Don’t give yourselves to these unnatural men - gingerbread men with gingerbread minds, gingerbread hearts, and gingerbread houses! You are not gingerbread! You are not cattle! You are men! You have the love of humanity in your hearts!

he just spit out the dems campaign strategy for them, and they will 100% do nothing with it

whites only doritos

Mallory McMorrow, who is running against Medicare for All champion Abdul El-Sayed for US Senate, recently went viral presenting herself as a populist crusader against surveillance pricing. Her record as a Michigan state legislator tells a different story.

With regard to our berobed and beshitted Justice Alito: If the Founders had no capacity to conceive of illegal immigration, then they also had not the imagination to conceptualize automatic weapons. Originalism is and always was a pathetic, desperate lie of miserable, ideological shitheels.

“A man pardoned by President Donald Trump for his actions on Jan. 6 has been sentenced for possessing more than 100,000 child sexual abuse images and videos discovered in connection with his Capitol riot case.” www.nbcnews.com/politics/jus...

nice door stopper asshole, where’d you get it from homotek? yeah, where else would I get it from?

“The worst of the worst” was a lie, exhibit 164. Operation Midway Blitz in charts: Roughly 3,800 detained, and 2,500 deported, most with no criminal record. www.chicagotribune.com/2026/03/31/o...

eh, we’re just talking here

Fun to listen to the guy on NPR speak very plainly about the horrific details of this law only to just sort of leave it hanging out there awkwardly with no further analysis before slipping back into equivocations and reminding people about October 7

There is literally not a single reason Arturas Karnisovas should keep his job after this season ends, but sadly firing him would involve Michael Reinsdorf actually going to work and the failson of a billionaire would never

I love (hate) how every 3 months there's a story about how theres 150 evil white men with insane amounts of $$ who use their influence to ruin everything around us, but we never talk about it bc there's a single mom who wants to buy her kid a cookie with her food stamps and thats what really matters

get fucked duke

important to share stories like this so we can establish a social consensus, and eventually a political consensus: all ICE and CBP officers are abusive monsters who must be purged from society

my daughter who turned 3 a few days ago just called a hedgehog a dickboard

If the estimates were right, there were about 9 million people at No Kings rallies today. That would mean this protest was THIRTY TIMES AS LARGE AS THE TEA PARTY PROTEST which we were told, over and over again, was a massively important sign that US politics had shifted dramatically to the right

Is Israeli food even real?

no moby, I said the no kings protest

another banner day for "if you didn't know sports were real, ESPN headlines would be crazy"

m.youtube.com/watch?v=eC7x... I’ve been extremely stressed lately and this really hit the spot.

Petrodollars ❌ Pedo dollars ✔️

Official statement re: Dan Bongino

Tired: we have to boycott Harry Potter because it was written by a transphobe who uses her royalties to attack trans people Wired: we have to boycott Harry Potter because it’s a stupid book for dumb babies who can’t read

congratulations on learning 2+2=5 Lakynn

celebrities think they’re above the law

all trump has to do is lie for 30 seconds and the idiot stock bros are like, “he really means it, let’s get these stocks back up.”

Squeezed by data centers' relentless demand for electricity, a Nevada energy company just said it's going to stop supplying energy to Tahoe. The city has a year to figure out how to meet 75% of its energy needs without it.

Illinois’ center looks like a giant version of rizzo from survivor

Tarris Reed is older but I think he’s worth an early second and would make a good backup center

Oh NOW the elite want people to work from home again

You have to run underneath pontius pilate when he jumps to rescue the princess and avoid crucifixion.

Sayed is so much better

Just a year ago, we heard reducing the deficit was so important Elon Musk had to fire as many scientists, forest rangers and Black women on the government’s payroll that he could find. Now? 🤷🏾‍♂️

the bloods run this costco now

Support the USPS

does anyone have the “money is tight right now yeah it’s sick” tweet?

nice

Nearly 6 billion people live in the 101 countries that a study has identified as confronting a net decline in water supply — signaling enormous challenges for food production and a heightening risk of conflict and instability. (Published July 2025)

hop in losers, we’re doing suicide bombings

Happy St. Patrick's Day, New York.

masterful gambit to make shipping costs go up higher by artificially reducing the supply of truck drivers in the middle of the biggest energy crisis in 50 years

live from london it’s kippers for breakfast aunt helga!

It is the anniversary of the My Lai massacre today. I'd say that even more than most years, it's important to remember what happened. And the role Hugh Thompson, an active serviceman, played in both stopping and publicising it. Despite enormous military, political and public pressure to stay quiet.

what the fuck is this nonsense?

Election Day in IL is TUESDAY! AIPAC, Crypto, & AI have spent over $12 million in #IL08 & #IL09 to try and stop @katmabu.bsky.social & @junaidforus.bsky.social. That's how much two political outsiders scare them. They know we can beat career politicians & the lobbies that prop up them up.

41 years old, evacuated here legally, asylum case pending, kidnapped while driving his six children (one a US citizen) to school. Dead within 24 hours. Betrayed and murdered by the United States government. 42nd confirmed and reported death in ICE custody under Trump.