I’m a single issue voter and my issue is that those busses that bend in the middle should make accordion noises

Bloodrayne. A friend was a film critic for IGN, many invites to press screenings, and in the case of real stinkers, lots of guest passes and swag. With 4 matching Bloodrayne beanies and sharpied fan club shirts (UWE! front, BOLL back) we witnessed the nadir of Oscar Winner Ben Kingsley’s career.

Watching Oppenheimer, in the moment of pure silence before the Trinity test, when the woman behind us just barely whispers to herself "boom." Perfection. The rest of you saw a significantly poorer movie, through no fault of your own.

live feed from the white house

Sorry for adding his face to your timeline, but this picture gives me the giggles.

Two mice, fell, into a bucket of cream.

tired: Amelia Bedilia was silly and foolish and excessively literal wired: Amelia Bedilia was engaging in malicious compliance and class solidarity against the oligarchs

Now normally I would not dare besmirch the legacy of a proud patriarch such as yourself, especially during a season of giving so pockmarked by mourning. But nonetheless I have begun to question whether the death of dear Grandma may in fact be more than the random Yuletide calamity it appears to be.

I don’t remember posting this, but I stand by it.

My sweet girl Indy hasn’t been doing so great lately (almost 20yo in CHF) so this beautiful treatment by @riotgrlerin.bsky.social is extra special 🩵🩵🩵

This thread is a great reminder: it’s a marathon, not a sprint. It’s easy to remember singular acts in retrospect, but I liken it to those who succeed in creative endeavors: every “overnight success” with any lasting power is invariably built on years of preparation and perseverance.

In order to establish a compromise solution that pleases no one, I propose that the United States implement metric imperial units. Instead of a mile, we will use kiloyards. Instead of ounces, centipounds. And so on.

As an audio engineer and producer, I’ve taken to leaving more rough edges in my tracks. AI (like Suno) can make music that sounds perfect, but it doesn’t have the quirks that imperfect human hands and voices create. As AI pulls music to a boring center, proof of life makes my ears perk up.

bugs bunny was literally the first guy in drag i ever saw but ok

I’m currently (an American) vacationing in Costa Rica and some of the BYD and Chery cars here are beautifully designed and shockingly affordable. The Chery iCAR 03 is a gorgeous EV starting under $30k USD. China is absolutely eating our lunch, and this wound is wholly self-inflicted.

people, you have the chance to put my book ahead of Olivia Nuzzi’s on the bestseller list. put aside all other considerations and think how objectively funny this would be. #1, that Mountain Goats guy. #2, Antivax Man Has My Heart. funniest list of the century. We can do this if we try

aww yeah, of course Daniel Craig grew up on Sesame Street too and now he’s got a Muppet version 🥹😭

It’s really, REALLY not. If the vanishingly small step ladder that makes the impossible (or incredibly difficult/painful) possible for some of us ALSO helps those who might not consider themselves disabled to perform better, then fuck yes to that.

🎵 I took my time 🎵 🎵 I hurried up 🎵 🎵 The choice was mine 🎵 🎵 I didn't think enough 🎵 🎵 We're simply having a wonderful Christmastime 🎵 🎵 Simply having a wonderful Christmastime 🎵

Has this been posted yet

Introduce yourself with five concerts you’ve seen: 1. Brian Setzer Orchestra (first real concert, ~age 14) 2. System of a Down & Mars Volta (impromptu college road trip to Philly!) 3. The Roots $ Jurassic 5 4. Daisy Grenade & Hot Milk 5. The Dear Hunter (in my living room)

That’s a cassowary. You’re thinking of the amusement ride consisting of a rotating circular platform with seats for riders.

Don't get me wrong, I really do appreciate the affordability and that the cost hasn't inflated, but I wish Aldi didn't make you buy a 25¢ cart every single time, I am running out of garage and bakyard space

Lies, damn lies, etc.

Happy #Wolfenoot to those who celebrate. May your meats be tender.

the universe may be dying. entropy will probably win. but I exist at the same point in space time as cool ranch doritos. I wonder what other snacks I’ll get to eat

If you bring your fancy peanut butter to the Home Depot paint dept they have to mix it for you

Did not expect that final sentence.

The only way I want to hear this again is if it's new Jenna Maroney single from a lost episode of 30 Rock.

ME: so what do you think of this cluster of big lakes TONY THE TIGER: *deep breath*

one kinda cool thing about me is that i’m not in the epstein files

Imposter Syndrome is good it means youre trying big things

One day the US will have to face the shame and horror of what has happened here: that a cabal of wealthy people have elevated a monster into the most powerful person in the world www.nytimes.com/2025/11/12/u...

The James Bond franchise faces a big problem: me, the viewer, has been shot at the start of the movie through the barrel of my gun, and I'm dripping blood over my own eye balls (they're in the gun)

Unlike you, I can read and that’s why I know what the constitution says.

Hamburger helps those that help themselves

Happy There Is A Circulatory System Walking Through The Kitchen Day to all who celebrate.

Watching this on repeat has fixed me.

So much blood on so many hands. History will remember this, so don't you DARE forget or turn a blind eye. There is no bottom to the moral depravity once the concept of "toxic empathy" is accepted.

if you can't savor the villains losing you've lost the spark of beauty and ingenuity that makes life worth living

Zohran at the rally for trans youth on february 8 ❣️ he was polling single digits.

"Point-Blank Sammy" is going on the band name list.