Josh (He/Him)
@wmhsoj.bsky.social
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Husband, daddy (not that kind, perverts), and all round basic bitch 🏳️🌈
Is there any better feeling than taking contact lenses out after wearing them for hours?
24 days ago
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Summer vibes ☀️😎
25 days ago
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Morning 🥱
25 days ago
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Put a load of washing on yesterday, not realising there was a whole pack of tissues in my hoodie pocket 😩
25 days ago
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Had the dad-wagon washed the other day, for the first time since I bought it in August 😂
about 2 months ago
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Sunday has been good. Can’t say I’m looking forward to Monday, but I’ve got a day off of Weds!
3 months ago
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When you’re 37 and still scared of being told off by your mum 😂😂
3 months ago
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You, in another decade
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3 months ago
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Obsessed with my new septum piercing 😍😍
3 months ago
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I was looking forward to a bit of peace whilst wfh today, but now we have people coming to replace the boiler 😩
3 months ago
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Turns out it wasn’t trapped wind at all, but gallstones!
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4 months ago
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Obsessed with my new hoodie 😍
4 months ago
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My son slept the whole night through last night, for the first time in months 😍 Daddy actually feels somewhat rested!
4 months ago
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Tomorrow makes it a whole month since we moved into this house, and today I have finally put our bed frame together. Finally, I can stop sleeping on a mattress on the floor!
4 months ago
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That’s the last day of half term done! Think I wore the kid out at soft play today, he was asking to go to bed before 6pm! Looking forward to the weekend, need to try and do some more unpacking. We’ve only lived here for a month now 😂
4 months ago
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You’re stuck in the last movie you watched… (Answer with a GIF) 🖤
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4 months ago
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It’s our boys 6th birthday today 🎉🎁🎈🥳🎂 My heart nearly burst this morning when he saw the balloons and presents and said “did you do all this for me?” 🥺🥲
4 months ago
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Finally handed back the keys to the old house today, and feel like a bit of weight has been lifted off my shoulders. Now we can concentrate on making our new house a home ❤️
4 months ago
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Cleaning a house that you no longer live in is not the one.. If I don’t get to enjoy the cleanliness then why should I care?
4 months ago
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Any tips on relieving trapped wind in my chest? I’ve tried tablets, stretching, massage, heat.. now having peppermint tea.
5 months ago
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Our house has gone back up ok Rightmove for new tenants, so naturally I’m becoming obsessive about cleaning it in case we have any viewings before we move out 😂
5 months ago
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Nearly went arse over tit in Morrisons car park this morning 😂 then my car skidded on ice as I pulled into my street 😳 Be careful out there, kids!
5 months ago
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Couldn’t stay out there too long, it’s bloody cold!
5 months ago
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We have snow!! 😍 Not a huge amount and it’ll probably disappear by lunchtime, but it’s something! Can’t wait to take my boy out to play in it this morning ☃️
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5 months ago
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I’m a bit jealous of all the snow everyone else seems to be getting.
5 months ago
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Packing up the house ain’t half doing my back in 😩
5 months ago
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Off to London with my boys today. Kiddo doesn’t know it yet, but we’re taking him to the Paddington experience this afternoon. We watched all 3 movies yesterday in preparation for this!
6 months ago
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All presents wrapped and under the tree. Hubby and I have caved and opened the chocolate orange that was part of the gift from my boss 😂
6 months ago
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Why are shops getting rid of the Christmas stuff already?! Also, why couldn’t I find a chocolate Santa for less than £4.50?! lol
6 months ago
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Getting into the festive spirit by making Christmas trees in Excel 🤣🎄
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6 months ago
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Can’t get out of bed this morning. My alarm went off 45 minutes ago, and I’m still not up. Probably going to be late now, but struggling to care.
6 months ago
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I’ve never felt less prepared for Christmas. I want to feel festive, but the house move is at the front of my mind pretty much 24/7 at the moment. I can’t wait to get into the new house, get some decs up and enjoy Christmas with my boys ❤️
6 months ago
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Looks like we’re on the move again! Found a house we liked and applied to rent it, which has been accepted. They want us to move in before Christmas though! 😕 my day off today was going to be spent relaxing, but instead I’m sorting through crap to get rid of!
6 months ago
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I had a very sleepy Edith next to me whilst I was working today 🐈⬛💤
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7 months ago
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Mr George chilling in the tub 🛁
7 months ago
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I’ve woken up with the song from Freaky Friday in my head, despite having not seen the movie since it came out..
8 months ago
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Bernard loves it when the heating is on
8 months ago
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My birthday present from my husband 🕸️
8 months ago
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Took myself up to bed, only to find one of the cats left a fucking turd on my duvet 😩😩😩
8 months ago
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The week ahead involves becoming another year older.. but the excitement of only working 3 days, and a trip to the tattooist overrides that.
8 months ago
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Had a great day at the National Space Centre with my boys. Even learnt a thing or two!
9 months ago
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Lazy afternoon
9 months ago
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My carbon monoxide alarm has a fault and keeps beeping every minute. Battery isn’t removable/replaceable, and I can’t stop the beeping! Even submerging it in water isn’t helping 😂😩
9 months ago
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Is it still a selfie, if the photo is of my reflection?
9 months ago
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As if those wankers at the Dartford crossing rejected my PCN appeal because I paid a couple of days late. Only had to pay another £2.50, but I’d proven to them that I’d already paid it!
10 months ago
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Could whoever keeps trying to spend £27.99 on google store with my old debit card please stop. The declined notifications from my bank are getting annoying.
10 months ago
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For the first time in adulthood, I can comfortably fit into a size 34” jeans! Let’s celebrate with cake!
10 months ago
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Treated myself to some second lobes piercings today.
10 months ago
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Hair did, beard trimmed and feeling fressshhhhhhh
10 months ago
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Lets see you at 21 (ish)
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10 months ago
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