Celebrating DA BEARS and weiners today 🌭🌭🐻🐻🏈🏈

Disappointed to discover “Hamnet” wasn’t about a LA police detective solving ham-based crime starring @robdelaney.bsky.social

Chicago vs the World this week

My cousin is a radiology tech at Walter Reed & sent me this picture of Trump’s MRI results. Better than I expected.

RT to ruin a Packer fan’s day

New NFL rule: if you tied with the Dallas cowboys you do not get in the playoffs

Macy’s Thanksgiving Day Parade ends in horror when robe of Baby Yoda balloon falls open, revealing massive genitalia

Everyday, thousands of Los Angelenos come to to me, shake my hand, and THANK ME for going after the woke police and ANTIFA. they are giving me there babies. MakeCaliforniaGreatAgain

Imagine posing for a photographer friend who sells your image to iStock and a year later, you see this is what The Washington Post has done with the image of you walking on a beautiful fall day

🚨🚨 more free wieners in Chicago this Tuesday🚨🚨

By continuing to let teams like packers pacers Fever win, leagues are saying racism is good and we agree with it

Make sure to talk to your doctor about #butt stuff (like poop)

a classic

🚨🚨 your aunt’s hot gravy all over my face and thighs🚨🚨

I want to wish everyone (even the haters and the losers) a happy Thanksgiving 🦃🦃🦃

Happy Thanksgiving from me, and my local zoo’s nutting turtle.

The only thing you have to fear Is running out of beer

Your aunt invited me over to “stuff her turkey”

i’m not sure how but this is real antipolygraph.org/blog/2025/10...

guys i dont think i defrosted my turkey right

Just did a diarrhea The Hague is investigating as a war crime😔

Just about had it with this site. I have been online bullied off another platform. Shame on me for trying to help people…

Brock is Purdy bad

I drove by a house today that had a giant "newsom 2028" banner in their yard. After a loud impulsive groan, I stopped and tent fumigated the house

A person directly familiar with the conversations tells Semafor that Donald Trump has personally pressed Larry Ellison to revive Brett Ratner's "Rush Hour" franchise. www.semafor.com/article/11/2...

BACK-TO-BACK NO. 1 PICKS 👏 The Dallas Wings will have the No. 1 pick in the 2026 WNBA Draft 🌟

They hated him because he told the #truth

New platform, same trolls and haters

After defeating the packers twice next month the Bears will be 3 games up in the standings !!!

A play of the year candidate. Jameis!

Sign at the US Military Academy at West Point:

Elon Musk donated $277 million to Trump so he could steal the federal government’s data, dismantle the nation’s infrastructure, and stop foreign aid from going to nonwhite people. It’s a quid pro quo breathtaking in scope, corruption, and damage, & completely unprecedented in American history.

X rolled out a new feature overnight showing where accounts are based. This network of “Trump-supporting independent women” that claimed to be “real Americans” are based in Thailand. The photos were stolen from European models & posts pushed pro-Trump lines while targeting Islam and LGBTQ people.

If you’re a journalist who’s still on Twitter, from now on in your writing you have to replace “the American people want” with “troll bots in Eastern Europe demand” Being there makes your judgment suspect. I don’t care how savvy you think you are, you’re marinating in a disinformation campaign.

Reminder that these are @mourningcake.bsky.social sports heroes. He worships them. He plays his fiddle after each first down they throw

I wish you all a very hope your fascist president gets arrested day

It’s always the people you expect the most

OH NO! DISASTER! WHAT A BAD IDEA!

Thomas Massie says the FBI is sitting on information that implicates 20 other men in Epstein's child sex trafficking operation They include a rockstar, six billionaires (including one from Canada), a high-profile government official, a very prominent banker, and a magician

I love paywalls now.

rfk jr getting ready to steal your girl with his sex poetry

Are you fucking kidding me it’s like we are living in a cartoon