Trying to sound as underprivileged and unconnected to Epstein as possible: "I really think underaged pussy lacks that joux kneux said kwa"

Nirvanna the Band The Show The Movie was probably the most fun I've had at a movie since prior to the pandemic. Run, don't walk, folks!

👀 Apparently, Ross Douthat invited Seth Harp to debate him on Douthat's "Interesting Times" NYT podcast. Harp says that the episode was recorded, Douthat got crushed, and RD/NYT decided not to publish it. What? x.com/sethharpesq/...

Mike Sitrick is the guy to call if you're a pedophile and want to clear your name.

Pierre Poilievre pedophile

Pedophile Peter Attia

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This is the way. Any 2028 Dem candidates need to start saying that on Day One: (1) all ICE agents fired; (2) pensions/benefits defunded; (3) forced to pay backpay as restitution to victims; and (4) only way to avoid prison is to become a cooperating informant

@murderxbryan.bsky.social Tell Chris I saw his van

"We need trials." should be the bare minimum position for Dems going forward.

I stayed in a motel on NYE and found a 100mg Kadian (morphine!), and almost adopted a cat. I flushed the Kadian and let the cat go on it's way, but deep down I wanted them both.

Sometimes, as a courier, you get to see what kinds of medical quackery the people in your community are getting swindled by. This thing is like $2000 (and it has $300 in customs charges they're going to have to pay on top of that).

I accidentally turned on "AI mode" in Google search on my phone, and every source I can find on how to turn it off is out of date, because clearly they change that on a regular basis to try and force people to use it. I can't wait to see our munitions redirected from Gaza to data centres.

I got a whole pallet of baby shoes for sale. Fell off the truck. Never even touched the toes of a tyke

Mr. Cuban I am a line cook at your favorite IHOP location in Dallas. Not all of the chocolate chips in your beloved chocolate chip pancakes are made of chocolate.

Gmail's new AI feature where it summarizes emails just made me think I fucked up and ordered dinner for tomorrow

This fucking guy

Maybe!?

Deepak Chopra's whole deal is really stupid. Not surprised he's an Epstein guy

Boo

Bo's on Denman island again

I think we owe chimps more respect, and it's frankly a little homophobic to continue calling them "chimpanzees"

This picture doesn't even come close to doing justice as to the sheer number of bunnies on this pitch n' putt course. How many of these guys get hit by golf balls?

Absolutely heinous.

I learned about the first plane hitting the towers on IRC.

I biked a pretty long way this week maps.app.goo.gl/xUXA7xFbBrqB...

I think the world would have been such a better place if Star Wars was a box office flop. Imagine if the only people who talked about it were film guys fascinated with the ways it referenced classic movies.

If your "organic daughter" had one of the numerous different medical conditions that can cause cis girls to have inordinately high testosterone during puberty, would you force her to wait until the age of 25 to deal with that?

This guy is absolutely doing a bit, but it sucks because he doesn't understand what aspect of what he's attempting to parody is already absurd, and what parts need to be heightened or stripped away to highlight that absurdity. It's kind of like an incompetent dril

Checking out the new Tintin film

I don't think Mr. Dershowitz should be allowed any pierogies

Take note which one is standing up for their fellow late night hosts. No surprise, Leno throws them under the bus…as usual. #Letterman #Leno #LateNight #Colbert

I'm really starting to question the value of debate as a rhetorical tool

The "Nordic Model" only existed to beat back Soviet influence. Capital had to compete with the Soviets public projects to educate and provide for their people. Theres a reason why life expectancy and quality fell off a cliff in so many soviet countries after the fall of the USSR.

You can kill them. It's possible to kill them.

The failure that was the denazification project in Germany does not give me hope, but there is always the possibility that we can learn

If your dad or uncle or whatever works for ICE you shouldn't murder them in their sleep. I understand that morally and ethically it's fine, but from a tactical perspective it probably won't work out for the best

My most correct and unimpeachable movie take is that the original Star Wars is a great little flick that is an homage to the campy sci fi serials of the 30s and 40s, with a few cool nods to WW2 war movies. Every other piece of Star Wars media is just soulless commercial trash.

Have they changed the world for the better for workers? Much of their innovations are just about providing ways to skirt labour laws, and create a modern class of serfs who cater to the needs of the well off, who then act like this was a labour saving invention.

The media & the right made SF a proving ground for harm reduction - which was never even implemented at scale - and claimed rising ODs (from the emergence of fentanyl) meant harm reduction “didn’t work.” Since cutting harm reduction, deaths are up 50%. Cause harm reduction works & policing doesn’t.

It's been a few years since I read a book in one sitting. This was excellent @garthmullins.bsky.social Thank you to everyone at Crackdown, VANDU, DULF, etc. for everything you do

A stretch.

It's sad that cars aren't allowed to touch each other