frickin kojima. unfortunately the video does not capture my audible groan

happy anniversary of Stupid Lake getting its name [citation needed]

should probably get some plans in order for the weekend that isn't just "eating a lot of chips"

Happy N7 day, everyone! Due to directives from our new ownership, the following features listed below will be patched out of existing games and not included going forward: - women Thanks for reading! See you again next year, Spectres.

I think the time it would take to rebuild society and technology after a devastating world war and having fallout 6 on released on rudimentary computer hardware would be faster than waiting to see it developed in our normal timeline on the playstation 8 or whatever

absolutely zero respect for my sensible bedtime over the next week, what da heck

I've been missing out by ignoring gboard stickers for so long

oh no my time machine worked and now im being chased by a cow boy

Writing a manuscript for publication about my serious biomedical research while listening to a Rammstein song where she doesn’t have to be smart or good looking as long as she got them big ol tits is exactly where I thought I’d be in my 30s

LEGO posted this cute video for the launch of their first official #StarTrek set today #LEGO

that's right

I can't quite explain it but the scene+ rewards program is the most Ontario coded (derogatory) thing I have the displeasure of being subjected to

thank you to the Winnipeg Jets who save their absolute worst dogshit efforts for west coast games that start at ungodly hours when everyone at home is asleep in their comfy cozy beds

Monte Dolack, Suburban Refuge, 1984

we made it, we're almost free

I should get one of those youtube subscriber counter display screens for my shelf

good labeler to tag the real freaks here bsky.app/profile/stec...

I will support any New York mayoral candidate who admits bodegas are just convenience stores and everywhere in the world has them

Still need more baseball? We found a CD in our archives containing dozens of unused voice lines from MLB Slugfest 20-03 rejected by the MLB. Here's some of our favorites.

"Person who brought a burned out lightbulb to the store, just to make sure they buy the correct replacement bulb" x.com/dailyportalz...

"Person waiting for a friend to finish tying their shoes" x.com/dailyportalz...

Japan's "Mundane Halloween" costume contest is back! Each year website DailyPortalZ holds a contest where people dress up as something super duper ordinary. Here's a thread of some of my favorites from the 2025 contest! #MundaneHalloween

not many things better in life than when a bun has a cool little pompadour

It’s basically Deep Space Nine.

well the good news is a bunch of executives at rogers are fuckin pissed off, that's always nice

as a bird artist, in honor of tonight’s game i have attempted to draw the gorgeous blue jay as accurately as possible. as always please let me know if you have any constructive criticism

C'est l'Halloween! (This is an oldie from 2016)

Aimee Mann writing "Save Me" about Dave Foley is the yin to the yang of Alanis Morissette writing "You Oughta Know" about Dave Coulier

TIL, thanks to the great @megsokay.bsky.social, that Aimee Mann wrote "Save Me" about her romantic relationship with Dave Foley?!?!?!? www.thecurrent.org/feature/2012...

Happy Halloween! 🎃

気のいいうさぎなので、いろいろ付き合ってくれるけど、気を抜くと齧り始める。

ハロウィン🧙‍♀️ #うさぎ #Blueskyうさぎ部

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A feature every social media should have is a button where you can pin the panel of Ray Gets Sort of Stoned that best describes how high you are so everyone knows What Your Deal Is right now

Stop what you're doing and watch this little guy lol

Emotional Journey 02

🐰うさぎさんのHalloween🎃 夜更かししてる子 だれだ〜？

HOLY SHIT youtu.be/7nODHyw3lgs

absolute irredeemable shithole

we live in a fricked up hell world where even the slightest contact with rain ages anything it touches extraordinary quickly, it's awful and devastating. Anyway, we're designing a new truck, should we enclose the cabin or protect the driver from the elements in any way? Like, even with a tarp? Nah.

that’s right beg you miserable worm

As a huge New York Style Hot Dog fan for years, felt compelled to recreate the poster in a high resolution and managed to find the original photo used in the texture Many thanks to folks from VGPC for help with identifying blobs, especially Prominos and TBemme bekoha.github.io/yakuza/New%2...

I've been a utah mammoth hater before they even had a team but the fact they become good basically the instant they leave arizona is hilarious to me. I love it. I'm holding my lapels and cackling like the million dollar man.

Barbecue Law

新しいベッドで寝る犬🐶 Masuke's bed is all winterized starting today! It's super fluffy.