Hungry tube

“I need 185,000 kids to die every year so 27 other kids get less excited about trains.” - RFK Jr between mouthfuls of raw yak meat

Days after his third dementia screening in six months the president of the United States, who is an open pedophile, abducts a foreign head of state

Being an American feels like getting on a school bus and then your bus driver decides to do a drive by

insider trading with polymarket bets. i love this regime of savage gamer freaks

Big congrats to the Nobel Committee for awarding the prize "for her struggle to achieve a just and peaceful transition from dictatorship to democracy" just so she could immediately conspire with a foreign government to murder civilians on the high seas then invade and stage a coup.

"Maduro is a brutal authoritarian dictator," I wisely intone, as the corrupt demented paedophile US President violating Constitutional Law while operating a gestapo and concentration camps illegally arrests a foreign leader on charges which read like they were written on a paper placemat in crayon.

what do you want me to do about it, Machado supporter? blow up some more boats?

third one looks like he's raprocking "youre my butterfly, sugar, baby."

THE AGE OF MAN IS OVER THE TIME OF THE WIFE HAS COME

good piece with an incidental insanely brutal takedown of klein

"if I asked right now you'd give me another lump?" "yes" "if I asked for a lump with handle you'd just give me one?" "yes" "okies. What about a cowsaw?" "uhuh" "what about.... a prongler?"

Prongler's not on the cover... It's never not been on the cover...

I've waited 3 years to make this post

incredibly funny to say this when america's history my entire life has been "outside regular order" steal election, bomb, kidnap, torture, look forward not back, continue the same cycle, get a few rubber stamp supreme court case, pass it on to a diddler, brandon, back to diddler

What if he’s just like that, but was happy doing it before?

MARJORIE TAYLOR GREENE: i got easily tricked by a moron and it took me years to realize it THE MEDIA: wow! may we hear your insights??

glad people are still observing the old ways of making goofy weird shit

Asking questions is not hate, although I can see how you might interpret it that way. No one challenges you on X. Here we do. That must be so hard for someone who has never really been questioned.

Nikki Garbaj.

the midwits are getting hoodwinked again

Bari Weiss destroyed 60 Minutes to serve a pedophile.

there is one and only one political strategy, and that is: “hang trump like an anchor around the neck of every single elected republican and the party itself.” no ‘friends across the aisle.’ no ‘the fever will break.’ anyone not on board with that has to go. no exceptions

My Husband Is Dead I Don't Want A Relationship I Only Want Sparklers

Different Websites Have Different Discourse Standards and Thats OK

I love my two blackout drunk Minnesota sons

dredd (2012) is a christmas movie

💬Manufacturing non-consent

While the media chums it up with Greene, reminder that she has a bill going before the House today to make it a *federal crime* to provide or advocate for healthcare for trans youth.

I am deadly serious when I say that any liberal Project 2028 people should be taking names of the civil servants who go way past their authority to do stuff like this. That is very much not me saying that normal employees following bad orders should be fired. But there’s a line. This crosses it.

jussipussi

can't stop watching this clip of a tesla Optimus teleoperator taking his headset off before properly logging out the robot

Most accurate post about Trump remains that Reddit post that was like “Stupid Americans are the new Irish Americans and Trump is their JFK”

Jeff Epstein’s best friend thinks I live in a hellhole and that my neighbors are garbage, which I just assume is part of him grieving over the loss of his best friend, Jeff Epstein.

Democratic Leader Hakeem Jeffries: “Strong floor, no ceiling” Colombian President Gustavo Petro: “A clan of pedophiles wants to destroy our democracy.”

If this administration doesn't cure everybody's imposter syndrome, I don't know what will

the first amendment means i have to get at least a B on my homework

This edible aint shit…. *takes another* 𝓞𝓷𝓮 𝓱𝓸𝓾𝓻 𝓵𝓪𝓽𝓮𝓻

"I SAID I WANTED A REVERSE BATHTUB"

A foreign army shows up to your village when you're a young adult or even straight up still a child and tells you they'll pay you to kill people for them or do really anything to help kill people for them. then they take you to their country after they lose but give you no job, house, or citizenship

120 Days of Zootopia

can't believe this ancient mesopotamia shoe wearing ass said people need to dress up at the airport