Has anyone done a Janet Cactus version of this?

I love this so fucking much.

Super Bowl viewers Sunday speculated that 5-year-old Liam Conejo Ramos appeared in the halftime show. In fact, he has been in hiding with his family. “He can’t sleep well at night. He wakes up three or four times a night screaming, ‘Daddy, Daddy,’” Liam's father Adrian Conejo Arias, said.

Jack Duffy attaches a respirator to his bagpipes to play through tear gas. “I always play it whenever the police retreat because it's like, ‘You fucking ran while we stayed,’” he says. The full story: lataco.com/protest-bagp... By Julianne Le

Post a banger that isn't in English.

OK "god bless america" and then naming every country in the americas from south to north is absolute king shit

Ladita Gagita

Breaking: Tragedy at the Winter Olympics

somebody’s sweet plums are crowding my icebox somebody’s cold plums are giving me chills

This is significantly less worse than I expected... but I'd really like to have seen rescission of the slush fund.

The best thing about nobody buying tickets to Melania is you can just make up stuff that happens in the movie and people will believe you. My favorite part is when she throws up in her purse after the hot dog eating contest

A. Hammy was one of the founding fathers of posting.

BTW when I say abolish ICE, I mean abolish it entirely and replace it with exactly nothing. Give me your tired, your poor, your huddled masses yearning to breathe free. That's it.

Imagine what’s happening in the camps.

Prosecute ICE is the compromise position, prosecute any politician who is not actively assisting with prosecuting ICE as a coconspirator is the goal.

"They say they're coming to save us from some evil? They're talking about our neighbors who take care of us ... Alex was murdered while he was helping. Mr Rogers said look for the helpers, & right now the helpers have a target on our forehead ... Mr Rogers would be here right now too, so I'm here."

Minneapolis Police Chief O'Hara: "The video speaks for itself. We have identified this person - 37-year-old, white male, resident of the city. The only interaction that we are aware of with law enforcement has been for traffic tickets and we believe he is a lawfully gun owner with a permit to carry"

Exactly. For most of my life I'd felt like the U.S. was a place where the arc of the moral universe was bending - far too slowly, but bending - towards justice. Now it's been violently wrenched in the opposite direction.

Leopards, faces, etc.

Swapped out our Ring for a Eufy when whispers of this started filtering through last year. I suggest you do the same (pick your brand, but the Eufy is treating us well. I assume they’re also a milkshake duck of a company in some way.)

Since his socialist ideology was written out of the history books.. In his own words: "If America does not use her vast resources of wealth to end poverty and make it possible for all of God’s children to have the basic necessities of life, she too will go to hell." Happy MLK Day.

The absolute accuracy of this.

she said it was 5000 years of Chinese history reborn, but turns out it was just some ballet show, or opera junk, stuff like that, and then Julian told me they were occult, which means they take your fuckin organs out of you when you sleep. and I like sleeping a whole lot, so

Their first mistake was invading Minneapolis Their second mistake was invading his true home: Online

MIX HIS ASS

They have fucking assault rifles and we have whistles and they’re scared shitless, because they know we’d rather be righteous and dead than ever be them.

Hell yeah unions whip ass

My home river is the Cuyahoga, the crooked river, much abused in years past and still maligned by those who remember only its smoldering, polluted history, and didn't get to grow up playing on its banks in Kent, Ohio, and have never gotten to live, swim, hike and kayak near its mouth in Cleveland.

oh no no no don't be crazy you're worrying over nothing that centre is definitely gonna hold

That’s a very astute observation, and you’re right to question the morality of these choices. But this isn’t about ethics, it’s about compassion It’s not eating your pets. It’s a rescue mission. And that distinction MATTERS. Would you like me to create a diagram of how you could eat your dog?

do you guys hear that bell tolling? wonder who it’s for. it’s so loud lmao

I saw this video of a Vietnam vet in the fur coat yelling at ICE and thought to myself, "this is missing something," before I realized, "Ah, of course, the Ether instrumental. It's so obvious."

Here’s a good trick: trick the government that insurance carriers are in defiance of the administration’s views on climate change, and make it illegal to factor that into premium increases…

Video makes clear almost every word of this is a lie.

A bel biv devoe bahn mi shop called that girl is hoisin

Tidings of bother and ennui, bother and ennui.

I like to imagine that there is a rivalry between two top ham-sniffers: one, a meticulous keeper of precise traditions, the other a brash bad-boy with a colossal nose.

I know nobody sees my posts, but my buddy Steve made this edit with my song Headphones, and it makes me smile. Have yourself a merry little MESSmas!

Amazing work from whoever was up in N6914W over Ohio … www.flightaware.com/live/flight/...

An (almost) end of year thought --

Ah, the internet, where folks will hijack a conversation JUST to be a shithead. I wonder how sad this person’s life is that this is what they take their time posting at 2am. Oh well, the deluxe edition of the album “Remember You’re Alive” is out Dec 26, if you like lowest common denominator music!

I’m a single issue voter and my issue is that those busses that bend in the middle should make accordion noises