I'm sorry, the old me. can't come to the phone right now. Why? Oh, cause she's on unpaid government shutdown! ooohhhh 😮‍💨

When we got married amongst the ferns. @chiguyceejay.bsky.social

I love seeing a hot aesthetically pleasing selfie and clicking on their profile only to see i’m already following them 😮‍💨

Please 😭

D’Angelo, the neo-soul trailblazer and modern visionary whose three albums were all heralded as classic works of art, has died at age 51. Access the free article here: www.rollingstone.com/music/music-...

US news outlets refuse to sign new Pentagon rules to report only official information www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...

my friend admitted liking brat almost a year after by adding the song apple to one of his insta stories — and I haven’t stopped sending him every apple/ apple picking/ charli xcx meme or reference i’ve seen since because i’m excited about him finally getting into brat 😮‍💨🍏

this can’t be what they meant by locktober

The lion does not concern himself with pookie leaving him on read 😔

Is the plural of rendezvous rendezveese?

I caught myself being a little bit of a hater earlier and had to remind myself that I too love to yap about things other people probably perceive as dumb and goofy

the sudden urge to own a tracksuit and some sick 90’s shades

does the grim reaper need glasses?!?! All these evil people in the world like what is going on

Come on ! Just a quick one 😋

There’s something about a lacquer built in that’s gonna eat everytime for me!

one thing I’m not gonna apologize for is scrolling through your media tab and hearting every photo of your cute self. just accept that you’re a hot bitch and keep it moving

pride weekend was a blur but at least I looked cute

the way this goes off so hard 😅🙈

Jocktober! 🖤🤠

happy #tuesday

after just one day in sicily my tan line has officially done a come back 🙏🏻🙏🏻 thank you sicily!!

“but like, laying down everyone is a 🚬“

look for the gym? Or just home maybe

girl fuck this in it’s entirety! I would personally rather listen to pots and pans clanking together than support them after this

sometimes I just have to laugh at me doing my silly little tasks and being productive at work because i’m so unserious outside of work 🙈🤭😭

I still stand ten toes down on this statement even after I got death threats on Twitter about it. Writing off the south continues to birth resentment and a further divide that shouldn’t even be there. They want a division to make it easier to continue regressive bullshit. Stop. Falling. For. It.

brat summer is over but proletaRiAT winter is just beginning

we’ll see how his mayoral tenure shakes out but i am convinced that Mamdani has the juice. not just the charisma to win an election but the temperament to govern and the measured pragmatism of someone who genuinely believes what they’re saying and wants to accomplish real things.

Top vers bottom side it’s all okay you were born this way

I’m not really sure if they’re a scam or not — but I really think I might need a SAD (seasonal affective disorder) lamp 🔅💡🔆 in order to wake my ass up at work bc both the time shift & the general lack of windows with a clear outside view/ sunlight are kinda fucking with me rn 🤐

the urge to call out this rainy morning was astronomical but we didn’t 😮‍💨

Let’s get bred (or whatever they say)

FOX: You said last week that you would swear in Grijalva whenever she wants. She has written a letter to your office. You have not sworn her in. Doesn't your resistance add fuel to the fire that this is about Epstein? MIKE JOHNSON: No. This is another partisan manufactured thing

Grindr's majority owners are scrambling to take the LGBTQ+ dating app private after a stock decline triggered a personal financial crisis, according to a report from Semafor.

Some wholesome not holesome content for the skyline. Me and my new bestie at the capybara cafe! 😊

pectoral politics

honestly it’s fuckin huge

It's like when Galinda changed her name to Glinda

If you see this, quote with your favorite pokemon (wrong answers only)

Jimmy Kimmel's return to airwaves might just point the way forward for late night TV to prove its relevance to American audiences — and to itself. n.pr/4olWrD4

Bodega cats are out of control in Toronto

watermelon electrode

How does it feel like to be Bisexual in one pic :

Hundreds of Portland, Oregon, residents rode their bicycles in the nude to protest U.S. President Donald Trump’s continuous threats to send the National Guard to the city.

bloomf sesh when? 👉🏼👈🏼

“With your patient and rigorous work, you can act as a barrier against those who, through the ancient art of lying, seek to create divisions in order to rule by dividing,” he said. “You can be a bulwark of civility against the quicksand of approximation and post-truth...” apnews.com/article/pope...

Sending this meme will never get old to me 🤣