Ever since falling down the Transformers hole, I’d been deliberately been holding off on IDW just because I thought it’d be funny to not read the most beloved Transformers thing but I would watch/read all this other shit. Eh, the joke’s gotten old.

On a less imposing note, I got some seekers. I’m pretty picky with decos (the ‘86 ones do nothing for me) but these (dark blue with red highlights, purple bordering on pink and jet black) are maybe the best these two have looked imo.

Continuing with Studio Series One (this wasn’t intentional, this is just how my purchases broke down), Airachnid! Yes my first 2026 toy purchase in 2026. She looks great and the extra legs are always nice. Can she stand on them? Close enough!

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I saw this and one of these videos started forming in my mind as I looked at it

Why didn’t we get an episode of Earthspark about Starscream losing his mind while stuck inside Terratronus but we got TWO Fairmaestro episodes

2026 will go down in the annals of history as that time I spent like $140 on multiple Sky Lynxes in the span of like, a month

Sucks that this 64 year old Rocky & Bullwinkle joke still hits now

scott cawthon is like if kanye west didnt even make graduation

POV: Soundwave runs up and caves your skull in

Actually I take it back, no amount of Clancy Brown is worth how the series treats Quintus as like, infallible Christian God as often as it does and the way the kids and Terrans are treated as “specials” rubs me the wrong way Liege Maximo on the other hand, hell yeah brother, evil is INFINITE

Really though what happened to these guys

Finally, straight positivity. I got 07 Elita from the movie toyline which is a redeco of Energon Arcee. Bot mode’s got charm and a huge ass spring-loaded bow she can’t hold in her useless flipper hands

Continuing with Studio Series One, Sentinel Prime looks imposing and feels nice, but holy back kibble he really can’t do much besides stand there, and the gun shield thing doesn’t add much imo. The battle mode is whatever, kinda silly looking (yes that’s how you’re supposed to do the feet)

Studio Series Elita’s pretty fun in bot mode, especially with the inclusion of the incredibly useful “what the fuck are you talking about” head tilt but the transformation is not fiddly, it is the entire string quartet, and the bike is incredibly underwhelming

I have to stay logged in so I can look at all the awesome pornography I have bookmarked though

I kinda prefer when “transformer” is the name of their species and not “Cybertronian” cuz like 9 times out of 10 there’s gonna be transformers from other planets besides Cybertron

Lemme update my Primes tier list real quick

Real ones know this is Skodwarde

something something teto

Sometimes I remember I have a copy of Batman: Fortunate Son

asuka is in sonic racing crossworlds because she played the sega saturn that one time and sonic was so moved by her brand loyalty she was allowed to race with him

Bridge incident

none. all my takes kick ass and you can set your fucking watch to it

A DaThings classic, updated for this particular day:

Chromia’s taking the ‘cons right to the slammer

“I don’t need Star Convoy. I’ll make my own base mode. With blackjack. And hookers.”

So this is actually my first Weaponizer (I’ve had dalliances with the other -izers besides the micromaster playset ones) and Slammer’s pretty cool in bot mode. A bit loose due to having to break apart but not at all untenable

ROUGE THE BAT?!

They got Moon Child in the new Wolverine

Aw yeah garbage

I also got Earthspark Megatron, mostly cuz I thought the alt was neat. The bot’s not half bad though, about up to standard for these cheaper lines, although there is some strangeness, like the kinda weird looking fusion cannon and what is this face supposed to convey exactly

I’ve heard mostly negative things about Legacy Pointblank, and I can see where people are coming from when they say the articulation’s lacking, but I dunno, I think he’s got enough character to make it through that. I also dig the targetmaster more than I reasonably should

Happy Pride Month

"I sent Bludgeon to the hell dimension because he disrespected gamers"

They’re not even gonna Goodfellas Dave Filoni, they’re gonna Old Yeller him

Love when this kinda shit happens

When Eliwood asks if he’s getting deployed in Hector hard mode

KoF is so cool I wish Shermie was real