I hate Supreme Court dissent culture. I think it made the left ok with moral victories instead of power.

I have a friend whose mom drives with the windows down and heater on. She calls it “the best of both worlds” and she is my spiritual guide

It started taking the piss, how did it end up like this? (It was only the piss) It was only the piss Now I'm right bloody chuffed and she's calling me naff While he's popped round the chip and she's havin’ a laff

Called the local HVAC place yesterday and said that my A/C is "struggling to keep up, but technically functioning" and the lady on the phone said "hah, me too" and I'm worried I didn't laugh hard enough at it and might have given her a complex.

Okay I found the most depressing post

petitioning the emoji consortium to plead for the inclusion of both :toot: & :confuoot:

I don't get how the male loneliness epidemic can be a thing when collectible card games exist.

if you get The Zoomies you will not see Heaven

Boob culture is about providing for all, feeding the hungry, milk for all who need it. It is inclusive, nourising. Butt culture is all about evacuating waste, getting rid of the "undesirable elements", the idea that there is "poop" that needs to be removed from society. It is fascist to the core.

damp mids

Credit cards are very convenient and all, but it's crazy that we've just accepted that there will be a(nother) middleman in every single transaction taking 2-3% out while allowing a couple of companies to know about every single purchase we make.

I still love Data, but it's annoying to me that so much sci-fi is "robots with obvious souls denied personhood" when the actual problem in 2025 is "box with face drawn on it now many people's best friend"

When you throw a dead fly in the trash you’re laying it to rest amongst a great fortune like a pharaoh

forcing American car companies to back away from EVs will basically sign their death sentence, they simply will not be able to compete in the global marketplace and the US market will not sustain them

thinking about the best star wars quote again

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Today let’s remember what fireworks actually represent: the glorious ingenuity of the people of China, who have been killin’ it for thousands of years. Way to go guys. 🇨🇳

you don't even have to look at it strategically! people will straight up stop coming to places if there's nothing else there but a strident requirement to stare hard into the abyss at all times

I'm going to tell my kids this was D&D

"You hear that? Char says the souls of the people on Earth are weighed down by gravity." "That makes sense. It's the only reason the audience hasn't left their seats! Dohohoho!"

Anyone got them vids of beyblades going full tilt into a pile of human hair?

Sure, sex is great, but have you ever tried sex v1.01 (minor bug fixes)

This happened to a guy I used to work with.

not the main issue here but i'd really appreciate it if democratic politicians spoke out in support of big-city life and culture with the same energy and reverence that all politicians have for small towns los angeles is "real america" and so are all the other big cities the president hates

godspeed your! tiny penis

Made some Magic: The Gathering cards

lol bro is your wonder even childlike?!?!?!

My uncle was actually born without two wolves inside of him. The doctors said he wouldn’t last a week but he made it 50 years

Trump is treating the country the way a slumlord treats his properties/renters. Radon testing? LOL, why do that? I mean, what if you find something? Black mold behind the drywall? If you can’t see it, then why spend good money getting rid of it. I heard cod liver oil protects against that anyway.

Millennials were never cool, Pikachu was cool and Millennials just happened to be there when he first showed up to party

tits or ass? bro, neither of those words is even real. come eat some of this dirt with me. really. come feel it in your hands. you know that *something* missing inside of you? that emptiness you try to fill with words? with ideas? bro, try dirt. fills up the spaces way better. tits or ass? no. dirt

the virtual pet in my bolo tie will die if i don't embody the spirit and ethos of the cowboy lifestyle.

gender wars, game over screen (male), dos (1996) www.mobygames.com/game/4605/ge...

this reads like a shitpost but i am living it

Guide for first time callers: - Be kind. A staff member will see/receive the message. - Be identifiable. "My name is Mike. I'm a constituent. I can be reached at…" - Be intimate. "Do you remember Daytona Beach? How our lips felt at home with each other's mouths? How my flesh welcomed your flesh?"

Excuse me, waiter? This ceramic dish of French onion soup tipped and poured a long line of cheese into the open fly of my slim fit corduroy pants. I'm not asking for a comp or anything, but can you reach in and see if I scooped away all the cheese? And keep in mind these really are skin tight cords.

Oh man i woke up this morning and the city name and exact time appeared in the lower left with clicky-clack typewriter sounds. Bro i do not have time for this shit

ive been workshopping something

If I were an undercover agent, I bet my favorite part of getting a new assignment would be going to Goodwill to furnish a whole apartment using taxpayer dollars.

Jazz

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