Look up at the sky, at the dark shapes of Coalition airships hanging there. Ask yourself: is there something sinister in moralism? And then answer: no. God is in his heaven. Everything is normal on Earth.

🏳️‍⚧️ happy pride 🏳️‍⚧️

we're trying a new branch of feminism called "diabolical feminism" where- ok so bad news: diabolical feminism has already turned out to be disproportionately white and middle class. it happened SO fast this time. what the fuck

So, @edzitron.com ate his Wheatties this morning

BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED

yarn puller #Cat #Caturday

some sandwich stores need a “medium amount of condiment” option, cause you say “mayo please” and theyre like “yea sure heres a drop of mayo”. or you say “a little extra mayo please” and theyre like “aw yea BIG BOY WANTS SOME FUCKIN MAYO”, and they grab a fire hydrant full of mayo.

My parent's dog might need a bit more training

A lot of medical research on trans people is pretty ass for the simple reason that historically, researchers on trans issues have wanted the conclusion to be anything other than "just let people transition if they want to and focus on how to increase the quality of medical transition"

WIFE: *cutting sandwich* do you want half of my sandwich ME: sure WIFE: which half ME: no the sand half

a quick comic about deflection

unironically a beautiful and effective way to keep grifters out. if you get filtered by an anime catgirl popping up for 2 seconds because it's too cringe and gay for you was your heart really in the systems programming?

I am not going to be “Cut the Penis of A Dead Raccoon Hat” and stop asking

[ #chronoscrappers #oc #artsky ]

THE DALAI LAMA IS WEAK ON MONETARY POLICY.

I don’t know how people keep forgetting that workers rights were entirely written in blood and the capital class had to be threatened with violence before they agreed to things like 8 hour working days and 2 day weekends.

got to play the board game "ROOT" today and I had a good time but lemme tell you a game where every player character comes with a completely different set of rules/mechanics is bit of a struggle to get off the ground with a group that isn't paying like 110% attention.

Holy shit hell yeah

As someone in this demographic, this honestly seems way too high, no way this methodology was correct

we need more solar panels than them, we need more electric cars than them, we need a better healthcare system than them, we need a more robust creative industry than them, we need to push deeper into the oceans, farther into the stars, learn more fundamental truths of existence…

I AINT A DOG I just agree with their ideals

I love ALIEN’s vision of the future. Yes, everyone is still working shit jobs for shit corporations for shit pay. But the good news is they’ve successfully made robots full of milk that are bitchy little fruits

The truth is, there is no defense for Bidens record on Gaza. We ALL know that NOW. They knew it THEN. And you did not. Their crime isn’t “not protesting” (which they still are). Their crime is they were right. And you were wrong. On something monstrous. Own it rather than sickeningly doubling down.

Conservatism is wrong. All forms of it, all expressions of it. There is no healthy compromise with it. It is – inherently – a negative. Stop acting as if it is a reasonable, valuable belief system. It inherently devalues / alienates all deviant speech and ideology. It is anti-human.

I would like to live deliciously at the pump

ok time to go sit at my desk and pretend there’s not a constitutional crisis

incredible art meme potential here lmao

thank god i found it again

twin peaks is a serious crime drama about the depths of grief

Official statement re: Dan Bongino

BREAKING: players made so much garlean cuckold blacked bdsm petplay dronification monsterfucking cnc ageplay yuri porn that the game rating went up

I think that ending might have hurt the overall themes of the work as well. Blegh. I've been trying to wrap my head around it but I can't disassociate the real-life "Fujimoto got tired" reasoning from the actual story. I still love CSM, always will, but damn.

this is your mission. our pedophile president needs you to put on a tactical vest and go to the newark airport at 6 am on monday. your order is to wander around like a confused oaf. when a mom drops her sandwich at jersey mike's and scares you, pull out your gun and start shooting. good luck soldier

"Don't need to scream if you ain't got a mouth" (TADC spoilers)

Yeah so The Amazing Digital Circus continues to be Good Actually

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not only is pineapple on pizza tasty, it is also extremely normal and not even a hot take to say u like it.

doodlin some goobers #kannart

I know it's a silly jokey joke, but people REALLY need to stop anthropomorphizing their boyfriends. "My boyfriend told me" your boyfriend didn't "tell" you anything. "My boyfriend thinks..." your boyfriend can't actually think or feel; just output a convincing simulation of it based on probability 🙄

A leather fetishist seeing right-wingers lick boot: Hey! You're ruining it for the rest of us!