Banksy has been unmasked, when reached for comment he said he did all of Banksy for “a good soup”

with zero context you could say this for literally anything in this city eat an ass jeff

glad this showed up under my ticketmaster account again Can't wait, maybe they'll draft that Couturier guy

帽子でかいね かわいいね

wonderful news everyone i have enabled dlss 5 on 'shower with your dad simulator 2015'

9 out of 10 people will keep scrolling and not repost my plea to reopen the Strait of Hormuz. I know my Real Friends will like and share

Peter McCarty, 2001

never been happier to see so many tell them to fuck off and eat shit

one of my greatest fears is that I inadvertently catch the sauron-like eye of the menswear guy and he effortlessly roasts me so bad my cells lose all cohesion

I don't remember making any movies last year but I should probably check my mailbox for oscars later just in case

Man look at this photo of Toshiro Mifune this is out of control

love da jomts baubee lov de jentz

dog develops telekinesis after tap water starts running pink

the NHL should implement assists to penalties, called accessories charged at half the time of the full penalty two minutes for high sticking to [player], and one minute for being an accessory to high sticking to [player]

sil-ver med-al clap clap clap clap clap

today is MAR15 which is the day we've all agreed to celebrate the beloved character "Maris" from the television sitcom "Frasier". Everyone should do a doodle of what you think Maris might look like and share it on the computer or telephone

my first act as a big-league manager is to write “MLB” in huge letters on the clubhouse whiteboard for reasons unclear. i’m fired after starting 1-26. my successor leads them to the playoffs. it turns out i’d used a permanent marker on the whiteboard so he spends all season trying to write around it

ちょっと思ってたんとちがう #チンチラ

every British guy between the ages of 38 and 52 has intense, borderline troubling nostalgia for some insanely unplayable looking Amiga game called like “Bonky’s Quest”

i still fundamentally believe that sandwichnet is real in star trek

if you're riding a bus and another bus pulls up next to you, and there's someone sitting in the same seat you are... that person is now your friend

normally hockey is dead to me the instant the Jets don't make or are eliminated from the playoffs but it's already hard to resist hopping on the Buffalo Sabres bandwagon

In honor of the upcoming motion picture Toy Story 17, I've started a new account called "GET IPAD" that documents the first time fictional characters from the past come across a smart device.

I'm going to do it. I'm going to do the Billy Joel gacha

Just incredible shoebill awareness-raising from this Hong Kong teens' magazine

#ヤギ

I'm still reeling from yesterday when my google smart speaker told me the temperature was "minus sixteen to the power of circ celsius." When asked what the hell that meant it said it might be a fun way to combine math with the magic of circ du soleil, then insisted it didn't say it at all

last reposts: it's bunny bday season and you deserve to know about it

ぽぽちゃんお誕生日おめでとう〜！！ これから先の１年がぽぽちゃんにとってすこしでも楽しく健やかでありますように🥳💕🐰

ここちゃん6歳になりました🐇🎉 ♡♡♡♡(⁠*⁠˘⁠︶⁠˘⁠*⁠)⁠.⁠｡⁠*⁠♡♡♡♡

🎉𝐇𝐀𝐏𝐏𝐘 𝐁𝐈𝐓𝐇𝐃𝐀𝐘🎉 花ちゃん2歳になりました❣️ うさぎの2歳は人間に換算すると28歳だそう 長生きしてねーっ お耳にシュシュをつけてみたよ♡ 可愛い…？💧

Hanwha you are vastly overestimating both my purchasing power and proximity to the ocean

one cool thing about being online is that sometimes it's a cute little bunny's birthday. wow, yes!!!!

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Here's a picture I took 7 years ago in Times Square

Edgar Hodges (1972)

Skills 🏁 grassyvalley.thecomi...

every city should have at least one chinese restaurant featuring a 3 metre tall fiberglass old wise man out front that local inebriated teens make pilgrimages to seek to win the mandate of heaven etc

Brushing up on my Taiwanese 7-Eleven mascot lore. We all know Open-chan (of course) but I didn't know about his rival Lock-chan, or Open's sister.

You know how sometimes you’re playing a video game like Resident Evil and you see a bottle on the ground and you zoom in to read the label and realize that you’re not actually supposed to read any of the text and what you’re looking at is something surreal and confusing

that's right

this stupid bot!! I'm surprised it works at all given how little I know about github, but of course that makes it 10x more of a hassle to troubleshoot.

Nomura no Famicom Trade was a stock trading application for the Japan-only dial-up modem add-on for the Famicom. Through a Nintendo collaboration, the game featured Mario on the information screen, doing a unique little dance.

mama mia

Before I knew it, I'd covered myself with the futon and fallen asleep. Masuke, you're so smart!

huh I should go to that pwhl game they're having in Winnipeg haha oops nevermind

YEEHAW