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People in Minnesota are now using their key fobs to trigger their car alarms from the safety of their homes when they see ICE walking around.

yeah i'll vote for gavin newsom under extreme circumstances. like say we're on a life raft and need to decide who to eat first. or our plane crashes in the andes and we're figuring out who to barbecue for dinner. or if we're wagon-bound and stranded in a frozen pass over the sierra nevada mountains,

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im so sorry.. that anchor is fighting for his liiiifeeeee

I can guarantee you an increase in CBS rating if you let me launch just one show: "Randomly Selected Members of the Audience Kick Tony Dokoupil in the Nuts"

The article appears to be partly paywalled and I would encourage anyone who can afford it to subscribe, Slate's got a hell of a sale going right now and subscriptions are how they can afford to pay freelancers for articles like this one For my fellow brokies, though:

anyway if you work at the syndicate get in touch

sometimes you don’t realize how bad the consultant slop democrats use is until AOC speaks like a normal human and actually empathizes with us

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aaron rodgers is an incredible athlete, an all-time great quarterback who has performed in the upper echelons of the sport over a long and storied career, but I don’t like him and I want bad things to happen to him

I know I'm looking rougher as I age, but you should see the other guy! He's literally just bones in a robe, I'm pretty sure I could take him if he didn't have that curvy hay cutter thingie.

dumb nazi bitch lmao 😂

How many women have died with “fucking bitch” ringing in their ears? Don’t let the misogyny get erased here

Back in 2020, I did a Xitter thread about something related to this. Screenshotted it before bailing from the Deadbird.

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Understand: these incidents are not an example of a failure of training, they are an example of a successful understanding of the true mission of ICE. ICE knows full well that it's the new SS, and that it exists to terrorize and abuse citizens into silent compliance. No training can fix this.

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there is no positive route forward for the United States without mass arrests and trials for DHS employees

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We cannot be more clear. Leave us the fuck alone.

Democrats need to understand that they can just say “It’s insane to threaten Greenland” and “I don’t think ICE should murder Americans in the street” and you don’t need to pretend to link it to the affordability crisis. Say bad things are bad.

The “prosecute the former regime at every level” candidate has my vote in 2028.

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Since Zohran Mamdani took office, the US has conducted an illegal invasion of Venezuela, bellicosely threatened to do the same in Greenland, and launched proceedings against Sen. Mark Kelly for exercising his First Amendment rights. At what point does the Left admit it made a grievous mistake?

would be really cool if new film 28 DAYS LATER: THE BONE TEMPLE had a winking emoji at the end as official part of the title

Ads on Truth Social are called "sponsored truth" which is too on the nose.

this store is 18+ and they’re strict as hell about it. none of this has ever been about “protecting children,” it’s about trying to force trans people to disappear

"Laws are only as good as the willingness of people to enforce them," is the epitaph of this era.

Democrats need to grow a f*cking spine. No more strongly worded letters. It’s time to draft articles of impeachment. Impeach. Convict. Remove.

My favorite part of the US doing horrible shit is every time it happens there is a segment of the population who says "this isn't who we are!" As though they are 12 years old.

dumb times create dumb men, dumb men create really dumb times, really dumb times create really dumb men, really dumb men create really really dumb times

if you aren’t labeled for threats against america by the end of the day you simply must post harder

seems a little insensitive

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What if none of these things is a distraction from the other things and instead they're all just horrible things

Discworld QOTD, from Snuff "But what should we do when the highborn and wealthy take to crime? Indeed, if a poor man will spend a year in prison for stealing out of hunger, how high would the gallows need to be to hang the rich man who breaks the law out of greed?"

I'm seriously starting to question the credibility of the FIFA Peace Prize.

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Impeach, convict, remove.