Me pitching a train ad campaign

Just got back from my first day as a bus driver. I think it went well, despite the passengers telling me (wrongly) I was going to wrong destination. Now to crack open a beer and check BlueSky...

I just woke up from a nap and somehow while I was asleep, everyone on the bus has figured out we are not going to the right place

Looking for a path out?

who the fuck WANTS their posts to go viral, have you ever had that actually happen? it's like getting a winning pull on a slot machine if wasps started pouring out the bottom instead of quarters

Schumer put in an induced coma so Chotiner can interview the Baileys.

sorry, but every person has their limit. i'm very tolerant, but i draw the line at LGBT people in broadway musicals.

Unless you think Palestine is a genocide. Then its on sight.

Its always about money.

In a better world the director that pushed for this would get sent to re-education to get the help they clearly need.

These are the icy mountains of Pluto. It took 9 years to get these magnificent images… and 4.8 billion kilometers.

recorded this last week

The democratic party did it over the objections of the GOP.

Stealing someone else's work is bad. Stealing from one of the nicest guys to ever be in the industry is just beyond the pale.

Nuanced take: I think it's really important to give *normal citizens* who supported Trump and off-ramp and *professional writers, pundits and politicians* who supported Trump should have to wear it like a scarlet letter for the rest of their lives

St. Paul needs to come get their boy.

I love how we are so used to this shit the fact that he dresses like an SS officer is just not mentioned.

So that means deutsche bank is going to de-bank the president? As they are have a number of his loans.

If moderates are uncomfortable with “Abolish ICE”, I have a more Beltway-friendly framing they can use: we’re gonna shrink ICE so small that we can drag it into the bathroom and drown it in the bathtub.

If the basic project is expanding and straightening the American empire, everything this administration has done - destroy soft power, wreck alliances, abandon shared ideals, withdraw for the intl institutions America built, and general erratic behavior - will have the opposite effect.

Hi it's me, author of "Fuck Unions: Why Dems Need To Destroy Those Dirty Sweaty Hogpeople" back with my latest book, "Gone Woke: How Democrats Lost Their Connection To The Working Class"

I know people are focused on the SC but the fifth has to be expanded to dilute this guys power. this guy can not be a judge.

Reform happens before November.

While it has no penalty in the consitution a dem president could just order all of the enoulement violation shit to be siezed.

They will violate this because they are terrible, but it is still a good sign, especially if the judge reacts with quickly when they do.

Rather than blocking every trump admin account individually, subscribe to this and block them all. it gets updated so the icegov account is already on it.

Look all I am asking is dems to bring the same anger and energy to this that Charles Sumter did. His constant shit talking speeches pissed slavers off so much they beat him on the senate floor. Once he was recovered he fucking went right back at it.

ICE can’t come on Bluesky and harass and insult Will Stancil. That’s our job! Keep up the good work, Will!

Fuck it I don’t care anymore

The fifth trump pardon is free if you have a fully filled out coupon

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me again

huge congratulations to @froggyblink.bsky.social for absolutely nailing the assignment on the first-ever skeet to feature a functioning $TSLA cashtag

me telling my playgroup that I built such a good deck that we shouldn't even have a game.

this is fucking incredible

my #$WIFE took all my #$APES in the #$DVRCE I'm going to #$KMS

To underline the point that a lot of Americans have a cartoon understanding of dictatorships, consider that even Hitler had to worry about public opinion and in fact one of the key functions of the gestapo was assessing the mood of the country.

motion to expedite denied in the paramount / WBD chancery case this morning. if you real nerds want more info, subscribe to chancery daily lol I need to pay the mortgage and no one is paying me to post on bluesky, despite what the actual president of the united states might claim.

People need to stop huffing doomium. Yes trump and the gop will try to fuck with the election. They do that every election. Yes it should be treated seriously and you stay aware. but thats far from elections are canceled/stolen.

This is the correct-day activation of the Social Media Quarterly Estimated Tax Payments Warning System! Today is the day to make your payments if you haven't already!

Its July 2020 and Donald trump is threatening to invoke...

First date idea: lie in bed and dissociate next to each other

Ive long argued trump is way weaker than people think. The dude can't even get a political enemy charged with a crime. That's authoritarian 101 shit.

Give how well mn politicians are doing, will stancil is going to be the most popular dem in the state by next week.

When they kidnap walz, no one should take the bait

For those keeping track, ICE loot drops have now given us a flash bang and a magazine. If you get a 30 constitutional observer raid together, I think you have a 5% chance of getting us an APC to transport whistles to coffee shops.

NEW: The Bureau of Prisons won't explain why Ghislaine Maxwell was transferred to a cushy facility after she met with Deputy AG Todd Blanche. So we filed a FOIA request for documents on this—and now we're suing (thanks to the Reporters Committee for Freedom of the Press—@rcfp.org).

They aren't specialists in violence they're just dicks the government gave badges to, don't mythologize being a thug because you're scared of loud noises

Be pro-union so you can call the president a pedo protector and still keep your job