Boarding a bus for the purpose of grooming? What could possibly go wrong?

You, foolish: If you only watch episodic shows, you never have to worry about missing an episode. Me, wise: If you never watch any shows whatsoever, you also never have to worry about missing an episode.

Did generative AI kill the bespoke homework-writing industry, or is a real human's prose—that voice and craft of the particular judging, caring subject, unspoiled by any flavourless hodgepodge of aggregation—something still desired by cheaters?

"This Whopper Junior's really something. It sounds big, but also compact." "What are you insinuating, lieutenant?" "Oh, I mean no offence sir. My wife, Mrs Columbo, really likes these." "And?" "It's just, it puzzles me. If it's both a 'whopper' and also 'junior', wouldn't the two terms cancel out?"

The singular taxicab I was forced to book in rural Shireshire still plagues my inbox.

Of course professional wrestling is a sport. It is a sport in the same league as figure skating or gymnastics, for instance. The only difference is that the appraisals are unofficial, and issued by the audience as a whole rather than a few judges.

They annotated the new snack wraps.

Somebody refused to pay for the spiciest part of the pineapple.

Sui dynasty chef: Try this. I took cooked rice, then cooked it again. Customer: Not bad, but it could take a thousand years or so before anyone else will want some.

Out of context, architectural massing diagrams can seem amusingly odd.

ICP: rappers. The Joker: foppish thief. Pennywise: terroriser of New Englanders. Krusty: crass, aging misanthrope. Ronald McDonald: spokesman for the zionist hamburger trade. The lesson here is that if you desire success as a clown, actual circus skills are quite irrelevant.

The Swedish embassy has its own diplomatic traffic cones.

It must be a rarity for anyone to be bilingual before nursery.

Nine out of ten builders cannot tell the difference.

Imagine training bears—Italian or otherwise—as Chocolatiers.

Would you pass Percy's Passage?

Steak-frites but free from any semblance of Gallic sophistication.

What is your favourite type of chicken and fries? Mine is NHS.

They built a life-sized Capitalist Nexus from the popular educational boardgame; "Do Not Build The Capitalist Nexus".

Dwight's place could use a new coat of paint.

This play area was built by an alien civilisation trying to ascertain the human form by pure guesswork.

The Dark Age has finally ended.

Middle-managers are trying to advertise water.

A PSA:

Goodenough College has closed after the "enough" deterred too many prospective students.

But that is a shop, not a day.

Yes, one clobber please.

A billboard for this season's new shade of grey:

The temperature is in double digits: Paul has declared it is time to build a gazebo in his front yard.

We are fast approaching "Place, Japan" levels of blossom.

Never the twain shall meet.

Rick is still trying to sell his singular oyster.

Heavens, so too do we all.

As we know, Turkish Delight is made from Kirby's congealed flesh.

Three bakeries for ten sterling, but only for the next minute.

They were unceremoniously shuttered on suspicion of purveying their namesake product.

Please do not offer Guinness to a baby.

As a child, I assumed that the BBC changed its logo in 1997 to mourn princess Diana.

Somehow, even the imitation AI site is depriving humans of work:

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Today's Bluesky developer controversy has revealed a crucial point: there is a lucrative market for Pool Phones.

A new government-approved match stipulation: Loser Gets Whooping Cough (So Does Winner).

What a difference a single day can bring.

Finally, "Android ". The release so light on resources that its version number is a whitespace character.

Windows 12 will be the last release of Microsoft's flagship product, due to a lack of shareholder enthusiasm for anything thirteen or above.

Alas that I will soon revert to being persona non grata in the United States. All things considered though, this has been true de facto for a fair while.