Rest in Peace, Phil Garner

A little DC morning stroll

movie listings for dogs

Disney’s strategy to roll out 4 different trailers to Doomsday over the span of a month that is attached to a movie that has ZERO cultural significance is absolute insanity

NBA LIVE 96

NCAA GAMEBREAKER 98

Via @saivion.bsky.social:

i wish LSUfreak was around to make a brian kelly GIF

The Falcons have fired receivers coach Ike Hilliard and passing game coordinator T.J. Yates will assume those duties.

Kirby’s superpower is convincing his team filled with 5 and 4 stars that they are the 1989 SMU Mustangs. I know it’s early but I’m not crazy confident for our game on Saturday

so kawhi has two no show jobs?

Men, what's stopping you from dressing like this?

Oh hell yes. ESPN’s 4K feed still has no commercials!

JACKETS!!!

Michael Alejado leading that game tying drive

HANG TIME

Look who’s in the crowd in Ireland! Pop Tarts Tournament of Champions😂

Let’s take a moment to remember our Uncle

Wagon Wheel is just Sweet Caroline for Nashville Bars

Opera comes with a built in VPN. This fun fact of the day is brought to you by the state of Mississippi.

NBA JAM T.E.

good evening

Hey Taylor Swift wanna come on our podcast?

Taylor Swift is a jam band. She: Plays 3-hour shows Has a hit 10-plus minute song Has a in-jokes for hardcore fans Has fans travel thousands of miles to see her Plays multi-night runs at the same venue Has fans hang out before show, selling bootleg merch Impresses two bearded middle aged podcasters

Imagining Mulder and Scully busting an American University frat party.

update: there are also minis

big day around here

Thank you so much for the birthday wishes. I was mistaken as 10 years younger than I am so that was a nice little surprise leading into the weekend

I don't watch cable news so I had no idea it was Colin Robinson in charge of The Great Leap Forward

A coworker thinking I’m 10 years younger as I approach another birthday never gets old

dude, your soda and your boots rock

End blackout restrictions

So I visited this page and unfortunately I visited the comments. The most obvious AI slop you could ever see and the comments are either "Praying for Ryan Day and his family 🙏🏿" or "This is AI, I read this same story about Pete Hegseth" Chat, we have never been more cooked

MAJOR LEAGUE BASEBALL

It hurt me to the bone to be like "oh my god he was right" slate.com/human-intere...

Wildest part is that this guy was vindicated

just shut the fuck up, Ben

Oh no

Who needs Acuña (The Atlanta Braves do but hooray Eli White)

oh I'm crying all right

anyway, more on this later and we'll continue to live in hell, but whoever thought the Tuberville precedent would work in his favor did nnnnnnot consider all the ways in which the Iron Bowl cannot be a 1:1 comp with UT-UGA and I personally find this uproariously funny. Brian Kemp knows no ball

not gonna get fully into this until later bc I'm still pulling sources, but: all these planted stories about Dooley trying for Ossoff's seat are going over even worse than I imagined? which I truly didn't think was possible

Happy 6th anniversary of my “attempt” to beat The Freeze

Big news in the world of the Marvel Cinematic Universe: Mark Ruffalo’s The Hulk is reportedly set to return for next year’s Spider-Man: Brand New Day.

ok ok i wrote about it buttondown.com/theswordandt...

absolutely tremendous use of the “historic motor vehicle” license plate I spotted today