He got back home last night, he already knows I’m about to have him on my face like this later today 😮‍💨 Hole on my tongue, balls on my nose, smothered by his scent. I’m so ready 😩

I don’t know what British people are saying without them

Ms. Rachel realer than any politician you could vote for.

Every child deserves to feel seen, heard, and loved – from Delaney Hall Detention Facility in New Jersey to Dilley Detention Center in Texas.

Apparently it's easy to fix things, which makes me wonder why so many politicians claim they can't

Your World. Your Merch. Our Money. https://store.theonion.com/products/im-gay-for-corporate-pandering-headline-t-shirt-1?variant=42792362311749

Happy Pride Month ♥️🏳️‍🌈

HAPPY PRIDE! We got you a CAMP QUEER DISASTER! Check out the trailer for June Dumpster Raccoon pick SLEEPAWAY CAMP by Nathan Boone ! TIX ALMOST GONE! With SPECIAL LIVE PERFORMANCE (and after-film chat) from chaotic nepo-baby VIVICA - aka VIVEK SHRAYA! revuecinema.ca/films/dumpst...

Hot girl summer loading…

me giving pinnochio a reality check:

the phrase "lipstick on a pig" has always inspired a deep sadness in me. I think of the pig, looking forward to her big night out, and I bring myself to the verge of tears.

Been sick all weekend and honestly I just need more rest 🤧🤕

whatchu doin with all that ass

feeling starry eyed 😝

I 💙 hot babs

What are we watching tonight yall?

Happy Pride Month!

I llovethe gameboy!!!!

❤️found at a bar near you!💙

Yourself, but as a kangaroo.

Thinking about this again

I’m gonna hold your cock when I say this…

Tim Drake / Robin Titans (2018) Titans newest team member. A cutie patootie.

It’s called pride because you ride that p

“I think it’s a privilege to clutch your pearls, sometimes your pearls get snatched” -JYW

Brings glitter to a knife fight cuz whimsy always wins.

Trump humiliated - AGAIN - as four Republican senators, defected and voted with Democrats yesterday to block the latest GOP effort to pass the SAVE Trump's Butt Bill.

Is this too much to ask for

bro having to do prior authorizations for simple medications is so infuriating cause why am i here going back and forth with an insurance rep about a child’s asthma inhaler? #FreeLuigi

Hatred of data centers is the only bipartisan political issue in America. Incredible work by tech CEOs in uniting the country.

Quiet piggy.

By Jim Benton

I want what they have ♥️🚲

🤼

Staggering levels of corruption. They’re using every possible lever of power to enrich themselves and their friends and families. And the “party of fiscal responsibility” simply doesn’t care.

🗣️ WEAK MEN SERVE THEMSELVES!!!

I have been informed that the novelty popcorn bucket for The Odyssey is an IMAX camera and I cannot express how much I need this

AOC: This is what I want people to understand: this is our money. When you pay your taxes, that money is being stolen to pay for a vanity project like a ballroom or whatever it is that this guy wants to do, instead of what it should be used for…

George Santos called me after my story revealing federal investigations into his suspected market manipulation on Kalshi. And he said: "This story is going to get you a gun in your face." Then he lied about it. www.npr.org/2026/06/04/n...

how many oomfs could an bloomf oomf oomf if a bloomf oomf could oomf oomfs

FCC To Investigate TV Shows Where The Mom Has Job https://theonion.com/fcc-to-investigate-tv-shows-where-the-mom-has-job/

this feels like a threat

Good morning y’all ☀️🔊

Everyone 🔫 get your bussy in jock NOW!!!

20 year old director with the number 1 movie in america just said “this shit fucking sucks” while every old hollywood fuck decides that the only way to stay relevant is to burn their legacy at the ritual pyre that is ‘generative ai’ almost poetic

texting the boys to ask if they wanna see a western

find someone who looks at you the way Anne Hathaway gazes upon Emily Blunt

pride? like a pack of lions?