experimenting with proportionally accurate longswords. this actually worked better than i thought. you can do either odd or even height, which have different pros and cons. making extensive use of the relatively new u+1fb00-u+1fbff symbols for legacy computing. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Symbols...

before you ask, yes, i've already checked ebay - if you play the Neutral Milk Hotel collectible card game i am still looking for a Pree Sisters holofoil to complete my gardenhead deck, please lmk if you have one for trade

Apollo 13, but Scooter is in the background of some of the mission control scenes.

Just turned to my wife and said "look babe, Andy Richter just made enchiladas. BlueSky really has the juice."

Micheal Cera: Tomb Raider

From a good friend in Minneapolis: "Target is allowing ICE to stage in their parking lots, use their restrooms, and abduct people from inside their stores - so if you weren’t boycotting already, now is the time." They were staging in Chicago as well.

Explaining the American Catholic Great Awakening of 2026 to my grandkids like "okay so it started when this guy named Bob from Chicago got made pope and then the Bears suddenly won a playoff game"

It sounds like comically specific hyperbole but it is verifiably true that in the same year Elon Musk predicted fully autonomous taxis serving half the nation, what actually happened was his chatbot became a pedophile

Nine Delights 2026

unstoppable force (US/UK boomer need for care labour) vs immovable object (the global g20 rage against immigrant labour)

"Alamo Ayahuasca House"

What’s the smallest amount of money you would reach into a toilet to get? Mine is a skittle

At this point my mom coulda put a whole third kid through college with how much she's spent on Duraflame logs over the years.

R. L. Stine actually stands for "Red Lobster Stine"

Tis the season for Peach and Dennis fighting

“Mr. Stark, finally, the sweet release of oblivion…” - depressed Spider-man

11 Nov 2025

hypermasculine aprons

I like how this family is firmly in Not Domesticable but will be your friend.... maybe

coordinating with my neighbors to turn trick-or-treating down my block into a sort of walking baked potato bar

Which band would be the funniest one to say their band’s name as often in song as The Beastie Boys do?

Drumline (2002) staring Richard Dreyfuss.

*Lil Jon Voice* States' Rights to What

this implies the existence of a Yaoi Gagarin

this month's Fold Up Club release : Crucifixion

I have a friend whose mom drives with the windows down and heater on. She calls it “the best of both worlds” and she is my spiritual guide

It started taking the piss, how did it end up like this? (It was only the piss) It was only the piss Now I'm right bloody chuffed and she's calling me naff While he's popped round the chip and she's havin’ a laff

Called the local HVAC place yesterday and said that my A/C is "struggling to keep up, but technically functioning" and the lady on the phone said "hah, me too" and I'm worried I didn't laugh hard enough at it and might have given her a complex.

Okay I found the most depressing post

petitioning the emoji consortium to plead for the inclusion of both :toot: & :confuoot:

I don't get how the male loneliness epidemic can be a thing when collectible card games exist.

if you get The Zoomies you will not see Heaven

Boob culture is about providing for all, feeding the hungry, milk for all who need it. It is inclusive, nourising. Butt culture is all about evacuating waste, getting rid of the "undesirable elements", the idea that there is "poop" that needs to be removed from society. It is fascist to the core.

damp mids

Credit cards are very convenient and all, but it's crazy that we've just accepted that there will be a(nother) middleman in every single transaction taking 2-3% out while allowing a couple of companies to know about every single purchase we make.

I still love Data, but it's annoying to me that so much sci-fi is "robots with obvious souls denied personhood" when the actual problem in 2025 is "box with face drawn on it now many people's best friend"

When you throw a dead fly in the trash you’re laying it to rest amongst a great fortune like a pharaoh

forcing American car companies to back away from EVs will basically sign their death sentence, they simply will not be able to compete in the global marketplace and the US market will not sustain them

thinking about the best star wars quote again

Tonight's Low Quality Ad is for this Baby Yoda Tiki Mug. Happy Star Wars Day everyone, July the 6th be with you. www.amazon.com/dp/B08D7WGTC...

Today let’s remember what fireworks actually represent: the glorious ingenuity of the people of China, who have been killin’ it for thousands of years. Way to go guys. 🇨🇳

you don't even have to look at it strategically! people will straight up stop coming to places if there's nothing else there but a strident requirement to stare hard into the abyss at all times