save me chubby woman with large chest

“Are you guys prepared to die?”

Spinitletsbeginitbearandgrinitwhenyoureinityoucanwinitinaminutewhenyouspinitspinitspinit

I need Rainbow Mika to crush my head between her thighs like a grape

Call of duty is dying rt to make it die faster

Seriously why the fuck did they call you that

TIL: The Tom newspaper meme is from a boring ass cartoon where Tom tries to capture a bear that forcibly dances with him every time music is played and it’s not really amusing or funny

So I don’t think it’s that unpopular to say that I really don’t like the Animated Dinobots at all, but I had to admit, they looked like pretty cool toys. You can connect the dots from here. Bot mode’s pretty alright, love the huge sword and the opening hands

I quote this far too much.

Half Life Opposing Force is the best Half Life cuz it’s a mean asshole game that tries to kill you all the time

Y'know I don't know if I ever showed BlueSky the time Hot Rod was homophobic to Shockwave

First footage of Link and Zelda in The Legend of Zelda live-action movie released

Do you have to ask

I think “Peace” is better than like 90% of the rest of Marvel UK Transformers if I’m being honest with myself

Watching Family Guy after watching a bunch of American Dad earlier this year makes one incredibly attuned to the fact that Hailey’s VA also voices like every female incidental character in Family Guy

God, it’s so funny how this episode keeps cutting back and forth between Misha’s dead parents backstory and shit like this

That one Tom and Jerry cartoon where they kill themselves at the end isn’t bad because it’s “dArK” it’s bad because it’s tedious and boring

*Transformers #26 spoilers*

obviously not a new topic of discussion but it really is crazy how perfect a name nuzlocke is for the challenge despite having literally nothing to do with the rules and being a result of like 8 coincidences piling up on top of each other. maybe he was right.

The Galvatron Apparition

I would like to point out that Horowitz’s own Alex Rider book series had the main character get shot at the end of the 5th book and while fading from consciousness he sees his dead parents like he’s going to the other side. And in the 6th book he’s just in the hospital and it’s kinda no big deal

Y’know with the way this show has been going, I have to imagine Optimus’s thought process during his self-imposed exile at the end of Armada went something like this

Also “The future holds only conflict and mayhem!” “Tell me you forgive me!” and of course “I’ll kill you!”

Transformers: Age of Extinction (2014)

It's been a little while since the last abysmal dogshit Transformers thing I watched. Let's see if this one fits the bill.

Other guy I got: Thrilling 30 Megatron! Yes I finally got a Megatron, he’s from IDW which I’ve never read and it’s got a black helmet, as God intended. Bot mode looks great and his gun is Evo-Fusion.

Hey remember that time Huffer came to Earth in the first issue of the Marvel comics and the first things he does is complain and then throw it back

A couple trade-ins later and I got 2 new guys. First up, G1 Huffer. For anyone who followed me on Twitter back in April of last year, you might remember I developed a sitcom nemesis-esque relationship to Huffer when I watched the G1 cartoon, to the point where I celebrated when they revealed he died

Now Thrust wasn’t the only toy I got in the mail, I also got Energon Roadblock, a show I’ve never seen. Apparently this is a retool/new body of Inferno from that show, and it’s a gem. The truck mode is a ton of fun (it rolls! It’s got a missile! The crane arm moves!)

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So The Binder of Revelation leaked after collecting dust in a filing cabinet for a decade and I can see why but also SIX LASERS OVER CYBERTRON MENTIONED

THERE GOES ANDREW CUOMO... THE BIGGEST ASS... THAT EVER LIVED. WHAT A DOUCHE

“How come I wasn’t elected mayor?” “Cuomo, you’re a rapist”

the gop tried to sling mud at several dem candidates this cycle with 'and they support VIOLENCE and want to KILL REPUBLICAN POLITICIANS!' and voters broadly went 'oh shit for real?' and pulled their lever

Yeah this is still probably my 2nd favorite Castlevania behind 3, so damn good

Preemptive strike for Dick Cheney

New awareness campaign

halloween is the best holiday because it’s the one that’s the most community focused. also because it’s the horniest