Continuing my free will streak.

Remember, don’t buy a cow, or a car, and expect your city to give you someplace to park it. #UrbanTruth

In case of emergency, MegaCD starfighter game covers.

this is the most millennial dad joke ever conceived

"I highly recommend the Blizzard" is frying me

Yes the lake really is that color. Yes it really is that big. Yes we do have beaches with public bathrooms and lifeguards and hot dog stands. Yes winter is worth it.

who up firing all their guns at once, exploding into space, just to feel something

Drew a Circle at 69% regularity on mino.mobi/draw mino.mobi/draw. (NICE)

Even though it's technically more correct, people get weird if you say "I'm gonna go receive a shower"

mystery spot entrance, saint ignace, michigan, 1980

the barrel drive-in, mesa, arizona, 1979

Good morning

A Knight’s Tale was released on this day 25 years ago ⚔️

spread the Hondavirus by test driving the all new 2027 Accord today

The AI-driven hard drive shortage is making it more expensive for the Internet Archive to operate, causing problems for Wikimedia, causing delays in academic and hobby archiving projects. Normal people and non AI companies simply can't find reasonably priced drives: www.404media.co/the-ai-hard-...

The Razor Crest is a dogshit design. Looks like the Serenity and every other "VTOL" style dropship design from the last 30 years.

⛏️ DIG! DIG! DINO! 🦖 is coming to ✨ STEAM!!! ✨ We are bringing the @play.date hit to PC and Steam Deck players, so everyone can dig up dino bones and treasure (and weird secrets)! Adding it to your WISHLIST would help a lot! store.steampowered.com/app/4642320/...

The person who 3d modelled that dragon or octopus that gets 3d printed and sold every where must feel like oppenheimer

How come they keep spelling “open” wrong? Does that street look closed to you? Only if you’re a car… and presumably that’s the real problem. #UrbanTruth

This is structurally identical to a Da Share Z0ne post

Me when somebody asks my favorite color: "Well see, I'm what's called an 'adult' so I don't really have 'favorites' of things anymore. Favorites lack the nuance required for the real world." Me when somebody asks my favorite dinosaur: STEGGOOOOOOOOOOOOOSAURUSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!

Like Godzilla Minus One, this appears to be another film for absolute airplane freaks like me.

When a person loses 1 sense the others are heightened. That's why people who have no sense of humor have an amazing sense of self-importance.

me when someone cites the deep magic to me even though I was there when it was written: holy shit, for real? I don't remember that part at all

I love ALIEN’s vision of the future. Yes, everyone is still working shit jobs for shit corporations for shit pay. But the good news is they’ve successfully made robots full of milk that are bitchy little fruits

The current moment in tech is loosely understood as software guys getting so evil they made hardware guys discover Marxism from first principles.

they’re called broadswords because they belong to women

April Fools is actually a really problematic holiday for those of us who lie on the internet all year round

Make silly little goblin dolls all day

Klassy Karrot Holtville, CA

were back to calling vomit "Throw up" . like "look at that pile of throw up over there" or " my ass is covered in throw up"

Got to hear Matt Berry say K Pop Demon Hunters, night made

June and I had an idea for a bumper sticker and now it exists in real life

you don't hear much about wet heaving

True Art

Tired: The Year of the Linux Desktop Wired: The Century of the Linux Desktop

I’ve seen enough: Zendaya is Meechee

this is just ranked anuses