsense?

Oh lovely. Apparently the last teabag I used was torn, and I didn't realise. So that last swig full of bits came as a bit of a surprise. Bleugh

That’s right — run, don’t walk! Dungeon Crawler Carl Book 8: A Parade of Horribles is out TODAY! #DungeonCrawlerCarl #AParadeOfHorribles #MattDinniman #DCC8 a.co/d/0bWXJ5tb

Someone on the DCC FB group said that they only just saw that the latest audio book isn't out for another 2 weeks. Their source? Stupid AI google summaries. Except its out now. Which you could easily check, by actually looking at Audible. How does someone who reads this series trust AI?

Week I don’t even know anymore of my bus driver not knowing how to top up my bus pass. It’s very weird joke.

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Wait, so I get my new book a day early , it’s a signed first edition, AND Starmers Changed Labour government is falling apart and they’re calling for him to resign? But my birthday was a month ago!

We lost Douglas Adams 25 years ago today. This has made a lot of people very sad and has been widely regarded as a bad move.

An e-mail from Waterstones?! *heavy breathing intensifies*

Starmer appears to be doing exactly the same (false) equivalence between Reform and the Green Party that has previously utterly enraged people who have switched their vote from Labour to Green. Spectacularly counterproductive.

Urgh, the jumpscare of my wretched MP rearing her ugly head on the radio. She is, of course, talking to Foghorn Fogarty. 2 little TERFs a pod. Grim.

Nigel Farage: I want to deport all non-white people Zack Polanski: I want poor people to have more money Keir Starmer: Both of these people are the same. I am very smart.

It turns out when you support a genocide against Muslims, demonise asylum seekers (but not white Ukrainians), fail to call race riots racist, stand up as PM and do “Rivers Of Blood” speech, offer no hope but more border violence and draconian settlement laws one of your core voter blocks leaves you

He was only with us 49yrs, but what an imprint & impact this dude made. I’ll never be able to thank him enough for Hitchhiker’s. DOUGLAS ADAMS was born 74yrs ago today.

Why is it so bastard chilly. It was sunny earlier, so I didn’t wear a sweater vest, and I am COLD. It is May. This is some bullshit.

"Greg. The shipment to our customer today. Can you send me a delivery... thingie." (Then goes back to watching Netflix)

"High quality candidates" indeed. This is a spectacular fuck up. Fucking governing via Twitter. In 2026. Absolutely unreal.

“We can’t win as a weaker version of reform” guys he’s finally got it!! “Or the greens” For fuck’s sake no he hasn’t