Reminder multiple funds changed their rules so SpaceX can join their index funds before the bottom can fall out. So everyone will get to a bag holder bc your 401k is gonna be buying in.

world cup started, cubs won, i'm going to see disclosure day now AND tomorrow is whiskey friday with tony dokoupil? life of kings y'all.

I see Sabato's Crystal Ball just shifted its rating for Alaska's Senate seat, currently held by Republican Sen. Dan Sullivan, from "leans Republican" to "toss up." This is the seat Democrat Mary Peltola is running for. 👀

Even Mcinskey.exe gets it

Get paid. As much as you can. If Elon Musk can make 100 mil a sec, so can you.

tfw you didn't finish the book (or, more likely, the movie) www.mediamatters.org/benny-johnso...

even as a joke, what the fuck. Love that NYT just lets this fucking creep post with no worries.

BREAKING: House Oversight Ranking Member Robert Garcia says he plans to formally ask Chairman Comer to bring JD Vance, Susie Wiles, and Kash Patel before the Committee in light of the new NYT Epstein reporting.

Bold of DHS to declare members of the admin are barred from entering the US.

Still not a war

JD Vance being caught as the head of the Epstein cover-up crew is probably not good for his future political prospects.

Fun fact: One of the most difficult problems when it comes to space infrastructure? How to cool things off. Space isn't cold or hot, its a vaccuum that doesn't conduct heat. So keeping things from overheating is a huge problem.

Man this sure makes one wonder how many times a gop president/senator has called Rup and gotten him to kill a story. or to make one.

The biggest lie the James Bond films sold wasn’t any of the stuff about hot spies, magic cars or poorly made cocktails, it’s that there was a government organisation willing to drown insane billionaires in a vat of radioactive coolant for the betterment of humanity.

@gelliottmorris.com g elliott where do u stand on the 'having two democrats advance will decrease republican interest in downballot races' vs 'having two democrats advance will increase democrats complacency' arguments

happy pride

the kind of night where I am sending old friends poems to cover how I feel. My external shame it will never be enough to cover how I feel

not all that shocked that republicans think it is scandalous to have stable, consensual relationships with age appropriate partners

My birthday is tomorrow. So if happens, I will accept god loves me.

Danni is taunting us, he is saying we cannot get $1,500 more for abortion access before the top of the hour to keep him at LEvel 6 forever. I need you to throw in a few bucks to keep him humble tinyurl.com/prepare2give

It’s a shame no one has ever figured out how to vet a candidate ahead of time

oh wow the nazi guy also has problems with women? Who could have seen that coming?

Hello I have a nice bag here, would you mind holding it for me?

This is real btw

Dems are super stupid if they investigate stone. Just shake him and a dozen seditious conspiracies will fall out

Uggg I forgot about my storage unit charges and overdrafted, but I have to renew my motel room tomorrow... If anyone has some cash to throw me I'd be grateful. Otherwise gonna door dash all night wish me luck. venmo.com/u/Abby-Larks...

Saw this on FB. If you’ve ever enjoyed Aqua Teen, please help if you can. Someone who’s such an integral part of one of Adult Swim’s most beloved shows deserves much better than this.

Voting for me is easy. You can write my name in the write-in box and then fill in the bubbles accordingly. If you need to pull out your phone to look up how to spell my name, that’s completely fine. I hope I can earn a first place ranking on your ballot. Andreaformaine.com

Yeah, I got that dog in me. *specifically, separation anxiety and a profound fear of the vacuum cleaner

Just got a text message asking me to review my old apartment building. You know the one that evicted me but is still charging me rent until the end of the month? They did in fact get a review from me. Check out my GoFundMe if you think this sucks. www.gofundme.com/f/help-abby-...

the current director of national intelligence is a guy who two years ago received a trophy declaring he “Fucks Only The Young” at an (oddly dildo focused) event he organized dedicated to the conspiracy that Bed Bath and Beyond never actually went bankrupt

where do i get a custom-labeled mechanicus fluke multimeter though. im seriously asking

Back when I was a full-time debunker, I would have meetings with Very Important People about how to defeat fake news. What tools would we use? Apps? Anti-disinfo schools?? Warning labels?? I would say "support antiracism and antimisogyny initiatives" and watch the light go out of their eyes

boy sure would be a shame if the a future dem admin used this to justify going deep on far right groups ties to terrorists, seditionists and money laundering.

I'm making signed prints of my Mr. Gotcha comic available for the first time ever—you can get the full comic or a large giclée of just the last panel. Signed and numbered as part of this Kickstarter: www.kickstarter.com/projects/gle...

Tarrio wasn't pardoned. His sentence was commuted. This is very important should a future admin want to investigate say weapons charges.

Lol

happy pride, everyone

I have posted a detailed thread debunking the claim Platner married into a Jewish family. That claim was initially advanced by a white supremacist site. It is not simply a skull and crossbones. I have one of those on my own arm. It is a totenkopf, a well known Nazi symbol.

Man if only someone could have told the business guys that consumers fucking hate going from a flat rate to a usage rate. If only there were decades of research. ah well.

The car loan bubble popping right when the shock from oil is highest would be hilarious. for like a second before everyone loses everything.

congrats to jared polis once again

happy pride month (now with alt text) 🌈🌈🌈

Gonna start explaining Greek philosophers as hustle grind set influencers of their era.

It always comes back to Gnosticism.

Did not zee this one coming.