I also would never raise children in a hell hole like LA variety.com/2025/film/ne...

Reached Nirvana exploring your aunts body last night🧘🏾‍♂️🧘🏾‍♂️🧘🏾‍♂️

Fuck… FUCK. I think my baby’s favorite music is ska.

CURRENTLY BEING CHASED BY A OOMPA LOOMPA. DOWNTOWN CHICAGO SEND HELP

UCLA?

Mud butt, the squirts, booty chili, deuce stew, the Aztec 2-step, chocolate thunder, bubblies, poop soup, chocolate rain, soup grenade, asplosion, cream of wheaten, blowing spackle, anal juice... Whatever you call it, I got it

Yes, 750,000 people will lose their jobs during the shutdown but will you also think of me during these trying times? Your aunt and I were scheduled for a love making session at the bottom of the grand canyon but we had to postpone 😡😡😡

Wommen have 2 butts

Young’s opinion, which rules that the Trump admin illegally targeted pro-Palestinian students for deportation, is absolutely scathing. “In all our history we have never tolerated an armed masked secret police…ICE brings indelible obloquy to this administration and everyone who works in it.”

OMG this William G. Young opinion that just dropped (12:30pm) in AAUP v. Rubio. It begins with a postcard sent to Chambers and Young's reply card: "Trump has pardons and tanks, what do you have?" WGY: "We the People of the United States — you and me — have our magnificent Constitution"

🎶if you're happy and you know it what's it like

WARNING: watching the green bay Packers will 100% give you diarrhea

The Mets’ hopes for a return to the playoffs were cut short on the last day of the regular season again.

LISTEN UP!! Because I’m only goin. g to say this once: the ongoing rumor that my dick&balls were misshapen after an accident operating heavy machinery are FALSE!! These rumors are spread by my enemies the"woke mob" and ANTIFA because they are scared of the truth. To my fans; we will fight back!!

zuckerberg trying for John Wick this Halloween but ending up more ghislaine maxwell

Chants of "P-C-A!" break out and Pete Crow-Armstrong raises his cap to Wrigley Field crowd and repeatedly pats his heart as he makes his way to center for the top of the 5th. In the home half of the fourth, Crow-Armstrong's 2-run homer made him the 2nd player with a 30-30 season in Cubs history.

Breaking News: Assata Shakur, a Black revolutionary, died at 78. She found sanctuary in Cuba for decades after escaping from a New Jersey prison where she was serving a life sentence in the 1973 shooting death of a state trooper.

What the fuck?

My favorite genre of movie is LA being destroyed: Volcano Terminator 2 Independence Day The day after tomorrow Escape from LA 2012 San Andreas

Was wondering who was silent-farting and stinking up the house but then I realized it was me😮‍💨

sorry bud….🥜✂️

A college basketball icon is calling it a career 👏 Sister Jean has retired from her official campus duties at Loyola Chicago weeks after celebrating her 106th birthday, she confirmed to student publication The Loyola Phoenix.

Everyone in Chicago got their hands on free weiners and celebrated a bears win 😃

Returning Jesus Christ Downed By U.S. Missile Defense 30,000 Feet Before Making Landfall

I hope your day gets better after watching this t.co/DCnJBPgfB7

same. every time I see more coverage of this thing I’m like “Jesus Christ”

@ the haters

Imagine being from Iowa. You can pick a BEAR or you can root for a meat packer? And you choose a packer?

It gets better! Next year you get to watch your team on a rainy, cold day in Iowa city!

Blastin' farts and Breakin' hearts

There haters and the losers (there are many) were working overtime last night(!!) But I was working harder😈😈😈😈

Mourning a podcaster is one of the signs of the apocalypse

Should be banned from the league

Power lines, WNBA games, your aunt.... No one is safe from dildos

We're going to see a record number of firings over social media posts after He dies

Teens keep breaking into our dildo warehouse in Los Angeles 😡😡

If you can read, I recommend: link.springer.com/book/10.1007...

Who gave Gavin Newsom my number 😡😡

Accidentally put too much creamer in my coffee this morning, and I hate to get too graphic, but I am absolutely pissing out my butt rn

Might as well go after the Dementors

The remarks weren’t “about Charlie Kirk,” they were about how this administration is using Kirk’s death as an excuse to shut down critics … and they responded by proving him completely correct.

Oh wow I can wear a shirt displaying what your aunt and I do every Saturday night

A Black man and a homeless man were found hanging from trees in Mississippi yesterday, for those who haven’t seen yet because it’s barely made it out of local news.

You can replace Brock Purdy with any homeless person in San Francisco

You can see the exact moment he dies inside

You can see the exact moment he dies inside

A man in Washington, DC, plays the Imperial March from Star Wars while following patrolling soldiers. One of the soldiers threatens to call the police.

The Chicago Bears have to be some sort of CIA psychological torture operation

I want to be your first president with IBS