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Bluesky have added a “Go Live” feature, has anyone else noticed? Or am I well behind on this?

January Toons! 💃🎧

Last January: Boiler broke, went without heating & hot water This January: water pipe in bathroom sink breaks, floods bathroom, trips electric January is definitely not our month 😩😩

Today our ginger demon fluff ball is 1! 🥳🎂 He is the most loving & chaotic cat we’ve ever had & we wouldn’t change him for the world! 🥰 Happy Birthday Ralph! 🐈

I might have just booked another 2 tattoos 😬

Not sure what mine is 🤷🏻‍♂️🤔🤔 What’s yours?

Movie you've watched more than six times with a gif. Hard mode: no Star Wars or Trek, LOTR, or Marvel.

Breakfast with my main girls this morning 🥹😍 I don’t think it’s possible to love two people more! They are so bloody cute 🥰

Morning campers! 👋🏻 Starting to make plans for the 40th this year, and first up is a brunch with my oldest friend 😊 Naturally, I’m booking it for a later slot than I’ve told her, because if the last 30 years have taught me anything… this bitch always late 🤣🤣

That’s it girls, tattoos 18 & 19 done 😍

Don’t even like the Beckhams but I am OBSESSED with all the memes 🤣🤣

Happy Monday 👋🏻 I don’t want to get too excited, but I may have found a way out of the hellhole I currently work in 🤞🏼 Maybe 2026 could be a good year 😊

Yesterday was all fun and games, but I’m absolutely knackered today 😴 So I’ve made the very brave decision to spend the entire day curled up on the sofa, under the duvet, watching films and drifting in and out of naps.

First kitchen disco of 2026 💃🪩🥂

Morning campers! 👋🏻 Got me workout done early so that I can drink whiskey & eat pizza this afternoon 🥃🍕 That’s how it works right?…..RIGHT?!

Never liked One Direction and have never really listened to their music (except when it’s on the radio), but for some reason I’ve woken up singing: “And we danced all night to the best song ever” Over and over… is this a nightmare?

Just when you thought it was safe to go back into the water……

Friday workout done 👍🏻🏃‍♂️🏋️😅

I know Leigh-Anne’s change in direction of music since Little Mix isn’t everyone’s cup of tea, but…. I LIVE!!! 💃

Commuter rant 🚂 Why do straight men feel the need to shout at each other when they are literally next to each other? 😡

That is the strangest roundtable ever, also her “evidence” against Rachel didn’t even make sense 🤣🤣 Ultimately I’m glad she’s gone, she was doing my head in! #Traitors

Woah mumma! That was a sweaty workout! She’s serving up some beetroot realness 🥵😅🏋️🏃‍♂️

Perfect Sunday film 👂🏼🎵 Fun fact: When Tom first come & stay with me at my flat in London all them years ago (15 years roughly), this is what we watched 🥰

On a Sunday??!!

Alexa play wok bitch 🏋️🏃‍♂️😅

What’s Matthew’s beef with Jessie? I reckon it’s that yellow eye shadow #Traitors

Me to Matthew: #Traitors

Not my house but I know my way around.

Stephen in the turret #traitors

Fiona’s off her tits 🤣🤣 #thetraitors

Sweaty Betty! 😅

I feel like between the hours of 5am - 7:30am trains should have dimmer lighting to allow for naps 😴 Even if you aren’t napping, no one needs that harsh strip lighting this time of the morning 🫣

Soft launching my return to the gym after my bad mental health at the end of November 😬 Taking it slow & just getting back in the motions, but good to be back 😊 40 min training 🏋️ 40 min treadmill 🏃‍♂️ I’m knackered now 🤣🤣

My phased return to work has lasted all of two days 🤣🤣 My manager has now been signed off, and as I’m the most senior (and the only one who can do her job), guess who’s picking up the slack… Muggins here! 🙄

First book of 2026 finished 😊 Return to the Dallergut Dream Department Store - Miya Lee I didn’t enjoy it as much as the first book, but it’s a decent sequel.

My Oodie dressing gown arrived just in time! AND it matches my phone case! In the words of Trinity the Tuck “I LIVE!”

First day back after being signed off done! 😅 Have sorted my phased return & work plan moving forward for the next few weeks 🙂 Proud of myself for getting back in the office so treated myself to some lunch 🥪

Happy Sunday, one and all! 👋🏻 Tomorrow I’m back to work after being signed off at the end of November for my mental health. 😬 I’m feeling a bit anxious today about going back, but I know that’s to be expected — so I’m trying to be kind to myself by relaxing and reading to take my mind off things 😊📖

New bed & bedding 🥳 I can report that there were no arguments & no divorce in the near future 🤣🤣

Heated Rivalry & the new season of Traitors have provided me with my first 2026 crushes: Robbie G.K. & Ross

Morning campers! 👋🏻 New bed arriving today — which, once you reach a certain age, is genuinely exciting 🤣 However, the real test is: how many times will Tom and I argue during the assembly? 🤬 Tom is a DIY-Do, and I am very much a DIY-Don’t 😬 Stay tuned…

2026 already off to a good start….. Just bought this Oodie dressing gown which means at least my 2026 will be a comfy one!

Happy New Year! 🥳 We made it to 12:15 & then went to bed, wild night 🤣🤣 Entering 2026 the same as 2025, hopeful & tired 😴🤣 Hope everyone had a fun evening & here’s to a great year! 🤞🏼

Last one of 2025 🎧🎤🎶

Funnily enough, most of my interactions with celebs have been in toilets: Richard Ayoade Noel Gallagher Simon Amstell All in the toilets of pubs 🤷🏻‍♂️

Thats a wrap on Christmas! 🎄 All the decs are packed away & the house is back to normal 😊 And no divorce papers whilst doing it 🤣

Me sister knows me well….. She got me books & a bottle of rum for Christmas 🤣

Lovely evening with me sister, brother-in-law & the nephews, little belated festive catch up 😊 As much as it has been a lovely week seeing lots of family & friends, my social battery is drained 😴

Lovely little games night with the gays yesterday 🥳 Laughed so much! 🤣 @j3lyon.bsky.social @saltnpreppa.bsky.social @tommo1345.bsky.social