OK, so this may only apply to people down south (as I know the North actually gets cold 😜). But why is everyone wearing so many layers?! Yes, it’s got cooler, but it’s not Arctic! Do you really need that jumper and coat, Jane? I’m sweating just looking at you! 🥵😂

Second film of the day 🎬 This absolute class. No notes 👌🏻

Use a video, GIF, or image to describe your mood today! 🖤

Perfect Sunday afternoon film ☺️ “You have no power over me”

Yourself, but as a cartoon

Gots me hair did & had a shave 💁🏼‍♀️ Gay powers not restored, as they never left — but they may have been upgraded 🤷🏻‍♂️🤣

Less Joe Pesci, more Joe Pasquale 🤣🤣

First weekend in over a month that we’ve had zero plans, and I couldn’t be happier ☺️ Would have preferred not to have woken up at 4:30am, but at least the gym is quiet 🤷🏻‍♂️

Please ReSkeet the fk out of this. This Lady did so much for the Music and Culture People Of Colour matter too!

It’s been a super busy week, and I’m knackered 😴 But it’s not all bad — my boss (the Chief Exec) told me that I’m doing a great job and that I’ve made such a huge impact in the short time I’ve been there 🥹 So that’s not a bad way to go into the weekend ☺️

It’s been a f**king day 🤬 Back-to-back meetings, including a board meeting that overran, meaning I had no lunch 🥪 Then cancelled and delayed trains, which means I’ve only just got home 😩 Oh, and the rain — I can’t forget the fact that I got drenched ☔️ Thank f**k it’s Friday tomorrow 🤪

Two bald guys on the train discussing when they went bald, shaving techniques, hair transplants, etc., etc. I feel like I’m attending their unofficial TED Talk 🤣

As someone who hasn’t long turned 40, I absolutely love this ❤️

Me this morning after weeks without rain 🤣

Today is the first time in ages that I’ve woke up on a Monday & really don’t want to go to work 😔 Think I’m just feeling tired this morning, could have slept for much longer 😴

Mays playlist 🎧💃🪩

Fab afternoon and evening with me best bish @wmhsoj.bsky.social seeing Titanique ☺️ Laughed my arse off! 🤣🤣

Girls, it’s a hot one out there today 😅 On my way to London for a catch up with my best bitch @wmhsoj.bsky.social 🥳

Ruler of his domain 🐈

Post a photo from 2019 Argh when I was at my fittest 😩😩

Worst night’s sleep and a three-hour board meeting this morning… this should be fun 😴🥱☕️

Lush day up on the roof ☀️😎 Drinking some vodka slushies, listening to some music & having some nibbles 🍹

Morning campers! 👋🏻 Cats fed & the plants watered before it gets too hot ☀️ Just waiting for Tom to wake up & we can all have a lovely day on the terrace 🏖️😎🍹

Just realised that within the next 6 weeks I’ll have 3 new tattoos 🥳 Taking me to 23 (I think) 😳 Just another few to go after that and I’ll stop for a while 🤣

Just having me morning cuppa ☕️ 5 days off work & going to a wedding today! 👰‍♀️🤵‍♂️ Should be fun! 🍾🥳👯🪩💃

Another commuter annoyance…. Straight couples who feel the need to chew each other’s faces off 🤮 Excuse me, sir — it’s barely 8am and I’d rather not bring up my morning tea 🤢 We get it, you’re in love. Good for you 🤣

Read for filth 🤣

Loud people on the commuter train should be banned 🚫 You can sleep, you can listen to music (with headphones), you can read or play on your phone, but what you can’t do is be loud and laughing 🤬 This train is basically a communal nap, sir! Know your train etiquette! 🙄

As lovely as it is having friends over for the weekend and hosting, I am absolutely cream crackered after a day at work 🤪🥱 Tonight, I plan to sit on the sofa and eventually pass out 😴💤

Lots of my parcels have arrived today which is exciting 🛍️ Less exciting for my neighbours who have to hear “Under the Sea” play every time the doorbell goes 🤣🤣

Happy Sunday all! 👋🏻 We had a fabulous day of drinking, laughing, singing & dancing yesterday 💃🥳👯🍾 All a little sleepy today 😴 So me, @tommo1345.bsky.social & @tuxfordyasssss.bsky.social are having an Indiana marathon ☺️🎬🍿

Morning campers! Of course having Lady muck staying with us means that we consumed a fair amount of alcohol last night 🍻🥂 But nothing a cuppa & a couple paracetamol can’t cure 👍🏻 More shinanigans today I’m sure 🥳💃🪩🎉👯🍾 What’s everyone else got planned? 🤔

Lady muck made in one piece 🤣 Few wines and whiskeys 🍷🥃 @tuxfordyasssss.bsky.social

Happy Birthday to my fabulous little sofa bear 🐻🥰😘 I hope you have the most amazing day! 🎂🎈🥳🥂 Love you @tommo1345.bsky.social xx

Morning! So……yesterday I worked an 18-hour day doing the count 😴 Didn’t get into bed until 2am this morning, and then Maxie decided I’d been lying in bed for too long and woke me up at 6am 🙄 So approach with care 😂

Happy Friday! Up with the lark this morning 😴 On my way to the count today for the local elections, I hope you all voted ✅

One stupid little thing that really annoys me is when people use the American word for something instead of the English one 😡 I know its silly, but really annoys me 🙄

Happy Birthday to the person I argue with the most in life, but also laugh a whole lot with @j3lyon.bsky.social Happy 40th babes! 🥳🎂🎈

Woman at work was talking about a piece of office equipment she’s had for 32 years 😳 Then a guy said “Wow, that’s probably older than Craig” And ya know what? That actually made my day 🤣🤣

My Met Gala round up of my fav looks: ⭐️Beyoncé in Olivier Rousteing ⭐️Cardi B in Mark Jacob’s ⭐️Daisy Edgar-Jones in McQueen. ⭐️Janelle Monáe in Christian Siriano

Morning! 👋🏻☕️ Ladies, imma need you to keep your fingers crossed for us that the weather stays dry today 😬🤞🏼 One more cuppa in bed & then let’s get this decking finished 💪🏼

Another boring post… But I’m proud of us getting all the underneath of the panels stained, whilst doing it inside because of the rain ☔️

Morning all! 👋🏻 She’s aching this morning from handling all that hard wood yesterday 😏….. Who knew fitting new decking would be so much work 🤣

Girl, that was a long day of cutting and staining wood, she’s cream crackered 😴

Well not the chilled morning we was expecting 😅 New decking wasn’t supposed to arrive until this evening (between 4:30-6:30), it arrived at 9am 😳 Also half of the wood is the wrong size 🙄🤬

Where? 🤷🏻‍♂️

Happy Friday! 🥳 Off to the office 🚂

April toons! 🎧💃🥳 Still listening to Little Mix like it’s 2022 🤣