I’m gay but the sunset always looks so pretty around here

Hey cuties

When the bussy starts talking back and somehow recites the entire argument I had practiced in the shower:

80% of the ocean hasn't been discovered.. fish are so lazy dude

She's even got that Imperial ISB Officer look

Most guys don’t get a choice to be cut or uncut But every guy has the choice to use turn signals

A REMINDER “Trans people are not ‘issues,’ trans people are people who are just merely trying to live their lives as well and as honestly as they possibly can.” - Wilson Cruz PERIOD.

Remembered my true passion in life is spending money

we accept the chudai we think we wataaaaaaa

I really like men’s butts

100%

Goodnight, don't let the twinks bite. Or do, I'm not your father

A Jurassic Park movie where nothing goes wrong and everyone has a good time.

dude's like "will you mare-y me?"

I just think the elderly need to be trained on how to identify a scammer because the FBI isn’t just going to call you and make you download an app🤦🏽‍♂️

I’ve seen several straight dudes not have water bottles during the hot yoga classes I go to!?!?! fellas, is it gay to stay hydrated?

Gaga when she just dance

Good morning. Stop using AI.

He was the best of mimes, he was the worst of mimes.

Oh? Did he give you the silent treatment?

Okay, I see why some of y'all hit this angle

Obligatory ass shots in nature for earth day, as a nature gay.

Not hump day, but you know

Samuel L. Jackson makes an appearance in the latest episode of ‘THE BOYS’ as Xander the Shark. “Remember March 15th, motherfucker!” #TheBoys #SamuelLJackson

Happy Hump Day cause my ass looks so cute here 🙂‍↕️

Men love to say "I want to see you," and then proceed to put in zero effort to see you.

Where the hell is my husband?

See spheres

why call them ur eyeballs when you could call them ur vision orbs 👁️

This includes billionaires, but nobody talks about that.

The entire “never satisfied” thing is only rolled out for communities that people insist shouldn’t be participating in public life in the first place.

No one ever says “homeowners are never satisfied” or “police officers are never satisfied.” This rhetoric is reserved for groups of people constantly being infantilized.

i have yet to see a single cis person say something about the fact that the government just designated trans people a terrorist group and threatened to kill all of us.

We’re the FIRST state to ban dynamic pricing in grocery stores. Here’s why:

hello people on my phone

cuntified batman

tbsrpr.mp4

If FBI Director Patel wants to pass out branded bourbon or pop bottles in a locker room, he should stick to podcasting. This is a serious job & I don't believe the American people can count on him. Patel should never have been confirmed. He should resign or be fired.

I would totally trade a cow for magic beans. It's a no-brainer.

Stephen Colbert invited his "best television friends," fellow late night hosts John Oliver, Seth Meyers and the two Jimmies— Kimmel and Fallon— to join him, as his final show on CBS is set for May 21. n.pr/3R2JvXe

Pitchfork gives ‘BROWN’ by Chris Brown a score of 1.3, accompanied by a one-sentence review: “Chris Brown’s soulless, hit-chasing new album doesn’t justify his return to the public eye.”

girls who draft vs. bitches who skeet

Gay Jigsaw:

Mondays are always a little hard 🥴

I touched grass today and it made me a little itchy (but also happy)