Now’s a great time to pick up Alaa’s book, folks. It is perfectly titled: you have not yet been defeated Alaa was not defeated!

More importantly: They hired a man named Robert Starbuck.

Okay because I just spent a half hour digging through the list and feel like folks don't realize just how many movies are free (in the US) on YouTube, here is a list of Zoe Approved flicks you can watch: John Wick 1, 2, and 3 Shaolin Soccer Kung-Fu Hustle Jennifer's Body O Brother, Where Art Thou?

I beg y'all to take the 30 seconds it took me to Google this and figure out it isn't real before getting angry and posting on Bluesky about it

and some b&w stuff!

I haven't posted about commissions in a while, but I'll be opening two slots for October! Hit me up if you need a cool illustration or a character design! [email protected] DMs are open too!

Dozens of people are trapped under rubble in Gaza City as deadly Israeli attacks intensify and ground forces advance.

Their tough guy act sure seems to disappear anytime the rest of us stick together and tell them to get fucked.

A pop up box on Tylenol dot com

madison cawthorn tried to warn us

I know antifa isn't a real organization because I don't get 40 texts a week from them asking for donations.

i finally called tom homan a bitch in the newsletter

Take your Kimmel protest energy and use it to freeze out that hateful JKR too! Maybe HP was a part of your childhood. Well now it's a slap in the face and a dagger in the back of people who just wanna live. Don't let her see a dime!

In case this wasn't already clear:

Google the "business plot" to learn more about how much titans of industry love democracy

Switching Grogu and Mando's names up would make the movie automatically 15% better.

god i just remembered another incident like this. grad school class in SF, ancient berkeley hippie teacher. one day she said my old friend is here we are going to lunch after and out of the dark of the old slide projector booth emerged the fuckin stanford prison experiment guy looking like the devil

Took a while to get to this level of plainspeak, but glad to see it more and more.

I'd like to hate on the Baby Yoda Movie, but that would involve having engage with Star Wars fans and that feels like death.

Anyways, if you're wondering, he's a list of Sinclair Broadcasting stations. I'm sure they'll appreciate you expressing your legally-protected opinion. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of...

If you wanna hurt Sinclair, here's the strat:

how do we put Sinclair out of business

In the twin cities, it’s CW.

It’s Election Day tomorrow! 1. Dems favored to win a congressional special in Arizona. 2. A Dem is vying to flip mayorship of Mobile, Alabama; she’d be city’s first Black woman mayor. 3. GOP defends red-leaning state legislative district in Georgia. Details on each: boltsmag.org/whats-on-the...

I think if Jimmy Kimmel getting his stupid show back is enough to make people feel empowered to fight back against this administration (and maybe even fascism at large 👀) then that’s a good thing.

LOL

trump gave a rally yesterday saying he hates the opposition. his deputy chief of staff said he would wage war on the left. his fcc is pressuring to fire comedians. he's suing the media. he's trying to throw opposition members in prison. the two highest ranking democrats are meeting him to chat.

Imagine having your new Star Wars movie trailer buried because you couldn't help but try to destroy the 1st Amendment.

SCOOP — Part of the reason Disney/ABC may have rushed to sort things out with Kimmel is because tomorrow they have a planned price increase for Disney+ streaming, a Disney source tells me. With subscriptions hemorrhaging since last week, they couldn’t risk losing more users with this announcement.

Trump's targeting mechanism is off. He's forgotten to keep it limited to hated outgroups and started taking on the nice funny man who's a part of people's evening routines and the only pain reliever you can take during pregnancy, a bottle of which can be found in every medicine cabinet in America.

They are running this ad in blue cities in blue states. It’s propaganda intended to create an “internal opposition force”

Trump: "We've got a lot of stupid people in this country running things."

There was no holding back! Check some art from our upcoming book 'Our Soot Stained Heart'

Being offline has improved my life in a lot of ways and also twisted and stressed me out in new and novel ways. So, that's progress.

YOU FUCKING KNOW IT FUCK YEAH

I hope Mamdani does not reschedule his ABC Town Hall now that the network has capitulated. They need to pay this penalty

Someone was trying to take a portrait of their two fave Chickens, and this happened.

There's no more fitting tribute to Charlie Kirk than the one they're giving him right now: nominally Christian survivors on the same grift clambering over one another for more publicity, capped by the shambling, lurching embodiment of everything they long to be. You couldn't write anything meaner

It's sobering, in its way, to realize that there was truly nobody (save, perhaps, his children) who knew him that loved him as a man. He made himself into content, and he died as content, and his funeral is the most content of all. Soundbites to soundbites, bits to bits

One of the frustrating things about falling out with my family is they will vehemently argue against some issue they literally found out yesterday, meanwhile me reading up on something for 20 years means nothing. Also, I have to pretend that they care about not only sports, but women in them.

They should have let Toshiro Mifune fight Godzilla. They let Sanshiro Sugata and Kanbei fight him. Why not Yojimbo?

what fucks me up about the Bluesky TOS update is fucking every adult creator i know wants MORE labels and filter options. we WANT more granular control over the labels and spoilers we can put on our work so people who want to curate their timeline to avoid us CAN DO SO

My old lady us out of town. Time to party with the boys and by thr boys I mean Takashi Shimura and Toshiro Mifune on DVD.

Think about all the really weird shit that chatgpt and grok stole with the word "rapture" in it and how many family annihilators are right now having daily hours long conversations with it about how they are the quantum spark bearers or whatever

By 1960 shooting at Godzilla is basically a jobs program for the Japanese government.

Pure kino. (Photo by @laurieda.bsky.social)

An important doodle.

dang, they lost the hulk, aunt may, and mr fantastic

This might come as a shocker, but this Heat (1995) movie is a real corker.

Doing a land acknowledgement before watching Heat (1995).