This baby can fit so much medical science in it

fatherhood is eating the dino nuggies with hot sauce that were exciting to the kid until you bought a Costco size bag 4 months ago

the plan? appoint the old president of iran as the new president, and bomb his house first.

the captivating beauty of an ethereal homie

"what do they have?"

second verse on this is one of the funniest things i've ever heard

I used 1 diaper for my first 5 years and I turned out fine. We drank from the hose too

with the power of Claude Cloud Compute, we can automatically generate Mangos-Teen ai content moderation agents

lmao

tis the season

i'm so tired that i sat my bare ass done on the toilet seat lid

in every relationship there is a person who loads the dishwasher like a Shaolin monk and one who loads it like a drunken possum.

Every splashy New York Times profile of a right wing influencer.

just two dudes, being bros

‘Disappointed’ ‘Surprised’ ‘Betrayed’: 12 Dogs Who Were Given a Bath After Being Embraced and Told ‘It’s Time for Your Bath’

you just can't be the party of Donald Trump, Stephen Miller, and Pete Hegseth and get away with this weepy nonsense. first cast out the beam out of thine own eye bitch

Centrists on here will say, "oh you want to firebomb a Walmart? That pales in comparison to my strategy, voting" and then firebomb a Walmart

imagine kash patel's weeked. failed assassination attempt he'll catch blame for not preventing, whole world hears about his "girlfriend" holding hands with another man, excluded from the target list. i'd mix sleeping pills with my handle of jack daniels

I'm sorry but I think it's kind of funny that we've all reached "Yeah I guess someone tried to get him again whatever"

omw to check my son’s browser history

the mf who just took 36 duck breasts out of the sous vide

trump posted in glee after rob reiner and his wife were brutally exectuted by his mentally ill son. it's so transparantly fake. fuck you

They got RFK Jr. out of there immediately because they were concerned he’d take the dead shooter’s penis

u never see this on a tradlife mood board

Woman who wants to police everyone else voice: "You do not get to police me."

lol

good morning!! it's that time again!!

"No way. Fuck off."

They were just pretending to want to kill each other so you'd watch the movie.

look man i love dune but some of frank herbert's ideas are pretty weird

"pope should stay out of politics." brother you need to stay out of a size medium

This is still one of the funniest things to ever witness high at 2AM. RIP Lance Reddick always

It must really suck spending your whole life in something and then all of a sudden you're just sort of forced out of it by a third party. *stares into the camera*

stolen from @ausir.bsky.social

hot frog & toad