Stefan
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Tuesday enthusiast. Room-temperature water drinker by necessity.
The Joker has no need for selectable gears.
about 5 hours ago
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"Football-patterned cellophane? The lettuces look rotten now." "Yes, but we are selling them to England fansâthe market segment that ranks first in impulsivity and last in sound judgment."
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trundle
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My main objection to fine dining is this: due to the means by which wealth is accumulated, those who can afford such a luxury generally do not deserve it.
1 day ago
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Until the 1910s, all cars required a supervisor's seat to ensure gentlemanly grasping of the tiller.
1 day ago
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Within conservative circles, the Addams Family remain highly controversial. Not because of their indifference towards human sufferingâfor this is considered virtuousâbut instead because Gomez actually loves his wife.
2 days ago
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"Can the Xbox consoles be laid off too? Is that a thing?", reads a whiteboard note in a Microsoft boardroom, circled several times with arrows pointing theretoward.
2 days ago
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dan
2 days ago
just remembered small stuart saturday, one of the lowest points in my life
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It is now fashionable to boast that one's services are not as real as one's customers. (Even Victorian quacks avoided being so bold.)
2 days ago
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3 days ago
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Zach ăăăŁăăŒ it's Nice Nature
4 days ago
I put my slice of pizza face down in defense mode
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A Waymo vehicle was being tested in my local area this evening. Initial driving behaviour seemed impressive by the fleet's standards: the car in question parked on a double-yellow line for less than three minutes.
4 days ago
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The Transformers franchise began when someone whimsically asked whether a truck could kill a gun.
4 days ago
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In Toy Story 5, Buzz becomes the main antagonist by declaring himself a zoinist. He is eventually cured when the other toys switch him to Spanish mode permanently.
5 days ago
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Having originally sought the business name "Trash Cab", market research forced the business to anglicise the pun.
5 days ago
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Whoever insists on hiring taxis is thereby denied a particular delight: having an entire bus deck to oneself.
6 days ago
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Please do not swallow a street.
6 days ago
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"Is the lettering finished on Paul Matthew's lorry?" "Yes." "Did you check the spelling this time?" "Definitely."
6 days ago
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6 days ago
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How exactly can charcoal be eclectic? Does a blend of exotic hardwoods offer a significant return on investment?
6 days ago
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The quotation marks around "available all day" provide crucial leeway for the buffet proprietors.
6 days ago
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It has happened. Fish suppers have passed the twenty-pound bulwark.
6 days ago
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Choose your fighter.
6 days ago
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As we all know, including fries as a topping is the sine qua non of American pizza.
6 days ago
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Hurry, fewer than six months and nineteen days remain.
6 days ago
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Here at last.
6 days ago
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Someone imported a Soviet van from Latin America, only to be greeted on arrival by a parking ticket.
6 days ago
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Could you finish an entire fish and chips kebab burger?
6 days ago
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When taking calls, their receptionist is instructed to pronounce "PNS" slowly and cautiously.
6 days ago
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Botanically, pepper is a fruit. Dr Pepper is therefore a juice.
7 days ago
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Abbreviating "stomach" to "stomch".
7 days ago
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Halo 3 Fries will now be playable in Sonic CrossWorlds. Halo 3 Coke was excluded due to the separate Pepsiman DLC.
7 days ago
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Some unscrupulous individual has sucked a supposedly fresh Sonic dry.
7 days ago
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Davidâ¶đŹđč
8 days ago
....is a corndog a sandwich?
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Whoever threw that apple core could have taken several more bites from each end.
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8 days ago
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Every Pokemon Frame in Order
8 days ago
Pokemon - Season 1 Episode 76 - All Fired Up! Frame 98/2300 Timestamp: 00:02:01.579
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Steve
3 months ago
When you get to Heaven they lay out all the pairs of shoes you wore in your life and you get to look at them and go âOh yeah I kind of remember wearing those onesâ
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My landlord: Someone will arrive today to install new doors. Door installer: Hello, here are your new doors. Goodbye.
10 days ago
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shy's video folder
13 days ago
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"French toast" is but the beginning. Many lands, in fact, have a national toast: garlic bread in Italy, rarebit in Wales, Texas toast in the barbecue states, et cetera. Melba toast remains curiously unclaimed.
10 days ago
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Taco Bell has doubled all prices in its Dollar Cravings menu. "It's simpleâwe have a craving for dollars", a spokesperson explained.
10 days ago
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A DaThings classic, updated for this particular day:
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11 days ago
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Work and sleep remain the bitterest of adversaries.
12 days ago
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Idea for a pest control gimmick:
12 days ago
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Blazing Gespenst Salaryman
14 days ago
[volume warning] wanted to make sure one of my favorite posts is on here
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14 days ago
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It is a truth universally acknowledged that lunch crisps differ from dinner crisps.
14 days ago
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Thrifting par excellence.
14 days ago
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Had the sausage industry never claimed it, "Corndog" would have been a perfect pet name.
16 days ago
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Tutting every time I buy an individual onion at Tesco, in case anyone mistakes me for approving of microtransactions.
16 days ago
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