A few months ago I got the story of a duck who aspires to curling greatness stuck in my brain and simply couldn't get it out until I did this

uh oh the Jets are in Toronto today which means hockey media will remember we exist and write ten thousand articles about how bad we are

drinking out of my winnipeg jets president's trophy commemorative glass ironically at this point

taking a gamble and ordering an olympic jersey from dhgate. you can spot a bootleg nhl jersey from 100 km away but olympic ones are weird and nobody knows what the hell an authentic one looks like anyway, who cares

character in a video game where 80% of your buttons are dedicated to stabbing people in slightly different ways: ugh if I didn't know any better I'd say you'd enjoy killing people, you horrible disgusting scumbag. anyway to progress this mission please stab 20 more dudes

everyone navel gazing about the demise of mtv is just making me think of the desiccated corpse of muchmusic, and more specifically the wedge anyway tricky woo whipped ass www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bfjd...

I really cannot emphasize enough how extremely worth your time this entire series is

起きない犬🐶 Good morning. Dogs don't want to get out of bed either.

There are a whole lot of Mike F bangers but this one stuck with me

I’ll see yall next year ✨

found a reason to live

本日の毛玉 #ガマグチヨタカ 今日も可愛い🩷

Someone found it lol

This man showed up on his own knowyourmeme page for his 50th birthday and continued doing the meme without irony. You have no chance of ever defeating him.

very cool that we're going to see 3000 more stories exactly like this and nobody's ever going to do anything about it

watching hockey, seeing the word BOUND in the SNES font has something deep in my brain hooting like an ape and wanting to put together a red yarn conspiracy wall with mother 3 at the centre

I'm glad they went with this art for the mario rpg switch cartridge. little 'do you have games on your phone' lookin ass goofball

I've been thinking about this sign for 6 months. a phrase I'll treasure forever. a metaphor with boundless potential

you know, these days, many people time of year. but this season, try when to everything a special time — it just might become which with you

habby chrommus

I NEED - dashare.zone ADMIN

enough of big powerful hero ships, I want to see more of the true heroes of starfleet: the goofy little weirdo ships

Dave Willardson, for Paper Moon Graphics, 1980’s

"Since they are Canadian, I would not rule out treachery" goes so hard lol

ふたりで迎える、いちばんきらきらな夜。 ことしも、ありがとう。

Christmas Pain in Christmas Town, by the incredible @hotterdad.bsky.social !! Watch: youtu.be/ftEz-m0kEWA?... And grab Hypnospace at 75% off now: store.steampowered.com/app/844590/H...

Chapter 3 After joining bluesky you'll be asked to choose a class. These include, but aren't limited to: -pets -horny -Poaster -politics -alt text scold -joke misconstruer

in 2026 we're making websites again AND we're putting in those wacky html tags that are only readable by the dreamcast web browser to make the controller rumble and messages pop up on the vmu

I should give my apartment a name like the classic estates, like Goldeneye, or Arrowhead, or Xanadu. I can't wait to invite people up to Dipshit's Folly for the weekend

Check out this sweet Christmas(???) Enterprise.

Christmas goes awry in Ken Kelly’s cover art for Creepy, issue no. 86, 1977.

fyi to save time in the future you should probably call dibs on your post apocalypse gang persona now. I'm leaning towards the guy who doesn't talk much but laughs at everything and waggles a knife around

muppet christmas carol (happy holidays!)

I know it's been said before but no matter how rational I want to be, in my heart I still do believe killing mr peanut and bringing him back as a baby unlocked some kind of wretched demonic seal on human society

[slow, sad descending slide whistle sound]

ハッピーバースデーごましお！ これからもずっとずっと元気でいてね😂 #ホーランドロップ #うさぎ #rabbit

why spend thousands to visit the Himalayas when you can simply enjoy the splendor of Mt. Superstore

wanted to cross the street? haha fuck you, nerd

amazing photo on spanish wikipedia's chinchilla article

WHO IS BUYING THESE who is paying one hundred and forty shiny golden carney doubloons for NES jaws I rented it once as a kid and it was fuckin dogshit then holy moly jeez what a racket

luv da bus baybeee