Y’know I dream that I get killed a lot

If you work for ice please understand that your kids will laugh at a character based on you dying in an action movie before the end of the decade. They’ll be in movies for really little kids. Like Phineas and Ferb shit. There will be an action figure of you with a detachable head

Anyway I got those two from @giotheperson.bsky.social, hit him up if any of these bots look cool

They end up winning this battle btw

Anyway, time for the real crowd-pleaser, it’s Energon Snow Cat (or Super Link Snowstorm, same diff). And boy does it speak to how much I didn’t like Cyclonus/Sandstorm that I much preferred a character who’s a verbal tic with legs. Anyway this bot mode oozes charm, big chunky guy with a cool head.

Mail call again. Let’s eat our (figurative(comparative)) vegetables first, it’s SS86 Ironhide. Managed to find one at a more-than-reasonable price, and for all the bitching I do about needless fidelity to G1 model sheets, Ironhide’s design kinda became quintessential within the franchise (cont)

I need Rainbow Mika to crush my head between her thighs like a grape

If we get R.Mika she better return as a Heel.

There’s one track in the Transformers Superlink soundtrack that plays in like every episode and this is all I heard every time

*Transformers #28 spoilers but not really* Y’know I think I kinda miss when there were less of you people

YEAH FUCK HIM UP

RT if you've never had a tab of ChatGPT open 'just to do quick research'

The blood on the hands is a chilling detail, and also entirely warranted

I had Linkara’s Secret Wars II video on while I was working today (it’s good background noise if nothing else) and as a result I am now… um… learning about Volcana

Streets are safer when ice is gone ☀️

Ben Affleck’s Batman is fuckin funny looking. They padded out his suit to give him more bulk but it just makes him look like a weird baby man

I also got the whole POTP Terrorcons. What a buncha creeps. I love it. Bot modes for all these guys are serviceable at worst (Sinnertwin is quite bland) but they’re mostly pretty good!

Big mail call today. First up, POTP Dreadwind and Darkwing. Delightful Decepticon mooks retooled from Aerialbot molds which makes me look forward to getting a CW Superion at some point. Anyway, bots are cool, Prime Armor is a serviceable visual stand-in for the Powermasters

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Car Robots prooooooobably has my favorite cast out of any Transformers cartoon

Transformers Alternators but they’re all mass consumer vehicles. Sideswipe but he turns into a Toyota Camry

You can get away with it.

Fucked up that this space shuttle mounted to a brick rolls better than most recent Generations car robots I have

I gotta tell ya, this is pretty terrific

Jonathan Ross murdered Renee Good in cold blood and he should be rotting in a prison cell at least. Now that the facts have been stated, anyone else find it wild he killed someone named Good? I joke about nominative determinism a lot but holy fuck. ICE is evil, they literally killed a Good person

no movie franchise has had as many sendoffs as pre-reboot fox x-men. just get out of here already man

*Me after a week of being sick, emerging from a cocoon of snot and cold sweat, with a rejuvenated mind free of malaise* …the Constructicons should be Italian

MARTIAN MARIO SWING DE ARM OUT AND OUT SEX OH YES ENTER SUPER MARIO I SHIT FOR MORTAL KOMBAT HEY CAPTAIN MARIO MINOR FAULT OH YA SUCK IT THAT IS THE MARIO MARTIAN MARIO SWING DE ARM OUT AND OUT SEX OH YES ENTER SUPER MARIO I SPLIT FOR OH NO GAY MEN HEY CAPTAIN MARIO MINOR FAULT OH YA JUST FOR GAYS

Tea bags can be used twice, right?

The International Red Cross / Red Crescent orgs are solid. We've worked alongside them in other countries. Support the Venezuelan Red Cross here (confirmed not on sanction list):

you simply do not have to preface your statements about this with “but Maduro sucks” whether or not Maduro sucks is entirely beside the point - we invaded another country and grabbed their leader with no justification other than “we wanted to” don’t give them cover on it

year of the horse

Picked up a Tasmania Kid a few days ago. I like the robot mode but the alt mode really isn’t doing it for me. I dunno if it’s cuz the otherwise fine transformation won’t let me peg in his scalp which is very distracting, or because the Tasmanian devil is just weird looking, but I can’t jive with it

Oh my god

Hey anyone else get really long repetitive dreams when they’re sick

I know that most of you follow me for the gimmick, and some of you follow me for Transformers, but if you’re not in it for some TNA, then you’re not gonna survive the winter

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You better have said happy birthday to Elphelt on Christmas