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BREAKING Zohran Mamdani has been sworn-in as the 112th Mayor of New York City.

It’s dangerous out there! Take this! #happynewyear #lemonpig

Stop sending me notifications. I don't need to know about any of that.

Not now. Daddy has to call in artillery fire on his own position, kitten.

Anybody got a good planner that isn't $105? I'm of the opinion that with the right stationary, my life will finally come together. I need your help, internet.

Hoping to bring this energy into 2026

I mean, we could try.

The weather in Gaza is relentless, and Sama'a and her family need our help to survive. Please give what you can.

Virgin Hollywood: Waaaaa. We don't know how to make a new season of TV in under three years. How do you even make a season more than eight episodes long???? Chad Tamil soap operas:

It passed unanimously. Override the veto.

Wanna see real-life miracles? Fund scientific research. A team of US scientists just cured Alzheimer’s in mice — and there is now hope that the disease can be reversed in humans. futurism.com/health-medic...

While your eyes were watching God, my eyes were on that bag.

I wrote some fiction again. I will not be stopped.

Anybody fuck with the Settlers of Catan expansions?

Bumping this again. We only have two days left to make this goal. Anything, even a share, is extremely helpful!

Terrible, always a total magnet. His story about getting cast in Goodfellas, basically his first movie, is so charming www.avclub.com/isiah-whitlo...

Me: Yeah, I like Marty Supreme for the plot. The plot:

In hindsight, I'm thinking this guy being the first choice to be the AG for the entire country was probably indicative of something.

I don’t care how much you want to pay me, I will never do this.

NEW: President Trump's first veto of his second term kills a unanimous bill to fund a major drinking water project in Colorado. Trump had threatened punishment for Colorado for imprisoning his ally Tina Peters. www.9news.com/article/news...

Whereas my ass just assumed it was a New Yorker cover for some reason.

Having a dog shit capacity for remembering names is great when you got trans people in your life, because there's no way I'm remembering anybody's dead name.

New micro fiction. 500 words, I know you got the time. open.substack.com/pub/seawall/...

RIP Isiah Whitlock Jr. We loved all the characters you played, especially as Clay Davis. www.youtube.com/watch?v=4UXJ...

[Echoes of Flesh]

#COMPANIONSofCHRISTMAS: Türst! Türst is a cruel hunter who most-dangerous-games his way through the Swiss countryside during the Christmas season. He hunts with a trio of braying, three-legged schweinhunds (the offspring of a tryst between a hunting hound and a wild boar). 1/

Well, if you all won't say it, I will: Sheeyit.

As a Pasadena native, you have no idea how meaningful Shrinking returning for a third season is. Do you know how much juice I can squeeze out of knowing where something is?

I literally read this piece last night and I found out that she passed away this morning. I think it's a decent enough piece about what it's like dying in this current moment. Tatiana Schlossberg on Being Diagnosed with Leukemia After Giving Birth | The New Yorker share.google/6JlrRulBj6xQ...

Jesus christ. www.npr.org/2025/12/30/g...

I said chatgpt doesn't have a soul and got put on this list

One of the best to ever do it

Stranger Things is interesting, because it's trying to recapture that 1980s kids movie magic and as hard as that is to do these days for a lot of reasons, somebody actually did do it! It was Star Wars: Skeleton Crew! It was great!

Let's fuckin' goooooo.

The gay hockey show is bad, but I'm glad that a gay hockey show is having a moment.

This is why it makes me crazy that admin expects us to have "proof." My proof is that I've read thousands of pages of student writing and I know the difference

I’ll repost this every time I see it— Caniff is one of the best to ever do it, and this is one of my all-time favorite pieces of sequential art 🥰

That terrible moment when you start making a new friend as an adult right before you ask if they like Steely Dan or not.

My wife put My Strange Addiction on and I'm of the opinion that everyone involved in this production should be executed.

Last Call for Mass Market Paperbacks 📚 share.google/ac683MasCL9B...

Honestly, if this asshole wants to brag about bombings that never happened, that's fine by me. We just assassinated the Grinch. Died like a dog. A weird green dog. Little Suzie. Going to have a very nice Christmas. Just do what they did to Franco in his final years.

Ref! Look behind you! Look!

Hey, if they wanna leave California, I got a great place we can send you.

It's true. These days, you can't even get a movie with Charles Grodin made anymore.