can't die. gotta touch big boobs first.

Forgot to upload the rest of my rock guys. Shard is WAY better at the whole Armorizer thing than Magneous. I am rather fond of giving Legacy Elita more arms to box with though

Dark Knight Rises is on in the background, and Batman’s fuckin UFO in this movie cracks me up every time

Y’know, Gort doesn’t make for a bad Cancer. Cancer on the other hand doesn’t make for a great Highbrow

Artwork used internally at DIC Entertainment during the production of the Super Mario World cartoon, replacing Marge Simpson with Mario. According to a former DIC employee, this was made due to an inside joke at the studio, though the exact nature of the joke has been lost.

G1 toon Optimus Prime is unknowable in the way that your dad’s kinda unknowable to you as a real person when you’re like 5. G1 comic/Skybound Optimus Prime is unknowable in the way that he’s seen so much that he takes a hardline stance on mitigating bloodshed as much as possible. Both have merits

Super-God Masterforce fans be like “I LOVE CANCER” Yes I finally got an ever-elusive Squeezeplay from that dogwater 4-pack from last year. I really enjoyed Masterforce so I was glad to finally get one for a not-too-expensive price

You need to read Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Adventures. Now.

Metal Cardbot looks pretty cool, and then they show the vehicle modes and I’m unfortunately like

I’ve had time for Transformers #24 to stew for a little while now and while I still think it’s a satisfactory conclusion, it definitely needed more pages. Props to DWJ for trying but attempting to engender sympathy for any iteration of Starscream is fighting a losing battle Yes even this one

Me and my friends get no respect What does Scooby do that we neglect

Guys I wouldn’t pay Commander price for: Magnaboss, Tripredacus, JR-X Guys I would pay Commander price for: a big guy that turns into a combine harvester

Any Transformer can be a weaponizer if you try hard enough

Thinking about that Doug tweet again from like a week ago and I think in the race to the bottom between Doug, Rocket Power and Catdog for my least favorite of the “classic” Nicktoons, Doug might be the worst. Catdog’s pretty miserable though it has a few moments, plus the kickass theme song.

maid service?

It is a BEAUTIFUL day

Thinking about the Swimsuit Boss figure Spikechun revealed years ago and never relased

#Superman ♀

“Well you should keep your collections separated by aesthetic” fuck you, armorized G1 Skullgrin

“You modeled Megatron to Hasbro’s notes right?” “Yep, enormous dick-sucking lips included” “Good”

Kiiiinda wish we got a whole line of the -izers/break-apart Junkions

I should read Chainsaw Man

This post has vindicated me for my lifelong dismissal of Doug

This is real btw

Remember the episode of Doug where Doug finds out that Skeeter reads theory and loses his fucking mind bc he is an insecure social vampire whose sense of self worth depends on his belief that he is necessarily smarter and better than all of his friends

Sonic fighting Skibidi Toilet is funny idc

Thinking about making a hierarchy of needs but it’s what I look for in a Transformer toy

When a conservative pundit dies and people start saying what a great person they were

Got Magneous and Shard from last year! The rock guys are seriously part of why I wanted to get into collecting, the break-apart gimmick of these and others of the last couple years are really charming to me. More detailed thoughts and abominations to come. Jetstorm, afterburn

Oh my god I need to eat

Noncon- non-consensual Constructicon- manufactured consent Stunticon- consenting but like doing it while doing sick-nasty tricks Combaticon- consensually fighting each other while doing it Terrorcon- consenting but both people are scared Seacon- consenting in the ocean Duocon- both parties consent

Batman: Masking my Orgasm

Rare capeshit HBO channel W, Mask of the Phantasm is on

witch of the deeper forest

Alright let’s see what this Knights of Guinevere thing’s all abou- Oh god it’s Walter

Having a vanishingly rare completely free day so I decided to play with my toys and give em a little backstory. Various groups of Transformers find themselves on a desk shaped world to fight over its resources. The factions are… (thread)

It kills me how they started Age of the Primes with the worst first impressions for the Primes possible. Like we got the guy who’s always sucked in everything he’s ever been in, a refrigerator, a purple refrigerator, and the human pet guy

I like the implication that Scooby-Doo is some sort of physician here

Come back to me