Kara
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Some days I play with artifacts, other days I muck out the sheep barn. I’m a lucky gal. she/her
Please, continue to name your pets after foodstuffs. It’s never a bad decision.
about 17 hours ago
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CHOAM Nomsky
about 17 hours ago
We could change that. It’s not impossible. You can treat people decently even if it costs you something. Even if it’s forbidden. You can just do it anyway.
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I have a dentist appointment on Tuesday. Guess I should try that ‘flossing’ thing they were jabbering on about.
about 19 hours ago
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Dr. Jens Foell
about 22 hours ago
A joke for the history buffs: Germany’s satirical newspaper
@der-postillon.com
titles: “Vienna Academy of the Arts offers Trump admission as a student — They don’t want to get blamed again“
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Pavel
1 day ago
If you're looking for a sign to switch careers: this is the sign.
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Aricie | 아리시 🏳️⚧️ 🇨🇦
1 day ago
I’m neurodivergent too and it’s something I have on my mind whenever I write and I’m not in school anymore. I hate it There are no tools, no intuition, no nothing that can know reliably if something was written using a LLM or not.
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Tiger Seeker
1 day ago
I will think about this poem until I'm dead.
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The Shire-Reckoning
1 day ago
Galadriel turns to Gimli, and uses Dwarvish names. ‘Dark is the water of Kheled-zâram, and cold are the springs of Kibil-nâla, and fair were the many-pillared halls of Khazad-dûm.’ Gimli bows. ‘Yet more fair is the living land of Lórien, and the Lady Galadriel…’
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Thirty-two is a weird age to find out I have an instinctual distrust of geese.
2 days ago
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A distant cousin of Pistachio Disguisey? 🐢
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2 days ago
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Jonathan Edward Durham
3 days ago
FRIEND: what are you doing this weekend? ME: slowly crumbling from the gruesome balancing act of needing to stay informed while trying to salvage enough healthy headspace to be able to continue to support myself FRIEND: cool, cool
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Corey They Them Brickley
3 days ago
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ascalaphid
3 days ago
shrewdles
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Cornopolous
4 days ago
For seventy dollars an hour I’ll teach your cat math
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Kyle Clark
4 days ago
I had the honor to introduce my replacement on 9NEWS
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Rosemary Mosco
4 days ago
Nature valentines. This comic is now available as a set of 6 Valentines cards:
topatoco.com/collections/...
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Hear me out, Jimmy: Stop making them.
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4 days ago
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Cricket
4 days ago
First date idea: lie in bed and dissociate next to each other
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Just Call Me Amanda🐈⬛🐈⬛
5 days ago
"Do you have any references?" Yeah, my cats think I'm pretty neat.
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Nora Reed (they/them ze/hir)
4 days ago
has anyone put green chile in matzoh ball soup yet
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Josh Gondelman
4 days ago
Solidarity with the people of Minnesota bravely standing up for their vulnerable neighbors against some of the stupidest fascism the world has ever seen.
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Tom Cox
4 days ago
It makes me sad that there’s been no reprint of Stick Insect In My Panic Room since 1987.
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Chicken of Vermont
6 days ago
I am a pretty, pretty princess who always chooses compassion, bitches.
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Brandt Eisner
5 days ago
‘Slug’ by Nagasawa Rosetsu (1754-1799), painter of the Maruyama school
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Turns out there’s no right time during a date to bring up how you’d like to learn more about taxidermy.
5 days ago
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lukelukeluke
5 days ago
I’m giving the squirrels a break today. They’re inside making sandwiches while I dart back and forth in front of traffic
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ceej
7 days ago
hey, quick question: what’s it gonna take
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Naomi Kritzer
8 days ago
"I'm not in Minnesota -- what can I do to help?" A list of ideas!
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My favorite hobbit OC
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6 days ago
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Dr. Jeroen W.P. Wijnendaele
7 days ago
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Times are dark, pals. Treat yourselves to a fresh new notebook and a brand new pen.
7 days ago
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Simon Brackenborough
7 days ago
[me every time I see ‘Fuga’ written on a piece of music] FOOGA
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Retro Tech Dreams
7 days ago
Kid Pix Studio Deluxe (1998)
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Angus Johnston
8 days ago
My sign today.
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The Whimsical Muse
8 days ago
Surround yourself with the kind of people who make small talk with stray animals.
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Ben
8 days ago
[Searches Google hopefully] "is there such a thing as post- workout recovery cheese?"
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Algonquin K Farquhar II
8 days ago
If you like cheese enchiladas and getting caught in the rain
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Michelle
8 days ago
I act pretty confident for someone who gets severe anxiety every time I have to interact with anyone that isn't a cat or dog.
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Salty MacTavish
8 days ago
It’ll never work bb. My heart belongs to a coal miner who died of black lung in 1932.
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Fus Ro Gaga
10 days ago
Oh my god she uploaded a slow motion video and it's amazing. He's just like me fr running as best he can and still going backwards over and over!
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John Gallagher
8 days ago
"Listen, one more thing. That missionary we sent to Ethiopia." "The one preaching Anglicanism to the entire Horn of Africa?" "Him, yes. I just wanted to check that we sent someone with, you know, a normal name." "A normal name." "Ah. Who did we send?" "We sent the Reverend Ethelstan Cheese."
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8 days ago
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presentdad🙋🏻♂️
8 days ago
THEM: sorry i’m late to the bowling alley, everyone. i got a flat tire on the way ME: sounds like you had to pick up a spare already [later at the ER] DR: how did he get stabbed with a bowling ball??
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Upon seeing the head of a canine pop out of the car window in from her own, she bellowed “look at the puppy dog!” with the guttural intensity of Shatner’s “KHAAAAN!”
8 days ago
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John
10 days ago
Probably unrealistic, but I hope they’re talking about Richard Belzer.
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First real snow of the season; The dinosaurs are determined to find breakfast anyway.
10 days ago
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Anni Jyn
2 months ago
you can just go ask crows stuff instead of asking chatgpt
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Fomo Simpson
4 months ago
Her: A group of iguanas is called a Mess. I love that. Him: What happens if they get overheated? Her: I see where this is going. Don't even think of- Him: *whispers* hot mess.
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𝙱𝚊𝚋𝚎 𝚁𝚞𝚝𝚑𝚕𝚎𝚜𝚜
about 1 year ago
If you don’t like my posts you can always demand to speak to my manager* *cat
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Mike Drucker
11 days ago
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